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« Reply #850 on: April 20, 2013, 08:43:17 PM »

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« Reply #851 on: April 20, 2013, 11:12:55 PM »

Glad you enjoyed that, Joe.  The whole article (I think I linked it) is quite amusing, for lawyers and non-lawyers alike.
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« Reply #852 on: April 21, 2013, 08:55:29 AM »

Click for context:

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« Reply #853 on: April 21, 2013, 10:43:07 AM »

something like this if hillary were to expose rand paul's crazy economics.



Fixed. Isn't 3 years out stuff fun?
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« Reply #854 on: April 21, 2013, 01:11:40 PM »

I assume someone has noted that a substantial percentage of teens getting pregnant not married, etc. want to do so. They assume that the stack is wired against them, and they don't have a future, so why not feel important, and have someone to love, by having a baby?  This issue is not going to be "solved" by having more health classes, or birth control available. It's far deeper and more intractable than that.

Precisely.  Teen pregnancy is the fault - as is everything else - of the ruling class.  It is Bill Gats and Warran Buffet we should be aborting.

Two points:

1. I love when opebo says stuff like this.

2. I can't imagine what his intentional misspelling of Bill Gates and Warren Buffet's names might mean in this context.
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« Reply #855 on: April 21, 2013, 03:23:21 PM »

Are you sure that's really Glenn Beck in the video? I didn't pay close attention, but I didn't hear him say, "buy gold" even once.
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« Reply #856 on: April 21, 2013, 04:46:04 PM »

Considering yourself a hipster won't make you white, Oldies. Only plastic surgery will.
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Grumpier Than Uncle Joe
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« Reply #857 on: April 23, 2013, 01:52:43 PM »


Priceless.
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« Reply #858 on: April 23, 2013, 07:05:16 PM »

Not getting into this debate but bro be careful with the pee stains
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« Reply #859 on: April 24, 2013, 12:24:08 PM »

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« Reply #860 on: April 24, 2013, 01:52:37 PM »


I don't get it.
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« Reply #861 on: April 24, 2013, 02:30:44 PM »


Check out the faces in the last picture.
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« Reply #862 on: April 24, 2013, 02:36:12 PM »

I actually lol'd

Good show, Snowy
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« Reply #863 on: April 24, 2013, 02:53:36 PM »


Oh!  Ladyboys!  Thanks I hardly notice them anymore.

Wait, Dr J is a female impersonator as well?
It's a harmless hobby. I don't hold it against him.
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« Reply #864 on: April 24, 2013, 03:55:51 PM »

The opposition to the marriage bill was probably the campest and 'gayest' protest I have ever seen. I've seen striaghter gay rights parades. I full expect it to be announced as one elaborate joke for a tv special.

Only in France would this be an anti-gay protest:


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« Reply #865 on: April 24, 2013, 04:08:23 PM »

Wow, the anti-gay movement in France is pretty fun! The coolest demonstration in favour of the 'true' marriage that I remember having seen. Bishops and young Christians in Spain should take note, they would be more popular with a bit of pink in their wardrobes.
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« Reply #866 on: April 24, 2013, 04:41:47 PM »
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I made that, asshole. Tongue
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« Reply #867 on: April 24, 2013, 04:46:10 PM »

Wow, the anti-gay movement in France is pretty fun! The coolest demonstration in favour of the 'true' marriage that I remember having seen. Bishops and young Christians in Spain should take note, they would be more popular with a bit of pink in their wardrobes.

Personally, I'd rather like the demonstrators to look like the obtuse, stale, antiquated reactionaries they actually are.
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« Reply #868 on: April 24, 2013, 04:47:31 PM »

Wow, the anti-gay movement in France is pretty fun! The coolest demonstration in favour of the 'true' marriage that I remember having seen. Bishops and young Christians in Spain should take note, they would be more popular with a bit of pink in their wardrobes.

They are also violent and use kids as human shields against anti-riot police.
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« Reply #869 on: April 24, 2013, 04:57:44 PM »

Yep, I am aware of how obtuse are those morons. We are pretty familiar with obtuse and stale attitudes towards certain issues related to sex and gender, aren't we?. It's just that the photo made me laugh, like certain opebo's 'funny' remark on the price of prostitutes (single-issue man until the grave), btw.
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« Reply #870 on: April 24, 2013, 05:10:27 PM »

Yep, I am aware of how obtuse are those morons. We are pretty familiar with obtuse and stale attitudes towards certain issues related to sex and gender, aren't we?. It's just that the photo made me laugh, like certain opebo's 'funny' remark on the price of prostitutes (single-issue man until the grave), btw.

I don't know which one you mean - perhaps you should post it in here?
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« Reply #871 on: April 24, 2013, 05:25:34 PM »

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« Reply #872 on: April 24, 2013, 05:29:49 PM »

Yep, I am aware of how obtuse are those morons. We are pretty familiar with obtuse and stale attitudes towards certain issues related to sex and gender, aren't we?. It's just that the photo made me laugh, like certain opebo's 'funny' remark on the price of prostitutes (single-issue man until the grave), btw.

I don't know which one you mean - perhaps you should post it in here?

Forget it, friend, Valero is like Robert Conrad begging you to knock the battery off his shoulder so he can kick your ass.  Roll Eyes

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« Reply #873 on: April 24, 2013, 05:37:56 PM »

I don't know which one you mean - perhaps you should post it in here?
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Yep, I am aware of how obtuse are those morons. We are pretty familiar with obtuse and stale attitudes towards certain issues related to sex and gender, aren't we?. It's just that the photo made me laugh, like certain opebo's 'funny' remark on the price of prostitutes (single-issue man until the grave), btw.

I don't know which one you mean - perhaps you should post it in here?
Sorry, opebo, the thread is locked. However, this was your reply to one post of mine where I mentioned Mad Men.

opebo: All I care about is access to prostitution.

Nathan: That's actually a very effective and succinct answer to the question.

opebo: I watched Madmen, and there were only a few prostitutes, and not at all reasonably priced, so...

I don't know why, but I found it somewhat hilarious, because it made me think about you as a crazy man or as a man going crazy due to the lack of reasonably priced prostitutes. Don't take that into account, it's only that some persons like me have a certain sense of absurdity and even find funny a certain type of humour based on absurdity, which is too fine tasted to all people outside Europe, you know Wink In your favour plays that I can laugh with some of your posts, on the other hand I can't stand memphis. Do you know what I mean?

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Forget it, friend, Valero is like Robert Conrad begging you to knock the battery off his shoulder so he can kick your ass.  Roll Eyes

Thank you very much, man, I like Robert Conrad! Cheesy
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« Reply #874 on: April 24, 2013, 05:39:10 PM »

You're too kind. I wouldn't have noticed this without Bacon King.
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