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« Reply #925 on: May 07, 2013, 08:49:17 PM »
Quote from: Governor Scott on May 07, 2013, 08:43:49 PM
Quote from: MilesC56 on May 07, 2013, 09:19:20 AM
Apparently Bob is a 58 year-old guy looking for casual sex.

'Maybe if he was getting some action, he'd hate the world less.

I was thinking about posting this for the longest time.


Now, which of these do you think is his current girlfriend?
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #926 on: May 07, 2013, 10:38:13 PM »
Quote from: Emperor SJoyce on May 07, 2013, 06:06:01 PM
I am certain that when Dave Leip sat down to create himself the US Election Atlas Forum, this is exactly the kind of thread he envisioned as the ideal goal of his forum.
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Lambsbread
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« Reply #927 on: May 08, 2013, 05:26:25 AM »
that BSB post is gold

As for me, I actually laughed out loud at this one:
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« Reply #928 on: May 08, 2013, 05:27:53 AM »
Yeah, yeah I'm in it, but:

Quote from: a Person on May 08, 2013, 05:25:14 AM
Quote from: R2D2 on May 08, 2013, 05:20:59 AM
Roughly 8 hours

Which brought my total up to about 12-13 times this month

…and now my mind is preoccupied with the question of how exactly a droid would masturbate. THANKS OBAMA!
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Keystone Phil
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« Reply #929 on: May 08, 2013, 12:46:59 PM »
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« Reply #930 on: May 08, 2013, 12:50:33 PM »
Classic, Naso.....(pronounced like peso)
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« Reply #931 on: May 08, 2013, 02:27:35 PM »
What a great post, for Naso.
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« Reply #932 on: May 08, 2013, 02:44:02 PM »
Naso loves Charles Ramsey because he fulfills most of the black stereotypes Naso subscribes to.
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« Reply #933 on: May 08, 2013, 02:49:31 PM »
Quote from: Paul Kemp on May 08, 2013, 02:44:02 PM
Naso loves Charles Ramsey because he fulfills most of the black stereotypes Naso subscribes to.

When will "Lenny and Earl" return?
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« Reply #934 on: May 08, 2013, 02:58:38 PM »
Quote from: Keystone Phil on May 08, 2013, 02:49:31 PM
Quote from: Paul Kemp on May 08, 2013, 02:44:02 PM
Naso loves Charles Ramsey because he fulfills most of the black stereotypes Naso subscribes to.

When will "Lenny and Earl" return?

Along with Bonequesha?
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« Reply #935 on: May 08, 2013, 07:04:56 PM »
Quote from: Oldiesfreak1854 on May 08, 2013, 07:01:50 PM
I don't think you can really compare Atlas members to Holocaust deniers, but my first pick would be Kalwejt, along with Franzl, a Person, and Leif.
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« Reply #936 on: May 08, 2013, 07:27:51 PM »
I don't know who Leif is, but he sounds like a real scoundrel.
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« Reply #937 on: May 08, 2013, 07:31:21 PM »
Quote from: Lief on May 08, 2013, 07:27:51 PM
I don't know who Leif is, but he sounds like a real scoundrel.
A whippersnapper, even.
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« Reply #938 on: May 08, 2013, 07:34:25 PM »
Quote from: Lief on May 08, 2013, 07:27:51 PM
I don't know who Leif is, but he sounds like a real scoundrel.

hello
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« Reply #939 on: May 08, 2013, 07:36:02 PM »
ugh
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Joe Republic
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« Reply #940 on: May 08, 2013, 08:26:33 PM »
Quote from: Leif on May 08, 2013, 07:34:25 PM
Quote from: Lief on May 08, 2013, 07:27:51 PM
I don't know who Leif is, but he sounds like a real scoundrel.

hello

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!  How utterly hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #941 on: May 08, 2013, 08:50:31 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on May 08, 2013, 08:26:33 PM
Quote from: Leif on May 08, 2013, 07:34:25 PM
Quote from: Lief on May 08, 2013, 07:27:51 PM
I don't know who Leif is, but he sounds like a real scoundrel.

hello

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!  How utterly hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

it wasn't quite that funny.
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #942 on: May 08, 2013, 08:54:11 PM »
Quote from: True Federalist on May 01, 2013, 10:57:46 PM

No wonder California leans to the left.  It's geography that's responsible.
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« Reply #943 on: May 08, 2013, 09:40:48 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on May 08, 2013, 08:26:33 PM
Quote from: Leif on May 08, 2013, 07:34:25 PM
Quote from: Lief on May 08, 2013, 07:27:51 PM
I don't know who Leif is, but he sounds like a real scoundrel.

hello

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!  How utterly hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

Terrible joke, but you have to admit he does fit the bill of scoundrel and whippersnapper.
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« Reply #944 on: May 08, 2013, 09:47:14 PM »
Quote from: shua on May 08, 2013, 08:50:31 PM
Quote from: Joe Republic on May 08, 2013, 08:26:33 PM
Quote from: Leif on May 08, 2013, 07:34:25 PM
Quote from: Lief on May 08, 2013, 07:27:51 PM
I don't know who Leif is, but he sounds like a real scoundrel.

hello

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!  How utterly hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

it wasn't quite that funny.

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Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.
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« Reply #945 on: May 09, 2013, 12:07:22 AM »
Quote from: TJ in Wisco on May 08, 2013, 08:23:51 PM
Where is NY Jew when we need him most?
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« Reply #946 on: May 09, 2013, 01:04:59 AM »
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Bacon King
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« Reply #947 on: May 09, 2013, 02:29:31 AM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on May 08, 2013, 10:53:20 PM
Quote from: 31: A New Bushie on May 08, 2013, 10:40:43 PM
Will Rogers World Airport in Oklahoma City

1. Will Rogers died in a plane crash.
2. This airport is the only one to have 'World' in its name rather than the more customary 'International'.
3. You cannot fly to any international destinations from this World Airport.

loloklahoma
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Lambsbread
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« Reply #948 on: May 09, 2013, 05:09:57 AM »
Quote from: King on May 08, 2013, 09:40:48 PM
Terrible joke, but you have to admit he does fit the bill of scoundrel and whippersnapper.

This being the intent behind it
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Grumpier Than Uncle Joe
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« Reply #949 on: May 09, 2013, 12:13:29 PM »
Quote from: opebo on May 09, 2013, 11:25:39 AM
Did you loose your gonads in an accident at the window factory?
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