The Comedy Goldmine

[Napoleon]

Duh, it's probably one of the most rabidly left-wing forums I've ever seen.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Duh, it's probably one of the most rabidly left-wing forums I've ever seen.

Which says a whole lot about what you've seen and not a whole lot about objective reality.

I for one am shocked, shocked I tell you, to hear that the Atlas forum is more left-wing than the Winnie the Pooh web-board or Loony Tunes Online.

[Napoleon]

Dukakis actually did win Illinois. I was watching the election returns, and they had the map shaded in for Dukakis. Then crooked DuPage County "found" a bunch of votes for Bush.

And the rest as they say is fascism.

[Mopsus]

Robert Kennedy went carbon-neutral in 1968, bro.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

My favorite one is some girls rape so easy. That should be a 1960s Motown hit.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Walt Disney 67%
 You hate Jews but love mice, ducks, and anthropomorphic dogs which people don't seem to know is actually a dog.

[Mechaman]

Context: A Wormyguy thread about rape

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Beet won that thread.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Yeah, beyond her "intransigent" façade, Merkel is actually one of the most comically opportunistic politicians who in every situation does her best to have the cake and eat it. Actually, she's very similar to Hollande in that regard.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Mike Assad is on some school board, and Darryl W. Perry will soon be the 45th President of the United States.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Visiting this thread at random, I must admit even though I don't wish to sound selfish or egotistical, but I do feel this thread is the top echelon of Naso Threads.

[rejectamenta]

I finally heard the other day and the kids are doing okay.  They did get malaria, but they are recovering nicely.

[Goldwater]

The whole thread is filled with hilarity, but this one in particular cracked me up.

[King]

Visiting this thread at random, I must admit even though I don't wish to sound selfish or egotistical, but I do feel this thread is the top echelon of Naso Threads.

He broke the fourth wall.  The comedy is over.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

an oldie I just found that's relevant:
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=90783

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I'm not sure there are any.

Then why are you here?

Autism awareness.

[Napoleon]

I vote for the one who's a pretty normal guy (though sadly by the sorry standards of Texas) and doesn't scare me and wouldn't terrify me if I met him in real life. The other two are two of the creepiest and scariest individuals I've ever encountered.

The one who has admitted to taking part in an [attempted] drive-by shooting is the one that doesn't terrify you?

[Napoleon]

I'd say the Germans are being softies, though given history that's probably a good thing.

[Napoleon]

Atheist does things like engaging in email conversations with Inks, in which he asks for the contact info of other moderators and threatens to sue Atlas for slander, then creates a new sock account to post a poll with the question "How to deal with Inks?", where the choices are all various forms of violence.

The post is more of an explanation than an attempt at humor, but it's hilarious for the content alone.

[Paul Kemp]

context

Matt Dillon will have to play him in a movie now.

[Napoleon]

Nah but I saw a ton of blacks in hoodies and never freaked out.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

"He's pretty fly for a white guy."

?

[Joe Republic]

Related question, non-trolling I promise:  What's with the word 'ask' being pronounced 'aks'?

Many years ago, Pat Buchanan wrote a book in which he suggested that it was a mistake for the US to declare war on Germany in World War II.

I have some Nevadan friends and having known them for years and visited them in Las Vegas it is really hard for me to accept the fact that Buchanan won 21,000 votes in the 1996 Republican presidential primary in Nevada, or 15% of the vote.  Now that I read your post it is suddenly very plausible to me that Nevadans cast those votes.  Ignorance was so nice.  I want it back.

This post was written by a moderator!  The forum being the forum again.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Thread title needed for context.

They are endowed with positively enormous vocal cords - at least twice as long as the average white man's vocal cord, and as thick as a Coke can.

[DC Al Fine]

I think adultery should be treated as some manner of tort, personally. I don't think most of the adultery laws that are currently on the books in states that still have them are very practical or well-considered. I doubt Virginia is an exception.

Seriously?  That seems completely crazy.

Don't you like the idea of pretty much putting all politicians behind bars though?

Well played barfbag