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[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

FF (normal)

Great guy. He's made a few minor grammar mistakes, so I've taken the Liberty of writing a few notes for him.

•The first word in a sentence contains a capital letter.
•If there's a pause in the sentence then a comma is necessary.
•Make sure to watch the way you use vowels. You seem to be using A, E, I, O, & interchangeably. It is an understandable thing, this website may help.
•Names and proper nouns also begin with capital letters.

Follow these notes and you'll be on your way to writing on a 4th Grade Level . I'll have a 10 Question quiz scheduled for Wednesday.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

There's always a brother, isn't there?

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

There's always a brother, isn't there?

Thread deleted, explain?

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

There's always a brother, isn't there?

Thread deleted, explain?

Actually, it's from the mod cave and refers to a usual first defense of a puppetmaster as to why that sock we found isn't really them, honest it isn't.

[minionofmidas]

oiuioa oeaie?

[Pheurton Skeurto]

CnstutnlCnsrvatv - Banned for being a sock of PolitiJunkie
PolitiJunkie - Banned for having a sock

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

I did find out some useful information this evening.  I told her about my "brief relaxations" and guess what?  I still have a girlfriend.  She's saying it's natural.  I also asked her position on same sex marriage and she is in favor of it as a states rights issue.  She is not in favor of a federal law regarding it, but state by state is fine.

[tmthforu94]

It amazes me that folks decided to vote this guy back in in 2014. What a disgrace.

Ouch, you got me. *2012, hopefully they're getting rid of him again in 2014!

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

I did find out some useful information this evening.  I told her about my "brief relaxations" and guess what?  I still have a girlfriend.  She's saying it's natural.  I also asked her position on same sex marriage and she is in favor of it as a states rights issue.  She is not in favor of a federal law regarding it, but state by state is fine.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

I like that Bushie showed Allison his Christmas tree! Did she show you her holiday bush?

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Executive Election:
[   ] ZuWo/Spiral
[ 1 ] Write-in: Rastamouse

Legislative Election:
[ 3 ] Inks.LWC
[  ] JohanusCalvinusLibertas
[ 2 ] Mr. X
[ 4 ] Njall
[ 675 ] Oldiesfreak1854
[ 1 ] Siren
[ 5 ] Write-In: Michael Jackson
[ 6 ] Write-In: Marquis Du Sade
[ 7 ] Write-In: John Lithgow as the guy in Dexter who calls his wife a c-nt
[ 8 ] Write-In: John Lithgow in Santa Clause the Movie
[ 9 ] Write-In: Dr Josef Mengele
[ 10 ] Write-In: The people who ratted out Ann Frank
[ 11 ] Write-In: Sirhan B Sirhan
[ 12 ] Write-In: Sirhan C Sirhan
[ 13 ] Write-In: Sirhan D Sirhan
[ 14 ] Write-In: Duran Duran
[ 15 ] Write-In: 'Do do do do, do do do do do do, do do do doooh doooooh'
[ 16 ] Write-In: Biff Tannen
[ 17 ] Write-In: The alternative Biff Tannen from the altered 1984 timeline
[ 18 ] Write-In: Veronica's Closet
[ 19 ] Write-In: I mean that had like what, three seasons?
[ 20 ] Write-In: Let me check Wikipedia
[ 21 ] Write-In: Yup, three seasons
[ 22 ] Write-In: Kathy Najimy was in it
[ 23 ] Write-In: She was the fat nun in Sister Act, but she lost a lot of weight
[ 24 ] Write-In: All elected MP's to the UK Parliament which should take us to
[674] Write-In: Their collective fecal matter

[Pheurton Skeurto]

[Pheurton Skeurto]

Context:

She is built like a Snake, a holster would slip down.

[afleitch]

Here's the thing Afleitch. I'm not a bigot. While I oppose gay marriage, adoption and gay military service, I don't oppose domestic partner benefits or laws regarding non discrimination in the work place. It's a two way street and if you're paying attention to non mainstream American news outlets, you'll here much more bigotry against gun owners, the Tea Party, Libertarians, Christians, Veterans, Constitutionalists by the very same people who call for tolerance all around.

It belonged here more than it did in the Absurd Posts threads just because he is so f0cking cute!

[Kitteh]

(context optional)

There's a spectrum Atlas Forum is at the upper end of, but I don't think it's intelligence.

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Jesus, I'd hate to be the guy who tries to sell a car to Inks.

"So you're telling me that this thing has never had an accident, yet is $10,000 less than the list price for the same model with 20,000 more miles on it than this one?"

3 Days Later:

"A salesman at a local car dealer has been arrested today, on charges of fraud."

[Lief 🗽]

Meanwhile, the former senate majority leader and the deputy MNGOP chair had their affair exposed, and the latter has lost most everything and recently was in a pretty serious car accident.

Wonderful news!

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

Oreos are ok I guess, but there's plenty of types of cookies I prefer. [/moderatehero]

It's true though. I had cranberry jaffa cakes recently, those were literally the best thing ever.

[tmthforu94]

Meanwhile, the former senate majority leader and the deputy MNGOP chair had their affair exposed, and the latter has lost most everything and recently was in a pretty serious car accident.

Wonderful news!

I think it's been established that BeccaM is an HP.

[Leftbehind]

You're fifteen years old, right?

[courts]

You're fifteen years old, right?

Check the color of his avatar.

[Morning in Atlas]

Meanwhile, the former senate majority leader and the deputy MNGOP chair had their affair exposed, and the latter has lost most everything and recently was in a pretty serious car accident.

Wonderful news!

I think it's been established that BeccaM is an HP.

Not a fan. I didn't know trying to explain a foreign culture was racism, but hey, the more you know.

[Mechaman]

No, individual politics is for "who would you vote for in the Yugoslavian election of 1923?!?" polls while political debate is for discussing important topics like opebo's romantic history and barfbag's newest 12-step program to solve the situation in the Congo.

So true.

[Kitteh]

Vapid idiot

This, but in addition, a degenerate attention seeker. A rather unfortunate example of the consequences of drug use.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

I have won a meaningless internet challenge against a 31 year old Oklahoman.

My life is finally starting to look up.