The Comedy Goldmine

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Unintentionally amusing:

Of course they would. I mean, nobody likes to be seen as ungenerous or 'uncaring', which is why they give supposedly compassionate answers. So of course, their answer is ridiculously overgenerous...

...

Yeah, I'm sure they just polled a bunch of liars.

...well, they didn't poll me

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

That's unfair to Sarah Palin. She put the Republican healthcare platform about as eloquently as one can. 

There is no Republican healthcare platform.  They just have a few cliches they invoke when the issue comes up: tort reform, competition, across state lines.  It's all meaningless.  Republicans know that any real, effective reform, whether liberal or conservative, poses a major threat to the profits of major industries that provide insurance and healthcare.  Republicans just want to continue the status quo and help these industries strangle the middle class while letting the poor just wither and die if they get sick. 

Well, remember, Obamacare is the Republican plan.

Even better it's shorter than 2,700 pages along with millions of pages of bureaucracy and regulation. She can even fit her plan on her hand as if it were a grocery list. See how simple things would've been had we not elected Obama in 2008.

Yeah.  If only more bills Congress passed looked like this:

Women write on their hands all the time.

Go run a lap.

[Sol]

That's TX we are talking about ...

Abbott could throw a couple of kids into the Gulf of Mexico and he'd still win.

Interesting theory. Abbott is partially paralyzed.

That's the only thing making it an unlikely scenario?

[Napoleon]

Even better it's shorter than 2,700 pages along with millions of pages of bureaucracy and regulation. She can even fit her plan on her hand as if it were a grocery list. See how simple things would've been had we not elected Obama in 2008.

Gosh, lets repeal the 2700 page law and replace it will some random thing Sarah Palin wrote on her hand. I'm sure that will work out much better.

[badgate]

Let's see.

• Home invader
• Only gives presents to Christians
• Marxian beard, capitalist tendencies - can't make up his mind
• Outsources the jobs of poor elves to China
• Fails to set an example of a healthy lifestyle through exercise and eating well
• Keeps the coal industry afloat, thereby discouraging investment in renewable energy sources

Not a fan.

He doesn't outsource jobs. The elves have always made our toys.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Click for context:

RIP BRTD

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

It might be because the flip has now occurred 1.15 take vs. 1 pay it. New statistics show there will be, if not already, through automatic registrations, over 1,000,000 health subsidies awarded too the SNAPers, with less than 2,000,000 registered voters.   

[© tweed]

Torie... Once he got done with me I became a new man.

Many a young feller has said the same, bag.

[Joe Republic]

First they came for the Hamilton socks, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Hamilton sock.

Then they came for The Jmfcst, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a religious.

Then they came for The Update, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a fan of Bushie.

Then they came for me.
and everybody complained and changed their avatar for a few days in solidarity.

[Paul Kemp]

Bacon King just wins.

[Sopranos Republican]

You will not be able to move to Canada unless you attend a Canadian University (expensive probably) or get sponsored by a Canadian employer, the chances of which are zero because you have no skills or experience.

Oh yeah, like some dude on a horse is going to stop him?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

How about "silly meme that exactly one poster thinks is a serious thing"?

Sneakers O'Toole?

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

So.. is this like 4chan now? When do we get to post the one where the guy kills the dog?

perhaps the atlas can get 4chan to create a /bu/shie

[Maxwell]

in Wisconsin you become governor not by election but by proving that you can balance a larger block of cheddar on your head than anyone else can; this is why we call them cheeseheads

[Antonio the Sixth]

So.. is this like 4chan now? When do we get to post the one where the guy kills the dog?

no stop

No, you stop.

wow

         not friendly                   much conflict
                              u stop
      so sorry                                      u2

                           wow             doge get u



                                 

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

Is your current username intended to be read as an order, btw? Am I supposed to rip Grumps?

[Antonio the Sixth]

[Sol]

That map was put together by Dave's Great-Great Grandfather Jebediah Obediah Liep.  Back then, the Atlas was 10 cents an issue and besides maps the Atlas had pulp Western stories like "Gunfight at Precinct 303" and the popular but controversial slice of life series by BushIndianTerritory.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

44. I'm definitely an invert, and always have been. I'm actually surprised my score isn't lower.

An invert eh? We have a lot of them around here.

[PJ]

Every attempt to create a comparison is doomed to fail

Of course but its just meant as a lark, no?  Btw, are you named after the virus which causes genital warts?

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

The Obama solution.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

The Obama solution.

No, the Stonewall solution.

[minionofmidas]

It does look pretty.

[Antonio the Sixth]

Successions are always silly and go nowhere.

So I guess the North Korean solution is best, "eternal president"?

[Mr. Morden]

He would have Vermont in the vag so as long as the Democrat was guaranteed 270 EV's.

Let's hope Vermont doesn't wind up there. Might need to visit the clinic afterward.