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[Antonio the Sixth]

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My sympathies to Mrs. Santorum.

[Joe Republic]

If you like your nuclear program, you can keep it

[Lief 🗽]

damn j.r. and his delightful puns

Pretty much the only reason why a sockmaster is banned is because their puppet was used solely for trolling of some kind.  The severity of the trolling was always a matter of moderator consensus of course, but it seems that at some point the Lawyers decided to implement a "precedent", and now it's just an auto-ban.  (Like the German freeway; really speedy and crafted by Nazis.)

[Meeker]

^^^ That one is particularly good because it sneaks up on you

[Antonio the Sixth]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=182907

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

I call dibs on the thread title for a band name.

Also, our first song will be called Stroke My Tender Branson and will heavily feature the glass armonica.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

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It's good to see couples uphold the sacred tradition of heterosexual marriage with all those 'gay marriages' going on these days.

[Oakvale]

Why are you about to watch/watching Girls, BRTD?

Because it's a show that's essentially custom made for people like me basically.

Fair enough. The issue is that as far as I can tell almost all of the characters are people like you in some way or another. I imagine that might get a little boring eventually. I wouldn't appreciate Anne of Green Gables nearly as much if every character thought and acted along similar lines to Marilla, or Genji monogatari if Utsusemi and Lady Rokujo took over the whole plot.

(Actually, that's a lie; I'd LOVE Genji monogatari if Utsusemi and Lady Rokujo took over the whole plot, but that has more to do with the other characters than it does with them.)

I now understand the incomprehensibility other posters feel when I post in depth stuff about Ingress.

[ElectionsGuy]

Context Here:

No way.

He wasted two perfectly good bullets when all he needed was one.  THat is the sign of a sloppy killer.  A True Killer would've used the right bullets, the right gun, and had the right angle and would've gotten Kennedy and Connally in one blow.  The only use for a second bullet would've been to off Jackie, which would've been unnecessary.

HS, Horrible Shooter.

[Tender Branson]

A Chinese doesn't know what a patent is, shocking....

[Antonio the Sixth]

I generally agree with the article, but hadn't really noticed the headliner Probably cause I never get angry or have picked up on anger via text To me a period means something a bit more formal It could also indicate sarcasm No period means nonchalant and detached But this sort of article has the potential to be a self fulfillong prophecy too no? I don't want to seem angry lol

[opebo]

Now that Bushie does whatever Torie demands, I suggest that his account be considered an official sock and that Torie be banned for maintaining two accounts.

[minionofmidas]

Now that Bushie does whatever Torie demands, I suggest that his account be considered an official sock and that Torie be banned for maintaining two accounts.

I don't see the joke. Meatpuppets are just as banworthy as sockpuppets; this is a fact.

[opebo]

Now that Bushie does whatever Torie demands, I suggest that his account be considered an official sock and that Torie be banned for maintaining two accounts.

I don't see the joke. Meatpuppets are just as banworthy as sockpuppets; this is a fact.

Well I meant that it was funny that memphis so cleverly captured Torie with-his-hand-up-the-sock, it could have been memorialized just as well in the Sulpher mine or the Simple truth mine.

[minionofmidas]

Now that Bushie does whatever Torie demands, I suggest that his account be considered an official sock and that Torie be banned for maintaining two accounts.

I don't see the joke. Meatpuppets are just as banworthy as sockpuppets; this is a fact.

Well I meant that it was funny that memphis so cleverly captured Torie with-his-hand-up-the-sock, it could have been memorialized just as well in the Sulpher mine or the Simple truth mine.

Indeed, it has been, as I found out just after posting this.

[Lief 🗽]

Do you support intervention in the Central African Republic where a full scale genocide is on the verge of starting.

I do.

And will you go man up and fight in these wars yourself?

You are aware that there are people whose job it is to be in the military?

[Antonio the Sixth]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=183082

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

copy and paste this across youtube if your a cool mature teen born in the wrong geniration who listens to francois mitterand and pink floyd not justin bieber and barrack obama crap!!

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

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[Badger]

More classified info: Atlasian Surveillance Association Chairman Inks, possibly under the orders of ModAdmin Nym, has wiretapped other moderators including myself, Joe Republic, Al, and possibly others.

I share my insecurity over my receding hairline and you cast me as Keith Alexander?!?!  NOT COOL MAN!  NOT COOL!

Plus you look better in a Gestapo uniform than an Army one. 

Better hope for your sake, Inks, that the uniform gramps is imagining isn't made of leather.

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

We need more women, we need more minorities who aren't mixed race or asian or from latin america. It'd be nice to have European posters of Turkish descent or American posters who are Black etc.

Clarence is black right?

[Sol]

Now could the Republicans someday attract significant numbers of those who identify strongly with a non-white racial background?  Perhaps, but only if they stop ignoring the racists among them, and the GOP simply is unwilling to do so at present.

My father, who is 25% Mexican certainly doesn't believe that Republicans hate Mexicans; he is a Republican.  My grandmother, who is 50% Mexican doesn't believe that Republicans hate Mexicans; her affiliation with the Democratic party is due to welfare and union issues, not racism by some Republicans.

Given your own politics I would have been surprised that racial or ethnic issues were a significant political factor for anyone in your immediate family.

Still, such factors clearly are at play in the GOP.  The only reason for the whole birther fracas was racism, and since not a single GOP officeholder who advocated that racist theory has been kicked out of a GOP caucus or even censured by the party with loss of campaign support or the like, it is quite safe to say that while the GOP as a party does not advocate racism, it certainly tolerates and takes no meaningful steps today to eliminate it from its midst.

The whole birther thing was not racist its just racial although I think the whole birther thing is a crazy issue. I never heard of a GOP Politician say Obama is from another country that's a first hearing of that for me. 

Okay that settles it guys.  The birther thing was not at all racist and was just some racial matter.   No big deal, we can all go home now.

[This user has not been convicted of 34 felonies]

We need more women, we need more minorities who aren't mixed race or asian or from latin america. It'd be nice to have European posters of Turkish descent or American posters who are Black etc.

Clarence is black right?

He was a Tuskegee Airman.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Aren't there poll numbers for several of these conspiracy theories?

bah humbug
besides, i'm talking about the entire American populous

Including children and babies?

I'm assuming Republicans are included, yes.

[badgate]

This put me in a good mood http://youtu.be/2ddwK8Py2pY


And of course Sara Ramirez's second act number http://youtu.be/ZJqAYUAJbTk