The Comedy Goldmine

[Paul Kemp]

If that's what your country's founded on, that's what it's founded on, man.

[ElectionsGuy]

Solid Liberal.

I remember when you were still a sorta liberal... like... a banana that still has just a bit of green.  Now you've ripened into a beautiful yellow banana.  Next you'll get brown spots and before you know it you'll transform into a beautiful loaf of banana bread.

[Mechaman]

[SPC]

And Republicans could douche better with the youth vote, as seen in the 2000 election.

[Swedish Rainbow Capitalist Cheese]

Update: The House is ordering pizza, which means the day is still young. So check back this evening folks!

Any information on the toppings?  And if so, is there any correlation between various toppings and SSM support?  Would you be able to make any maps?

[Ebowed]

Those who would take up the sacred task of dutifully eating "supreme" pizza and insisting it is the best are likely in favor of the resolution.

[politicus]

My flesh wants her.

Sorry Jeff, but given your amount of flesh that is funny.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Could that be used against him? He won only 52-47 in 2012.

Well, it definitely suggests that the press is going to be probing further into his life in order to see if there is a pattern of aggression.  Knowing now that as a man in public service unable to keep a lid on these sorts of statements already once, it seems likely there would be other incidents.

Keep in mind Grimm's highlights of the last few years includes this incident, his major fundraiser being arrested, various campaign finance violations, having sex in a public bathroom, and having it revealed that he waved a gun in a man's face in a nightclub in the late 90's.

In other words, he is practically the embodiment of Staten Island's populace, and will probably never be defeated.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

My flesh wants her.

Sorry Jeff, but given your amount of flesh that is funny.

Wow, she burns him big while posting a perfect one here.  You've covered the bases, politicus. 

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Aslan/Aslan, duh. Who's gonna vote for the lion that dies when you have an immortal one on the very next line of the ballot? Plus, he's got great executive experience, having created what some might call his own world. Mufasa also represents antiquated monarchist norms which the public won't take kindly to. He's compared his own constituents to grass as well.

[Sol]

Context:

They seem like the kind of cartoon a terrible person would put in their signature

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Not guilty.

I don't have an opinion either way on this, but why do you think she isn't guilty? 

She seems nice.

[Хahar 🤔]

I don't know where this belongs.

I was in there alone once. Guess what I did.

I typed random keys, and then copy/paste "oakvale hates freedom" over and over.

[Paul Kemp]

I don't know where this belongs.

I was in there alone once. Guess what I did.

I typed random keys, and then copy/paste "oakvale hates freedom" over and over.

It belongs in The WTF Warehouse.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

[TJ in Oregon]

Why do you make these awful threads

Because there is no God

There is a God, but because in general the good that results from free will outweighs the potential evil, God allows awful threads.  However, do keep in mind that moderators are not God.

[traininthedistance]

I demand that a separate dating site be created for Moderate Heroes and Heroines.

Together we will all listen in on No Labels conference calls, watch Jon Huntsman and Andrew Cuomo on TV, and discuss ways that we can move this country forward beyond the divisive paradigm that is holding us back.

[Deus Naturae]

People can be weird about these things.  There are also Christians only, Jews only, and Muslims only dating sites.  Presumably the Hindu all were married at age seven in marriages that were arranged when they were infants, so that one may not exist.  Oops.  I stand corrected.  A google search turns up a large number of Hindu dating websites as well.

Anyway, there are some people who only want to make it with someone who has a particular characteristic.  As bedstuy said, such websites are really good things, not only because they help these people with their insular tendencies, but also because they save the rest of us from awkwardness and frustration.  Doncha hate it when a hot Libertarian chick won't have anything to do with you only because you're a Mao photo-carrying member of the Communist Party?  I know I do.

To be fair, people whose core values are similar have less reason to divorce later.  Also, people lead busy lives, and you can't always count on meeting Mister Right at the synagogue or the Republican National Convention or a Ku Klux Klan rally or whatever, so if that's the only sort of person you want to hook up with, then the ethno-specific dating websites do serve a valid purpose. 

[Deus Naturae]

HP. I like most of his things, but his resistance against Germany and alliance with the communist Stalin during the War of German Oppression is enough to qualify him as one of the worst ever.

[Napoleon]

It says 'defeat' in pretty big letters, guys. No reasonably literate person is going to be tricked into donating money by the Democratic candidate's picture. It's an insult even to a Democrat to think they would donate to this by mistake.

Someone with poor eyesight or who has misplaced spectacles? "Defeat" is not particularly bold or in a distinctive color. Showing the politician's image crossed out or upside down might make the point.

Deceit in fundraising is FRAUD. There could be violations of mail fraud and wire fraud statutes. 

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

If not for the Atlas Forum, we would be somewhere else having sex right now.

Correction.  You humpbacked losers are here because you couldn't get laid in a whore house.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

Maybe he wasn't very good or something.  

He kind of wasn't, and what he was packing wasn't very impressive either.

(Stops download...)

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Considering the source:

Motion to table this frivolous bill.

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Bodies for Biden]

standard bear?

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Considering the source:

Motion to table this frivolous bill.

We can post Atlasia stuff here?