The Comedy Goldmine

[Joe Republic]

No black president has ever been re-elected. Obama is done for.

[Joe Republic]

This is sick and unnecessary. Is there anyone in Missouri who hasn't heard this already?
Can't people go through their mail in peace without some disturbing auditory assault? 

From what I understand from doctors, if the message is something which people legitimately don't want to hear, the human body has ways of shutting that whole thing down.




I'll get my coat

[Joe Republic]

that's like assuming everytime there's a shooting it's a tea partier and then reality sets in and they are really just a nut job and resemble more of an OWS type like Aurora CO or Gifford's shooter or in Ft campbell's case an actual TERRORIST.

WTF are you even talking about? Why are you so stupid and fat?

[Joe Republic]

This Is silly
Mathematically don't vote, the People vote

[Joe Republic]

Wow, that pic is a blast from the past!  I think it might have been one of the first things I put in my signature after joining the forum.

[Joe Republic]

Exceptional work.

[Joe Republic]

It's even worse for the fact it was a sports joke.  Few people here would get those, even if it wasn't an in-joke.

[Joe Republic]

Deserves to be posted in the Sulfur Mine.

Sure, if you think being considered gay is insulting.  Perhaps you're still in middle school, I don't know.

[Joe Republic]

I think I once clicked on the picture thread and saw him on a picture with his dad who was holding a sign on which it said: "I'm proud of my GAY son". Or something like that.

WTF

Anyway it's all okay bro.

[Joe Republic]

Uh no, because its naïveté was unintentionally comical.

[Joe Republic]

Do white people even know how to use Western Union?

[Joe Republic]

Also, note that such spaceship does a flyby of the sun on the way to Uranus.

What's so nuts about that?

[Joe Republic]

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[Joe Republic]

So I know exactly what I'm looking for, what are the key industries in Atlantic Canada...

Unemployment

Mining and the fishery.

That's what I said...

[Joe Republic]

Are you often troubeld by garbage text messages from land agent?

[Joe Republic]

I don't know who Leif is, but he sounds like a real scoundrel.

hello

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!  How utterly hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

[Joe Republic]

I don't know who Leif is, but he sounds like a real scoundrel.

hello

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!  How utterly hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

it wasn't quite that funny.

......

[Joe Republic]

I'm still waiting for Obama to congratulate Phil.

[Joe Republic]

(I guess I've been taken off of "The List")

i can confirm this

[Joe Republic]

click for context

Why don't they unite?

[Joe Republic]

Tomorrow, my exercise will consist of about 1-3 hours of swimming in my cousin's pool.  While I don't know how to swim, I can at least glide along the shallow end of the pool width wise from side to side.  I can do that back and forth several times.  I'll also have maybe one or two grilled hamburgers that my Pastor will fix along with some corn and possibly a few cucumber slices on the side for lunch.  It depends on what they have to fix.  I won't eat a whole lot, as I want to be able to swim without being too full.

[Joe Republic]

I'll be honest, Hockey, I'm a little jealous!  I've always wanted to join the Navy for another reason - to have the American Flag draped over my casket.  Alas, the Navy wasn't in God's plans for my life.

[Joe Republic]

On Apple products:

I vowed a long time ago never to buy anything that has a piece of half eaten fruit as its logo.

[Joe Republic]

This is better without context:

He gave me that shot in my bum, but my headache just laughed...

[Joe Republic]

Related question, non-trolling I promise:  What's with the word 'ask' being pronounced 'aks'?

Many years ago, Pat Buchanan wrote a book in which he suggested that it was a mistake for the US to declare war on Germany in World War II.

I have some Nevadan friends and having known them for years and visited them in Las Vegas it is really hard for me to accept the fact that Buchanan won 21,000 votes in the 1996 Republican presidential primary in Nevada, or 15% of the vote.  Now that I read your post it is suddenly very plausible to me that Nevadans cast those votes.  Ignorance was so nice.  I want it back.

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