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« on: October 17, 2012, 11:11:12 PM »
Quote from: Madisonian for Mittens! on October 17, 2012, 10:37:31 PM
We really should have Dick Morris on ignore by this point.
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« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2012, 03:45:26 PM »
Quote from: tarheel-leftist85 on October 21, 2012, 02:33:58 PM
Quote from: OBAMALONEY on October 20, 2012, 10:11:48 PM
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10000872396390443675404578059311445951162.html

Shame on him.

He should face up to it like a man instead of hiding behind a woman.

As President Harry Truman said, THE BUCK STOPS HERE.

With Obie, it's like a frat house - bros before hoes, duuude! And Obie's going to help his bankster bros out during the lame duck Congress by with a fire sale on Social Security.  Maybe Hillary would have an identical policy agenda, but her wing of the Democratic Party would actually hold her accountable for gutting the last of the New Deal; with BroBots, they actually prefer right-wing economic policy (planned joblessness, retroactive legalization of accounting control fraud, stealth bankster bailouts, health-insurance company bailouts, taxing work more than accumulated wealth, privatizing K-12, continued parasitism by the financial/higher-"education" complex, etc.), but derive their liberal credentials by bashing Christians and letting bros get married.  On foreign policy, Obie's has normalized and expanded Shrub's imperialism; liberals are wont to justify it now, just because the emperor isn't a pretend cowboy (bad press, bro!).

I'm slightly confused here.
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« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2012, 08:28:28 PM »
Quote from: Comrade Sibboleth on October 21, 2012, 08:27:42 PM

In fairness the poster in question would have been about... er... ten? seven? five? at the time...
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« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2012, 09:49:19 PM »
Quote from: King on October 23, 2012, 09:48:00 PM
He'd still be President for three and a half months.  I know you would need that much time to plan a move, but not everybody does.
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« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2012, 04:00:33 PM »
Quote from: Simfan34 on October 25, 2012, 12:42:08 PM
In the wee hours of the night, I sometimes wonder if it would be better to re-restrict the vote to white males....

I am both amused and a little disturbed. Tongue
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« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2012, 09:24:38 PM »
Quote from: Bacon King on October 26, 2012, 09:09:25 PM
LOL

LOL

LOL

I can see it now:

"Although Obama won a majority of voters within Colorado, Mitt Romney recieved so many votes in neighboring Utah that state officials were forced to stack these Republican returns into a literal mountain of ballots towering three miles high. This spire of election forms toppled due to an unexpectedly strong wind from the west, causing an estimated 80,000 ballots cross the state line into Colorado where they were recovered by that state's election officials; due to a little-known technicality in Federal law these votes are required to be counted as votes in the recieving state, so the AP hereby calls Colorado for Republican candidate Mitt Romney. In related news, the AP also calls Orrin Hatch as the unanimous victor in the race for Colorado's new Class I Senate seat.
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« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2012, 09:51:48 PM »
Quote from: Likely Voter on October 26, 2012, 09:47:33 PM
Darn, I need to fix the sign again...


0

Days since racist post
on Atlast 2012 forum
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« Reply #7 on: October 27, 2012, 01:33:47 AM »
Quote from: Kalwejt on October 27, 2012, 12:37:03 AM
Quote from: J. J. on October 27, 2012, 12:33:11 AM
Quote from: Former President Polnut on October 27, 2012, 12:00:44 AM
a) I doubt you meant that for me...

b) this was before the GOP lurched into a psychiatric ward and had a brilliant record on Civil Rights.

Okay, what their recent terrible record?


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« Reply #8 on: October 29, 2012, 02:14:42 AM »
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« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2012, 06:10:04 PM »
Quote from: OBAMALONEY on November 04, 2012, 05:37:00 PM
I believe in compromise and reconciliation.
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« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2012, 01:46:23 AM »
Quote from: nhmagic on November 03, 2012, 07:35:04 PM
I will happily proclaim it each day until election day.  We aren't losing.  You think we are losing because you happen to be wrong and will be amazed at the size of Romney's victory on Tuesday.
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« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2012, 09:48:27 PM »
Quote from: I'm Gonna Rout You And Send You To Hell on November 08, 2012, 09:19:23 PM
Quote from: Governor Scott on November 08, 2012, 09:12:19 PM
Sean Hannity is absolutely correct.

...That left a bad taste in my mouth.

Why? Did you type it with your mouth?
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« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2012, 07:54:15 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: November 12, 2012, 05:27:29 PM »
Context:
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« Reply #14 on: November 18, 2012, 03:46:43 PM »
Quote from: Bandit3 the Worker on November 18, 2012, 03:45:35 PM
I'm not really outside the mainstream on anything.
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E: -6.32, S: -7.48

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« Reply #15 on: November 29, 2012, 08:45:05 PM »
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Political Matrix
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« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2012, 03:54:02 PM »
Quote from: Fillon, laisse pas béton ! on December 22, 2012, 01:24:09 PM
Antonio V's playlist 2012 religion census:

Christian 6.4%
  • Catholic 5.2%
  • Protestant 1.2%
    • Baptist 0.1%
    • Methodist 0.2%
    • Lutheran 0.2%
    • Presbyterian 0.1%
    • Episcopalian/Anglican 0.3%
    • United Church of Christ 0%
    • Pentecostal/Charismatic 0%
    • Evangelical/Born Again 0.3%
    • Other Protestant 0%
  • Jehovah's Witness 0%
  • Churches of Christ 0%
  • Mormon/Latter-Day Saints 0%
  • Other Christian 0%

Jewish 2.7%

Muslim 1.4%

Buddhist 1.5%

Hindu 0.3%

Other religions 2.8%

Agnostic+Atheist 84.9%
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Political Matrix
E: -6.32, S: -7.48

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« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2013, 06:48:38 AM »
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=167720.msg3589337#msg3589337
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« Reply #18 on: January 18, 2013, 12:45:32 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: January 19, 2013, 11:44:47 AM »
Quote from: krazen1211 on January 19, 2013, 11:42:20 AM
Of course, in the united states, that money isn't used on capital expense but rather to provide lavish welfare schemes to the chosen unproductives.
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« Reply #20 on: January 20, 2013, 03:52:45 PM »
Quote from: President Napoleon on January 20, 2013, 03:43:15 PM
Quote from: Keystone Phil on January 20, 2013, 03:21:56 PM
This is why I almost always go to Saturday evening mass: I never know when a crazy game of computer Monopoly can go until 3 AM Sunday morning!

Bushie isn't playing computer Monopoly, Phil.
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« Reply #21 on: January 26, 2013, 09:16:01 AM »
Quote from: Landslide Lyndon on January 26, 2013, 04:15:21 AM
Quote from: Reaganfan on January 26, 2013, 02:07:11 AM
Quote from: Link on January 25, 2013, 06:26:11 PM
What I love about this story is every single player lived up to their stereo type.  Gun nut conservative dad.  Disrespectful liberal daughter.  Busy body neighborhood gossip.  Intrusive liberal social worker.  I was rolling laughing.

That's because stereotypes are real

You should know. You worked your ass off to become one.
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E: -6.32, S: -7.48

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« Reply #22 on: January 26, 2013, 05:47:48 PM »
Quote from: Oldiesfreak1854 on January 26, 2013, 05:46:50 PM
Quote from: SoEA SJoyce on January 21, 2013, 09:31:22 PM


Franken: 480
Oldies: 58

Franken pulls out victories in much of the Midwest due to illegal felons voting, and wins the racist vote in the South due to being a white Democrat (the racist party!) running against a black Republican.
How many times do I have to say that I am NOT black!?!?!?!?
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Political Matrix
E: -6.32, S: -7.48

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« Reply #23 on: January 26, 2013, 08:35:55 PM »
Quote from: Former President Polnut on January 26, 2013, 08:08:01 PM
Quote from: Bqhatevwr on January 25, 2013, 12:41:15 PM
Mr. President, I believe you legally changed your residency to the Pacific, if I'm not mistaken, so I can't count your vote.

I had a blonde moment... Considering how dark my hair is, that means a big cock up
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Political Matrix
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« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2013, 06:43:26 PM »
Quote from: clarence on January 27, 2013, 06:41:45 PM
BBW and BDSM together...I don't know if my heart or my Cialis can keep up!
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