The Comedy Goldmine

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I came here to post that

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

That's an old meme, based on the 2004 election. you must be slow on the uptake.

yeah, ohio, new mexico and virginia are in the USC now

And Colorado, Iowa, and Nevada. The North American Civil War of 2008-2012 was really a disaster for Jesusland.

You forgot Poland...and Florida.

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Of course we do, that's half the fun. We also talk about how to make someones life miserable via internet forum since most of us are dead inside.

We also have measured to see whos junk is the biggest, but this giant length or width debate started between Badger and Inks. There are areas in there that are still burning and in shambles because of this. We've started to move on for the sake the forum and Dave.. but we know it's not over.

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Thanks, Seatown. Did you know that the Austin citizens like to play funny fantasy politics games? They seem to be very enthusiastic with a certain Obama, from a mythic land called USA. Who's that guy? Probably such hobbies are part of our venerable southern customs. In spite of the fact that I got a little time living here, I find them very interesting.



I'll give more details on my platform in following speeches, but feel free to ask anything

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Works both with and without context

Next at 10, "Paris Hilton is a woman".

Correction at 11: "Paris Hilton is actually transgender, will begin taking testosterone and living as a man"

[Chancellor Tanterterg]

Sanders would be a good way to get black people. After all, you shut up black people with fried chicken, right?

Context necessary

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Jesus, I'd hate to be the guy who tries to sell a car to Inks.

"So you're telling me that this thing has never had an accident, yet is $10,000 less than the list price for the same model with 20,000 more miles on it than this one?"

3 Days Later:

"A salesman at a local car dealer has been arrested today, on charges of fraud."

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Blair, but damn me, those Mormon missionaries have certainly been busy.

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Anyone fancy a necklace?

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Considering the source:

Motion to table this frivolous bill.

We can post Atlasia stuff here?

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I was hoping the movie would be about the Lego blocks turning on us and they start building things out of children.  Oh well, there's always the sequel.

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Actually, the Republican Party is dominated by the JBS and hard-right pro-segregation anarcho-capitalists, while the Democratic Party is full of Marxist Muslims who want to impose Sharia Law and ban Christianity (and Christmas zomg!!).

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