That would be a LOT more than could ever be said about The Two Towers.
I maintain that Faramir should consider consulting his lawyers with the aim of suing Jackson for libel. The case is overwhelming.
I'm representing the Ents in a similar case, actually. However, the case moves very slowly, since it's in an Entish court. I presumably won't live to see its resolution, but it should result in the violent dismemberment of all the earthly remains of Jackson's oeuvre.
Al's comment, and Lewis's response are both worthwhile entries, I would suggest, although Lewis's is undoubtably the more humourous.
