The Comedy Goldmine

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Bro, we can't let Sarah Palin win! Forward(TM) with BrObama! Forward(TM) with Simpson-Bowles!  Most pwogwessive pwesident ever!!! Wants bros to marry each other!

Good Lord you're insufferable.

What's insufferable is the usual women-bashing and/or vapid memes being trotted out, the opportunity cost of which is discussing the austerity BrObama will inflict during his second imperial term. Had them figured out five years ago: Just as right-wing on punishing the poorest 99+% supposedly to balance a meaningless accounting identity (which isn't the intention anyway, just to redistribute wealth upward) but deriving their libewal/pwogwessive cred by assuming "culturally" transgressive affectations. Romney would be an all-too-obvious villain for handing Social Security to the banksters, droning civilians into red mist, normalizing/expanding/usurping executive power, retroactively legalizing foreclosure fraud, normalizing (8% nominal / 20% real DISemployment), and approving reckless resource extractions for his bankster bros to speculate on. Better to pick someone who can hide behind identity "politics." And they really hate ambitious women ...

If anyone has any doubt about Obie's second term policy objectives and/or cares about the implementation of austerity, all they need to do is google his Hamilton Project speech from 2006. The guy was handpicked to privatize* SS/Medicare under the pretext of "fiscal prudence" - and his bros [paper towel, Jon Stewart?] are completely in favor of all the imperialism and austerity.

* Privatize, not cut, because like Shrub's/Pinochet's/Ray-gun's approach, it's about "shock-and-awe" responses in the face of ["]crisis["] - "fiscal cliff" included.

Just the bolded, green part.  I didn't read the rest of it, just that he called Obama's 2nd term "imperial" had me cracking up. 

Guy is like a Bandit3 on steroids... I didn't think it was possible.

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Context

Aw, darn. Not graduating must've SUCKED.

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Yes, it does speak volumes. Conservatives like me either stayed home or voted for third party.

Really... and, well... apparent.
When will that action be considered self mutilation, a disease in most medical circles?

Wait a minute…, would such a disease be covered under ObamaCare?

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Perhaps Ian will ban us all. It was a crisis when jmfcst was banned. If this was AH.com we'd be without opebo, Lief, BRTD, Torie, Al, and a slew of old-timers... though we do need a Thande figure.

How could Torie be banned?  He's total affirmation of the system.

I assume this would be a maverick-type scenario where he goes crazy and deletes half the board.

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Where's Ohio?

Between Indiana and Pennsylvania.

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Romney has any supporters left?

maybe in west virgina

You misspelled 'Rhode Island'.

You are a good person thanks for catching that.

Romney has any supporters left?

maybe in west virginia

-_-

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How are they sure?

They are Marxists and thus believe in the eternity of matter.

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Is that Rick Perry's daughter?

No, it's him.

Context

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I'd be angry if I kept getting mixed up with Ben too.

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Subtle:

Good for you! I wasn't baptized until I was 12.

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I recruited Vegataboi to become a Pacific Liberal.

I believe he's included there.

Oh, I know. I just wanted to announce my epicness

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Reported for personal attack.

(context)

There's another reason to avoid most pies I've tried. They taste like [inks].

What part of me have you tasted?

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Probably Cock.  Darth Vader as president is almost as bad as Al Franken being an accidental Senator.

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When I read BDSM, I think of BRTD.

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All the haters are just angry that My Little Pony Kegs didn't hit the market first.

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So you went to a place to protest the will of the overwhelming majority? How progressive.

In case you haven't noticed, Occupy Wall Street lost.

Fixed

The same Occupy Wall Street that just prevented a war in Syria?

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Oreos are ok I guess, but there's plenty of types of cookies I prefer. [/moderatehero]

It's true though. I had cranberry jaffa cakes recently, those were literally the best thing ever.

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couldn't decide whether to put this here or in the deluge:

John Bolton: State
Allen West: Defense
Ted Cruz: AG

Um.

Please don't quote his posts, some of us have him on ignore.