The Comedy Goldmine

[Antonio the Sixth]

First University of Colorado statisticians and now a squirrel!

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I wish he would tell us what bad news is.

The actual result.

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Nice come back.  Next time I'll type slower for you.

Yes please!  Ideally it should take at least a week or two for you to produce each of your posts.

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I was just going to post this...

The last sentence is absolutely hilarious.

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Kaine pulling ahead is largely in part thanks to Manchin and the mega coattails he is producing next door in West Virginia

This guy is awesome.

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Mister Twister is still on a roll.

Add it to the pile of good news!

23% election day vote according to the internals. The rest are claiming they either have voted already (43% vs. 37% actual through 10/30) or that they will before Election Day (33%).

Don't doubt Obama wins NV or even that a 4% margin is unreasonable.

I do know that the Obama Early Vote edge is roughly between 25,000 and 35,000 right now if you look at the SoS numbers and rake them based on polling data. A 7% Romney undecided edge would likely have it inside 30K. That's with a three days left in Early voting, IIRC.

I am not quite sure what the magic early vote banked number is for the Obama camp. But I don't think 30K or even 40K is a comfortable margin.

Bottom line is that Nevada won't be a cakewalk for either candidate. And who wins will come down to Election Day turnout.

Dude, seriously? Nevada is gone for the GOP

I don't know how you can say a state that's within 4% is "gone" at this point. If it were "gone," Paul Ryan wouldn't be making a campaign stop in Reno today and Barack Obama would not be campaigning in Nevada as well.

It's leaning Obama, yes. I am not convinced that given the ACTUAL early vote data that it's a slam dunk and nailed down yet. Huge difference.

Dude, seriously?

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If there's any truth to it, I guess the unions won't back him, since he's underpaying contracted labour...

[Antonio the Sixth]

Yes, it does speak volumes. Conservatives like me either stayed home or voted for third party.

Really... and, well... apparent.
When will that action be considered self mutilation, a disease in most medical circles?

Wait a minute…, would such a disease be covered under ObamaCare?

I LMAO with this one. The mix of t_host random nonsense and genuine wit produces a result which is simply amazing.

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Just. Wow.

Are you done trolling? 

You're the true troll. You spend 3 ungodly long movies taking the ring to Mt. Doom and at the end you suddenly decide you want to keep the ring and screw everyone over? Thank God Gollum was there to bite your hand off.

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Times like this I'm glad to have Twister on ignore.

That's fine because I have your state on ignore

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Cut him some slack; the guy's been unemployed for nearly six years.  A true victim of the recession.

[Antonio the Sixth]

The ten most terrifying words in the English language: "I'm from the Republican Party and I'm here to help."

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Context:

I would have been too young to vote.

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For the record I am nonwhite and gay.  So I am a twofer here and will criticize their lack of diversity.

How many Forum Moderators are women?

What do our forum moderators have to do with the House committee chairs?  That makes little sense.

They don't think the poor should have food and words.

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I hate to quote Mint but...

in all seriousness, yes. in our house we have something that makes foot steps around 3-4 in the hallway outside of my room. nobody is ever up at that time and nobody has a history of sleep walking or anything like that. sometimes i can hear those sounds in my room. it also has a tendency to open my closet door and turn on my light late at night while i'm away at school. or at least that's what my parents and my sister's boyfriend have told me.

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Who did you say?

Since it was an automated poll, I said BEEP!

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Significantly lower than Angus King's opinion of Angus King.

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Jack E. Robinson is almost certainly one of the worst candidates to ever seek election to the U.S. Senate. He'd have struggled to get 30% in any state, but since he was running in Massachusetts, he was lucky to just break the 10% mark.

What made him a terrible candidate? Well, his electoral strategy included releasing and making public every possible piece of negative information about himself. His self-made website detailed his arrest for failing to pay a ticket, the restraining order his ex took out on him, and a drunk driving charge. As a bonus, he also got into a car accident while doing a live radio interview. Robinson was bad enough to get disowned publicly by the state GOP in a year where the party had little to gain by doing so (2000).

Even the Republicans I know in Massachusetts (who worked on the Romney campaign) say they voted Libertarian as a protest against the worst candidate to ever seek the office of U.S. Senate in the history of the Commonwealth.

ROFL

[Antonio the Sixth]

Well, we all say stuff we regret man.  I mean, I really really don't like Jews, but I don't say that kind of stuff on the forum now!  I mean, who knows how ignorant that might make me come off, even if the perception is that Jews are greedy money grabbing big nosed motherf***ers who hate Christmas?

Don't worry man, you're going through a phase.  Eventually you'll come to realize that black isn't always black and white isn't always white and that there's a "grey" dimension to everything.  For instance, I have no idea what the hell to call your views.

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Just checking the posting averages, looks like he'll stay no. 2 until eventually overtaken by Kalwejt ages from now (a fate that awaits us all, even BRTD).

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FF.  He's trying to save public employees from losing their jobs due to layoffs, not "bust unions".

I have some beachfront property in Iowa. Would you be interested?

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Sounds impressive, but I think Lindsey Graham still has a slight advantage.

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What part of "partial" do you not understand?

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https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=167509.0

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Just... what...

Plus, I quit playing those games for religious reasons.