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MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!
Kalwejt
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« on: September 18, 2012, 06:56:26 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2012, 11:05:53 AM »
This is a rogue thread.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2012, 07:09:44 PM »
Quote from: Thomas D on October 31, 2012, 07:08:50 PM
Quote from: nhmagic on October 31, 2012, 06:37:22 PM
Quote from: Likely Voter on October 31, 2012, 06:35:14 PM
doesn't say which campaign. I bet it is a house race
Maybe its a senate race Smiley

Maybe Baldwin slept with a man.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2012, 05:54:23 AM »
Quote from: iowa Governor John Engle on November 05, 2012, 12:58:46 AM
Retruns from Florida:

Romney: 44%
Obama: 42%
Kucingh: 12%
Reagan: 5%
John: 4%

Returns From Ohio:

Obama: 45%
Romny: 41%
Regan: 12%
John: 10%

Returns from iowa:

John: 78%
Other person: the rest of it
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2012, 05:23:39 PM »
Quote from: iowa Governor John Engle on November 05, 2012, 05:17:00 PM
Virgin Good is a good man & American but I still voting Romney
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2012, 03:57:40 PM »
Quote from: Hank Schrader on November 20, 2012, 03:33:54 AM
Quote from: Dying Thoughts of a Martyr on November 20, 2012, 02:52:42 AM
Both the defense of McCarthy and citing that as the "main reason" to never vote for the Democrats are mind-boggingly stupid.

Lay off him; I wouldn't vote for the Republicans because of the Spanish-American War.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2012, 01:44:02 PM »
Quote from: BRING BACK THE SMOKE FILLED ROOM on November 24, 2012, 12:06:41 PM
It is believed he is attempting to win favor amongst hispanics.

This is absolutely fantastic news.  

I am following this breaking news story closely, and will bring you updates as they become available.

Stay tuned for any further dramatic developments in this ground breaking story which is truly of historical significance.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #7 on: December 01, 2012, 04:39:14 AM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on December 01, 2012, 04:20:49 AM
The only response we're likely to see from Winfield here is something along the lines of:

"Well isn't it masterful to see you all discussing me at such lengths. 

No, no, I'm truly unworthy.

You're all simply too kind.

It's simply wonderful to know that I am so beloved by you all.

Harrumph harrumph gosh monocle."

We won't get a straight answer.  Nor should we expect one, and much less should we care.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2012, 04:54:07 PM »

Go away (I'd love to use a stronger expression, but this is Inks' board so I'm trying to be polite).
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2012, 04:59:11 PM »
Quote from: Comrade Sibboleth on December 03, 2012, 04:55:37 PM
I think we could do without the 'haha, homosexuality' jokes. If the word 'joke' is accurate, which I doubt.

I think understanding jokes of an actual quality is way beyond The Obamanation's intellectual capability.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2012, 11:55:49 AM »
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #11 on: December 23, 2012, 04:37:15 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2012, 06:00:41 PM »
Quote from: Joe Republic on December 26, 2012, 06:09:55 AM
Quote from: Foucaulf on December 26, 2012, 05:04:53 AM
Deserves to be posted in the Sulfur Mine.

Sure, if you think being considered gay is insulting.  Perhaps you're still in middle school, I don't know.

Considering average age of this forum...
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2013, 09:51:11 AM »
Quote from: Antonio V on January 06, 2013, 09:34:43 AM
Quote from: Biden 2016 on January 06, 2013, 09:19:21 AM

As much experience in the Congress as Jack Kennedy did when he sought the presidency.

And as much intelligence as Jack Kennedy after he "left" Presidency.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #14 on: January 16, 2013, 07:23:05 AM »
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=167877.0
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #15 on: January 16, 2013, 11:04:21 AM »
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Quote from: Grumpy Gramps on January 16, 2013, 10:42:03 AM
I was hoping for 7 years of silence, like Clarence Thomas.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #16 on: January 20, 2013, 04:22:15 PM »
Quote from: drj101 on January 20, 2013, 04:20:20 PM
Quote from: Kalwejt on January 20, 2013, 04:19:07 PM
Quote from: The Most Beautiful Bitter Fruit on January 20, 2013, 04:05:23 PM
Quote from: Californian Tony on January 20, 2013, 04:02:21 PM
Quote from: The Most Beautiful Bitter Fruit on January 20, 2013, 03:41:14 PM
Attacking adult males for liking My Little Pony is very reactionary and is a defense of traditional gender roles.

It's not a gender issue. A 29-year old woman liking a pony cartoon would be just as ridiculous as you are.

I'm sure my 32-year old female co-worker who I frequently chat about with the show and share pony .gifs/photoshops through IM at work all day would disagree with that.

There's only one possible answer to such kind of post:

Shut up.



Incredibly witty response exactly on Zack's level. Good show, sir.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #17 on: January 22, 2013, 08:21:45 AM »
Quote from: SoEA SJoyce on January 21, 2013, 09:31:22 PM


Franken: 480
Oldies: 58

Franken pulls out victories in much of the Midwest due to illegal felons voting, and wins the racist vote in the South due to being a white Democrat (the racist party!) running against a black Republican.
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« Reply #18 on: January 22, 2013, 09:31:32 AM »
Quote from: Californian Tony on January 21, 2013, 08:21:35 PM
Quote from: Vosem on January 21, 2013, 01:08:55 PM
Why do Europeans have such difficulty with guns?

Yup, everybody deals with anger as they can. Europeans with sarcasm, Americans by shooting someone. Wink
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #19 on: January 22, 2013, 12:36:53 PM »
Quote from: Paul Kemp on January 22, 2013, 11:34:47 AM
Quote from: Kalwejt on January 22, 2013, 08:21:45 AM
Quote from: SoEA SJoyce on January 21, 2013, 09:31:22 PM


Franken: 480
Oldies: 58

Franken pulls out victories in much of the Midwest due to illegal felons voting, and wins the racist vote in the South due to being a white Democrat (the racist party!) running against a black Republican.

Oldies is a black?

No, but he incorrectly believed we think so.
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #20 on: February 04, 2013, 12:39:08 PM »
Sorry, Inks

Quote from: True Federalist on February 04, 2013, 11:45:02 AM
Quote from: Kalwejt on February 04, 2013, 08:39:40 AM

Because "Opinion of Julius Streicher" would give me 10 points.

Inks isn't in the habit of changing his screen name. Wink
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2013, 07:36:58 AM »
Quote from: CountryFree on February 09, 2013, 05:23:30 PM
Quote from: Senator Franzl on February 09, 2013, 01:31:58 PM
Unrelated question: Why are there so many gangs in the Senate?

A bunch of old fat men trying to relive the glory days of their youths?
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Kalwejt
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« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2013, 09:09:02 AM »
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Quote from: True Federalist on February 11, 2013, 07:19:00 AM
I do wish he'd picked a more auspicious day than the 80th anniversary of the Reichstag Fire Decree to retire on.
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« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2013, 06:39:39 PM »
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Quote from: LINCOLN REPUBLICAN on February 16, 2013, 05:36:51 PM
Cardinal Kalwejt, Archbishop of Warsaw

and

Cardinal Keystone Phil, Archbishop of Philadelphia
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« Reply #24 on: March 07, 2013, 04:23:38 PM »
Quote from: Grumps on March 07, 2013, 02:51:48 PM
Quote from: Hatman on March 07, 2013, 02:48:17 PM
Quote from: Grumps on March 07, 2013, 11:54:32 AM
Quote from: Kalwejt on March 07, 2013, 11:53:47 AM
Quote from: Hatman on March 07, 2013, 11:39:22 AM
Is there a reason you left out Canada, but have Australia?


Because I couldn't bring myself to write "Brian Mul..."

I have a pic in the gallery about Canada.......but it costs me 5 death points everytime I use it Cheesy

What's your problem, seriously?

Seriously?  I don't like Canada. 
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