The Comedy Goldmine

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To clarify: This is Mitt Romney's America.

I wouldn't mind being able to have 15¢ hamburgers again.

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You could always find a new hopeless ideology to follow.

Like libertarianism!

Probably better suited to the Sulfur mine, but this was easier to find.

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Jesus! Leave! Leave now! It's too late for us but you can still save yourself!

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3/5 Warren G. Hardings.

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Wait, did I miss something here?  Does Bushie actually eat 3 meals a day at McDonald's?

No, I think he goes to Golden Corral and Pizza Hut alternatively. Or to be very healthy, I think frozen burritos at home have been mentioned.

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See my sig.

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You've got about twice as much as I have.

It's probably because you're a brown.

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This man is a hero and a patriot, and I applaud his selfless crusade against the libertarian menace.

It's a woman.

Not if the libertarians get their way.

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King's signature is ironic; he's not even a Republican.

Not ironic in the least.  I hold a very moderate hero position.  I believe that Obama is a closet Muslim socialist who wishes to destroy traditional America and make us follow Sharia, but I support this cause completely.

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FTR, I am not black.

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from great atlas forum i learn that there are no gays in the countryside

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The poll is from early 2011, and people are talking about it like it's new.

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Goodman Dresses as Colonel Sanders- Calls Obama and Lincoln Chickens



"How about instead of entering a bogus alliance- these two grow a pair (only a metaphor for Senator Lincoln) and put their names forward in every state.... then let the voters decide. I will be competing for every American's vote- not picking and choosing which states I run in... Sounds to me like they're chicken...BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK BAWK...."

After making his statement- Mr. Goodman retired to his suite with a beautiful woman, believed to be a prostitute...

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PRESIDENT AND VICE PRESIDENT

[] Cathcon of Michigan and Spamage of Oregon
^{Federalist Party}

[ 12,000 person to have sex with Phil's sister ] Keystone Phil of Pennsylvania and tmthforu94 of Indiana
^{Fratelli d'Atlasia - Federalist Party}

[ ] Kalwejt of South Dakota and Wolfentoad of California
^{John Engle Party - Liberal Party}

[  ] Marokai Blue of Iowa and AHDuke99 of South Carolina
^{Labor Party - The People's Party}

[Grey Poupon ] Winfield of Rhode Island and Simfan34 of New York
^{Social Credit Party}

[  ] Write-in:___Where's the sex?
^{-__________________}

[  ] None of the above

AT-LARGE SENATE - to fill vacancy

Adam Griffin of Georgia
^{Labor Party}

[Did] fezzyfestoon of Vermont
^{The People's Party}

[It] Goldwater of Delaware
^{Federalist Party}

[For] Napoleon of Connecticut
^{Liberal Party}


[  ] Write-in:_The Trolls_________________
^{-__________________}

[  ] None of the above

NORTHEAST SENATE

[ We're fuckin ] Averroes Nix of New York
^{The People's Party}

[some truckers  ] Poirot of New York
^Independent

[  ] Write-in:______________________________
^{-__________________}

[  ] None of the above

IMPERIAL DOMINION OF THE SOUTH - SENATE

[the Gun to my head says] North Carolina Yankee of North Carolina
^{Federalist Party}

[  ] Seatown of Tennessee
^{Labor Party}

[  ] Write-in:______________________________
^{-__________________}

[  ] None of the above

MIDEAST SENATE

[  ] benconstine of Virginia
^{The People's Party}

[  ] Gass3268 of Wisconsin
^{Labor Party}

[  ] JohanusCalvinusLibertas of Indiana
^{Federalist Party}

[  ] Write-in:______________________________
^{-__________________}

[  ] None of the above

MIDWEST SENATE

[  ] Snowstalker of Nebraska
^{Labor Party}

[  ] Write-in:______________________________
^{-__________________}

[  ] None of the above

PACIFIC SENATE

[  ] LiberalJunkie of Washington
^{Liberal Party}

[  ] Oakvale of California
^{The People's Party}

[  ] Write-in:______________________________
^{-__________________}

[  ] None of the above

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What if Ted was an Atlas poster?

He would threaten to stab Joe Republic. 

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Thank you to those I am friends with...I have a question

One of you is trying to contact me- this is the message box



I've tried to respond but I get no reply-how do I see who this is from? The message disappears when I type my reply but then reappears...sometimes another message pops up asking "what I am up to" or something along those lines-I'm sorry if I am not responding to this person as well

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1994

'94 midterms show the slowing trust of moderate Republicans, and moderate Democrats. Congress is split in both houses of Congress. Nasa discovers a lightweight, and strong alternative to lead. Nasa also found a quicker way to get to, and from Mars. The Voyager program is rejuvinated, and also launched Voyager III to Uranus; by making a flyby of the Sun, and other planets, and by having the strongest engines, and the largest fuel tanks to make the possibly 12 to 15 year trip, only 6 to 7 years long. Richard Nixon dies three days after his heart attack in April; People like Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, Ronald Reagan, George H. W. Bush, Dan Quayle, Bob, and Elizabeth Dole, President Quayle said that even though he didn't know him, Richard Nixon helped the Republican party
questions? corrections? comments? If not, I'm ready for 1995.

Best part in bold. NASA sends a ship TO THE SUN all because George H.W. Bush didn't run in 1988.

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It's disgusting at how many white males you people are hiring.

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What are his positions on women ?

Generally against.

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Very simple- you are the dog and her lady business is the food bowl

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No, homelycooking hasn't updated his map thread in a while.

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Nice and blunt:

I just got home from the doctor and I got drops and an anti-biotic. It was a middle ear infection and a rupturing of the eardrum. Just as I suspected.

Quit listening to Nickelback and the other gay bands you listen to at such a high volume.

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He's faking it to avoid testimony on Benghazi.