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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« on: September 23, 2012, 08:41:18 PM »
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2012, 01:32:05 PM »
Quote from: Minion of Midas on October 07, 2012, 01:21:49 PM
[official print]Frankfurt am Main[/official print]
[vandalism]Wir Ficken Jeden[/vandalism]

HAH
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2012, 04:27:41 PM »
Quote from: Big DaddyTX on October 09, 2012, 12:13:18 PM
I was within 1500 feet of children yesterday.
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2012, 07:03:58 AM »
He's not wrong, you know.
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #4 on: October 11, 2012, 03:43:18 PM »
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=161419.0
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #5 on: October 17, 2012, 09:29:00 PM »
Quote from: Mister Twister on October 17, 2012, 06:22:12 PM
Quote from: The Vorlon on October 17, 2012, 06:19:05 PM
She interrupted Romney 28 times, and gave Obama 4 minutes more speaking time, and slanted all the questions to help Obama.

She fulfilled her mission perfectly.

A+
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Lambsbread
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Posts: 38,365
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #6 on: October 19, 2012, 05:33:54 PM »
Quote from: Oakvale on October 19, 2012, 12:31:22 PM
Quote from: Tyd Om Te Trek? on October 19, 2012, 11:48:35 AM
Caffeine and alcohol.

And I drunk alcohol while underage (20) in the United States in August. Rebel.

Thug life.
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #7 on: October 19, 2012, 09:33:11 PM »
Quote from: Keystone Phil on October 19, 2012, 05:50:52 PM
Herman's favorite pizza is the meat combo. Because a) he "looooves meat"
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2012, 09:24:04 AM »

Quote from: BringinTheTruth on October 19, 2012, 11:13:47 PM
The cesarian scene in Prometheus does not count.
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #9 on: October 20, 2012, 10:48:37 AM »
Quote from: shua, gm on October 20, 2012, 12:02:34 AM
Quote from: homelycooking on October 19, 2012, 07:59:34 PM
Benefit Romney? Hardly. Muslims and Arabs will vote for one of their own.

Nader's not running this time.
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2012, 07:51:21 PM »
Context:

Quote from: IDS Legislator SJoyceFla on October 25, 2012, 07:39:10 PM
For some reason, I seem to agree with him almost all the time. FF.
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2012, 07:52:52 PM »
Quote from: Holmes on October 25, 2012, 07:00:17 PM
Quote from: Until My Capillaries Burst Of Boredom on October 22, 2012, 08:49:23 AM
Scott, I've got a challenge for ye
When Omegle, everytime you see a weiner or someone asking to see your tits, take a shot. Tell us how long it is before you're absolutely wasted.

Cheesy
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2012, 03:52:21 PM »
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2012, 03:57:58 PM »
Quote from: t_host1 on October 26, 2012, 02:41:14 PM
Quote from: © remember Tweed as a silhouette on October 26, 2012, 02:16:59 PM
Quote from: t_host1 on October 26, 2012, 02:10:23 PM
If your relying on g**gle news, 'your a day late and dollar short'.

A day late
a buck short
I'm writing
the report
On losing
and failing
when I move
I'm flailing now

My apologies
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #14 on: October 27, 2012, 08:27:37 AM »
LOL
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2012, 04:36:50 PM »
LOL
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Lambsbread
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Posts: 38,365
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #16 on: October 30, 2012, 05:21:57 PM »

LOL
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Lambsbread
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Posts: 38,365
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2012, 10:18:37 PM »
Quote from: afleitch on October 31, 2012, 08:47:27 AM
Quote from: rockhound on October 31, 2012, 08:42:59 AM
In Western Pa, Tom Smith is running ads touting his history as a minor.  Casey is countering with ads saying his grandfather was a minor, but more interestingly he goes out of his way to say he opposed Obama on trade issues.

LOL
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2012, 10:17:24 AM »
Mecha is and always will be a legend. The legend.
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2012, 07:45:40 PM »
Context:

Quote from: Simfan34 on November 03, 2012, 06:43:31 PM
I personally believe Gov. Engle won all 117% of the vote.
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Lambsbread
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Posts: 38,365
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2012, 06:27:33 AM »

LOL
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Lambsbread
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Posts: 38,365
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2012, 06:53:24 PM »
Please don't give me death points for posting this

Quote from: Herman Cain 2016 on November 11, 2012, 06:46:12 PM
Quote from: White Power on November 11, 2012, 06:36:02 PM
Quote from: Herman Cain 2016 on November 11, 2012, 05:56:55 PM
Quote from: Senator Thurmond on November 11, 2012, 05:50:46 PM
Is there any areas I could hope to run for public office in?. I have alot of good messages and things(which I believe are right) to spread and say!.

How about dying in a fire instead?

Yo n.

Shut up.
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Lambsbread
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Posts: 38,365
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #22 on: November 11, 2012, 09:52:45 PM »
Quote from: Californian Tony on November 11, 2012, 09:32:41 PM
Just. Wow.

Quote from: Mister Twister on November 11, 2012, 08:53:39 PM

You're the true troll. You spend 3 ungodly long movies taking the ring to Mt. Doom and at the end you suddenly decide you want to keep the ring and screw everyone over? Thank God Gollum was there to bite your hand off.

F--KING LOL
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Lambsbread
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2012, 06:30:50 AM »
CONTEXT IS GOLDEN:

Quote from: clarence on November 14, 2012, 01:00:33 AM
I want you to sit there and think about what you've done... I will be watching you
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Lambsbread
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Posts: 38,365
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Political Matrix
E: -5.29, S: -7.13
« Reply #24 on: November 18, 2012, 03:43:05 PM »
Quote from: shua, gm on November 18, 2012, 02:30:30 AM
Quote from: Redban on November 17, 2012, 11:23:03 PM
At the DNC, they had an illegal alien give a speech on national TV, urging Americans to pardon 11 million criminals.

I do not like illegal aliens.

Yeah, I don't like Eva Longoria either.
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