The Comedy Goldmine

[Leftbehind]

'Drinks fountain' lol.

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He's like a physically intimidating version of Rick Santorum.  Oh, and with a monkey face.

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I love how you can imply in the title of this thread that anyone reading it is male, because it's so blatantly obvious that no women use this forum.

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If anybody else had made that post they'd have been eatin' alive (as they should be).  That guy gets a pass for some reason.

I haven't seen American Pie, so I've no idea what you're referring to.

dead0man's just upset we're not as suspicious of a Chinese poster as he is.

[Leftbehind]

I can't find anything awful about Marie-France Garaud, so him.

You couldn't even find out that she's a woman?

[Leftbehind]

With enthusiasm (D).

You ever met a war you didn't like, Ben?

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He clearly doesn't want this thread.

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I served with Lenin. I knew Lenin. Lenin was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Lenin.

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Haha good read.

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Oh, God, I love these guys. I've had so much fun with them. Here is a typical conversation:

Call Center: Hello, is Mr. [Me] available?
Me: Speaking. What's this about?
CC: Hello, my name is Fred and I am calling from Perth. I am calling today to warn you that our records indicate that your Windows computer is infected with a virus.
Me: What's the weather like over in Perth, Freddie? Pretty rainy this time of year in Queensland.
CC: Oh, yes, it is certainly very rainy here in Queensland. Now, please let me help you fix the virus on your computer.
Me: A virus, John? How do you know that?
CC: Our logs indicate that you are infected. Please follow my instructions to get rid of the virus on your computer.
Me: I don't own a computer, Mike.
CC: My name is Fred. And I know that you have a computer.
Me: Oh, you're right! Look at that! You're quick, James!
CC: It is Fred! Please follow my directions. Can you press the Start button please?
Me: The Start button? I don't see one.
CC: It should be located in the bottom left of your screen.
Me: I don't see anything there. Oh my God, you're right! I'm infected. AHHHHH
CC: Yes, I know! It is very serious!
Me: This is so frightening. I've never had a virus on my Linux machine before!
CC: ...

*Indian man hangs up*

[Leftbehind]

You're fifteen years old, right?

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Whoever stood the best chance of defeating the sociopaths. Mike Harris is a horrible human being and he should be cooked in an oven.

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You seem have gotten lost, Darth Plagueis.  This is the good post gallery; your post belongs in the deluge of absurdity, ignorance, and bad posts.  Keep going straight and the deluge should be the first door on your right.  Here's a map in case you get lost again:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=173996.0

[Leftbehind]

Reading this brought tears to my eyes. What a magnificent woman.

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Reading this brought tears to my eyes. What a magnificent woman.

I don't see how this is funny, let alone comedic gold

Well it's not intentionally comedic, but I burst out laughing.

[Leftbehind]

I have a dream, that one day, Atlasians will be judged not by the color of their avatar but by the content of their trolling.

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Do you sleep?

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at what point did krazen get out of hand?

After a union member took a s**t in his cereal.