The Comedy Goldmine

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A true man of the people.

This proves it.

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I honestly don't know what to do with this post so I'll just put it here...

It'd be hilarious if Mitt Romney became Secretary of something.

Better yet. With Patrick retiring in 2014, Romney will run as a liberal Democrat.

Well, Mitt has been, by all accounts, a liberal Republican, a moderate Republican, somewhat of an independent, a conservative Republican, a severe conservative, so why not a liberal Democrat as his newest embodiment?

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Not sure if these great shots ever made it in here...

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I hate to quote Mint but...

in all seriousness, yes. in our house we have something that makes foot steps around 3-4 in the hallway outside of my room. nobody is ever up at that time and nobody has a history of sleep walking or anything like that. sometimes i can hear those sounds in my room. it also has a tendency to open my closet door and turn on my light late at night while i'm away at school. or at least that's what my parents and my sister's boyfriend have told me.

Am I missing something?

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Oh, so she's finally come to terms with her lesbianism?

I think you put that in the wrong thread; this isn't the "Unfunny Cliched Jokes from the 90s Resurrection Goldmine."

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Beards can work.

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http://blogs.wsj.com/metropolis/2012/08/23/whos-the-boss-star-tony-danza-weighs-run-for-mayor/

Not sure if this has any legitimacy to it, but if Tony Danza runs I'll probably support him. Or Kelsey Grammar, if he runs.

crossposted.

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And of course the worst part about Cuomo is that he hasn't made a really good album since Pinkerton.

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Ah, someone else following the ancient and noble tradition of 'posting directly into the Deluge.'

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9-7 NYJ @ 12-4 New England wild card would bore you?

It would have me wondering what the highest playoff point spread has ever been.

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FYI, It's not gay if you don't make eye contact

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The other tabs you have open provide a truly terrifying insight.

Couldn't decide if this should be in the Gallery or the Goldmine, but I love this post!

hahahahaha excellent!

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I used some fancy photo editing app

To do what, add the hat?

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Two hits in the Update:

I believe all the "girls" here have penises, no?

We need to really strike at the root of this "porn addiction" thing? How often do you watch it, Bushie?

It's possible that Bushie thinks Sports Illustrated's suimsuit edition qualifies as porn.

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Last time I checked my name is not Monte Te'o.

MONTE!!!!

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Franken: 480
Oldies: 58

Franken pulls out victories in much of the Midwest due to illegal felons voting, and wins the racist vote in the South due to being a white Democrat (the racist party!) running against a black Republican.

Oldies is a black?

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I enjoyed this exchange . . .

And is this Utah "Bushie" poster serious?

Why wouldn't I be serious?

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He doesn't take well to criticism does he?

Bqhatevwr

Very well played by the gentleman from the Keystone state.

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I still very much consider myself an "American-African" and a "Kenyan".

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Bunning did not vote.

Only mildly surprising considering the fact that he hasn't been a senator for more than two years now.

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Am I the only one who was looking for another option other than Hillary in 2008, but am now supporting her for 2012.

You are certainly not alone.

So there are others who are now supporting her for an election which took place last year, when she wasn't on the ballot?

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From an alternate history I considered writing




American Conservative Union Party:A party from the pre-war era it was the party of government through the war. It heavily stressed a socially libertarian rightest view of politik. Outlawing abortion under the Ronald Reagan/Rev. Martin Luther King administration. Where it shows it's libertarian flair is in the states handling drug and marriage laws. Other famous figures in the party include Current President Ron Paul(ACU-PA) Congressmen Mike Pence(ACU-IN), Chris Daughtry(ACU-NC), Jack Kemp (ACU-NY) the Party of Jefferson, Madison, Coolidge, JFK, and Reagan Also the party of Evangelical, Pentacostal, and other conservative Christian sects as well as many minorities.

Libertarian Party:Also a pre-war party but has seen massive growth since the war. More socially liberal but very conservative regarding economic and foreign policy. Figures include Senator Gary Johnson (L-NM), Brian Schwicker (L-MT)

Republican Party:Blamed for the cause of the Liberty War it has shrunk considerably but still has considerable clout. Many Northeastern rightists still keep to the party of Lincolin. Most High Church Christians and Mormans tend with their moderate stances.Figures include Willard "Mitt Romney (R-MA), Richard Lugar (R-IN), Hillary Clinton (R-IL)

Progressive Party:The standard bearer of the center-left. After the Democrats dissolved in 1985 the Progressives have been trying to court the Republicans to merge with them and leave the right. They are trying to get abortion and gay marriage legalized throughout the country though with little success. Figures include Nancy Pelosi (P-CA), Rudy Guliani (P-NY), Michael Bloomburg (P-NY). The party of FDR and LBJ

Democratic Socialist Party:Further to the Left of the Progressives you have this party. The youngest of the major parties include many (around 25 percent of minorities) that believe in Socialism and liberal social policies. Bernie Sanders, Barney Frank, and Andre Carson lead this new wave of the radical left. The Occupy Movemnet leans heavily in their direction.

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Hillary Clinton (R-IL)

There are a multiplicity of things wrong with this fragment

That's the least of the post's problems.

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Isn't it odd that Atlas Forum and Atlas Shrugged have the same first title?

Oh, wow.  Come to think of it, so do Unibomber and Univision.  We should call the FBI.

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Sorry if I made bad some bad posts then. I don't want any problems.

Don't worry about it! You're fine.