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H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY
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« on: September 18, 2012, 06:57:53 PM »

I think the Institute is still up.
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« Reply #1 on: January 18, 2013, 09:50:51 AM »

"An openly gay woman will be elected to the senate in Wisconsin."

Beating a former Governor, to boot.

Considering that Wilma was not only the most sensible person on The Flintstones, but one of the most sensible characters on TV in the 1960s, why wouldn't the voters choose someone who knows how to have a gay old time?

Yabba Dabba Doo!

I don't get it.

The opening and closing lyrics for the animated TV show The Flintstones were written in a time before the first thing people thought of when they heard "gay" was "homosexual".

[At start of show]

Flintstones, meet the Flintstones,
They're a modern stone age family.
From the town of Bedrock,
They're a page right out of history.
Let's ride with the family down the street.
Thru the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
When you're with the Flintstones,
have a yabba dabba doo time,
a dabba doo time,
we'll have a gay old time.

[At close of show]

Flintstones, meet the Flintstones,
They're a modern stone age family.
Come on, down to Bedrock,
It's a place right out of history.
Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight
And the cat will stay out for the night.
When you're with the Flintstones,
Have a yabba dabba doo time,
A dabba doo time.
We'll have a gay old time.

(The differences between the opening and closing verses were due to what was being shown on the screen as they were sung.)

The point I was making was that if you went back to the early 1960s or earlier and told them a gay woman would win an election, they'd wonder why you were making a fuss over her being cheerful.

It's that old?!? Shocked

It plays on JetBlue TV, so...
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« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2013, 02:07:15 PM »


Do you think it says anything that that was locked way more quickly than the penis size thread?
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« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2013, 02:15:42 PM »

Locking his own thread won't help Snowstalker with girls Sad

Speaking of which, where's the PMMFDSS?
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« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2013, 08:17:20 PM »

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« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2013, 09:57:08 PM »


He's you.
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« Reply #6 on: June 01, 2013, 05:12:46 PM »


Continuing on that theme:

I would give up the ability to speak in exchange for sex with Bacon King.

That's nothing. I would give up the ability to have sex in exchange for being able to speak with Bacon King.
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« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2013, 11:12:32 PM »

Another way to put it would be if I were governor of a state, I'd be very moderate and sympathetic. A good comparison would be Mitt Romney

There's no way this guy isn't a troll.
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« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2013, 10:03:57 PM »

I have Jenna Marbles, Kristen Wiig, and Shirley Jackson.
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« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2013, 08:13:37 PM »
« Edited: December 06, 2013, 08:16:37 PM by Alfred F. Jones »

And by Sanchez, no less.
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« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2014, 05:31:02 PM »

FFs because I am one.
Jesus supported social justice in his time.
Democrats support social justice.
Therefore, Jesus would support Democrats.
It's simple logic.

'Social justice' means different things to different people.
Social justice is social justice. A=A. This is a very simple logical law.

Does the Catholic Church's Magisterium mean the same set of issues when it says 'social justice' as such-and-such dot tumblr dot com means when it says 'social justice'?
They are different in practice, but they ultimately mean the same thing.

See, the thing is, A=A is a very simple logical law, but it's not always true of the way people actually use language, so...
I don't know what you're getting at.

'Social justice' means different things to different people.



My retort to that was while their 'social justice' takes different forms, both are, at the core, the same thing.

Your retort didn't really help because it didn't explain how the Democratic Party has a monopoly on that core, as opposed to just certain manifestations of it.
The Democrats do have a monopoly, though. A good gage of the social justice scene is tumblr and when tumblr only supports one party it is the social justice party. There are no republican demisexuals for a reason.
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