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« on: November 28, 2012, 08:23:50 PM »
Quote from: Senator Oakvale on November 28, 2012, 07:25:28 PM
Speaker of the House Mewt Hingrich.



Full name: Mewton Leroy "Mewt" Hingrich.
Born:  June 17, 1943, in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.
Resides: McLean, Virginia.
Religion: Roman Catholic.
Ancestry: German, English, Irish, Scottish.
Education: Baker High School, Georgia, Emory University (BA), Tulane University (MA, PhD).
Languages: English, smugness.
Occupation: Author, professor, political consultant.
Political party: Republican
Current office: Speaker of the House of Representatives (1995- present), Representative for Georgia's 6th Congressional District (1979- present).
Caucus: Speaker Hingrich considers himself a member of all caucuses yet also none.
Previous offices: None.
Military Service: None, but Speaker Hingrich firmly believes that we must have a strong and large military, capable of, when necessary, expanding our civilization beyond the farthest stars through the might of our laser weapons.
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« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2012, 11:04:09 AM »
https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?action=profile;u=9236;sa=showPosts
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« Reply #2 on: December 24, 2012, 08:42:14 AM »
« Edited: December 24, 2012, 08:45:17 AM by IDS Speaker SJoyce »

Quote from: Snowguy716 on December 24, 2012, 01:09:06 AM
Quote from: Lief on December 24, 2012, 01:04:07 AM
I'm confused; are you having sex with this person? Or just taking her to ridiculously expensive dinners?
You are confused in that you think those are separate things in Simfan's mind.
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« Reply #3 on: January 22, 2013, 03:39:19 PM »
Quote from: Paul Kemp on January 22, 2013, 11:34:47 AM
Quote from: Kalwejt on January 22, 2013, 08:21:45 AM
Quote from: SoEA SJoyce on January 21, 2013, 09:31:22 PM


Franken: 480
Oldies: 58

Franken pulls out victories in much of the Midwest due to illegal felons voting, and wins the racist vote in the South due to being a white Democrat (the racist party!) running against a black Republican.

Oldies is a black?

Quote from: Oldiesfreak1854 on December 11, 2012, 04:01:20 PM
But contrary to popular misconception, I am indeed white, not black.
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« Reply #4 on: February 05, 2013, 08:03:41 PM »

I think his followup on a major left-facist party is worse.
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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2013, 03:20:01 PM »
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« Reply #6 on: October 30, 2013, 10:18:43 PM »
Quote from: afleitch on October 30, 2013, 05:49:23 PM
Quote from: bullmoose88 on October 30, 2013, 05:42:44 PM

Bohemian Grove Hooting Owl. FEMA death camps. Military sponsored executions of Christians. Porky pig bananarama ding dongs. Prescriptions necessary.

Birthday party, cheesecake, jellybean, boom
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« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2014, 11:28:31 AM »
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