The Comedy Goldmine

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Context.

(...)Are we in an alternate universe or something? (...)

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1. Write-in: Comrade Kitteh of Virginia (Atlasian Imperialist Front/Labor Party)
2. Bore
3. Matt from the TV:

4. Matt from VT

This somehow made me lol.

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I live in an igloo and am employed as a lumberjack. I drink a gallon of maple syrup a day.

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This would not have prevented Newton.

Gun control wouldn't have stopped him.  We would have needed fruit control to stop the apple from falling on his head.

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I read the Bible straight through every year from Genesis to Revelation as well as read cherry-picked passages.  I rarely will read just one verse, though.  I have also started reading another Christian book on the side called "Total Church" by Steve Timmis.  I should be finished with that book within the next two weeks and will move on to a book called "Christian America?".  That should take me about 4-6 weeks and then it will be "Normal Christianity" sometime in September.

Counting the Bible as one book, I voted 1-3, with a more defined answer of 2.

This one is just sick.

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So-called "right to twerk" laws are nothing more than a disingenuously named attempt to stick it to twerker unions.  

Plus basically the whole thread.

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Context needed.

This is beautiful.

I hope Scott doesn't die though.