Re-elect Sbane as Pacific Senator

[Sbane]

That's right people, I'm running for re-election. I am running for re-election because I believe I am the right person to represent Pacific values in the Senate. We derive these traditional values from our most traditional of communities, such as Berkeley, San Francisco, Santa Cruz and Venice. I have worked hard in the Senate to pass the Equal rights amendment, create a whole new national University system which will foster innovation and reform our healthcare system to make the rich pay more to save the system for the rest of us. I will continue to work hard in the Senate to represent these values so please vote for me!

[Sbane]

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Oakvale says he is right for the Pacific, but what do we really know about him? During his tenure as governor the Pacific banned cars. How ridiculous is that? Also I hear he hasn't paid taxes in 15 years! I heard this from some random dude but he said it so it must be true!!! Can we really trust Oakvale?

Oakvale, wrong for the Pacific, wrong for Atlasia.
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I am Sbane and I approve this message!