Who the hell is Margaret Hoover? Because I'm definitely not voting for Castro or Rand Paul.
But Dreher really, really seems your type.
I don't know how a gay rights activist could share a ticket with Ken Cuccinelli. Even assuming that gay rights is a non-issue by 2024, I don't see Cuccinelli supporting her. He'd probably back the Constitution Party.
Anyway, I'm torn between Castro and Kasparian. Castro is fine but Evan Bayh...ugh. In the end i'd probably hold my nose and vote for Castro because the VP "isn't worth a bucket of warm piss".