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« Reply #25 on: November 26, 2012, 07:17:18 PM »

Lunchable? How old are you, seven? But you needn't starve yourself. Eat a lot of celery, it's good for you and has a lot of water in it- very filling.
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« Reply #26 on: November 26, 2012, 09:54:50 PM »

Well machine gun them, then.
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« Reply #27 on: November 30, 2012, 11:19:39 PM »

Try eating cornflakes. They're delicious. I even put a sprinkle, just a sprinkle, of sugar on mine.
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« Reply #28 on: December 01, 2012, 12:43:41 PM »

Eat whole wheat.
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« Reply #29 on: December 01, 2012, 01:15:53 PM »
« Edited: December 01, 2012, 01:19:56 PM by Simfan34 »

I told Jeff how to lose weight  with a minimum of fuss. He ignored me. My pet theory is that at some level Jeff wants to be a fat - either to be a "victim," avoid the entanglements of sex and/or a serious relationship, etc. I do not find Jeff's protestations to the contrary to be persuasive.

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Torie, you make it sound like can just casually have sex. We're not all wealthy retired men, you know. And don't play the old card- you're two years younger than my dad.

No, I think Bushie is just lazy.
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« Reply #30 on: December 01, 2012, 01:29:31 PM »

I told Jeff how to lose weight  with a minimum of fuss. He ignored me. My pet theory is that at some level Jeff wants to be a fat - either to be a "victim," avoid the entanglements of sex and/or a serious relationship, etc. I do not find Jeff's protestations to the contrary to be persuasive.

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Torie, you make it sound like can just casually have sex. We're not all wealthy retired men, you know. And don't play the old card- you're two years younger than my dad.

No, I think Bushie is just lazy.

Im losing weight and thats all that matters right now.

No, your weight is naturally fluctuating.
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« Reply #31 on: December 01, 2012, 06:44:41 PM »

WHO IS "HER"!?!?!?
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« Reply #32 on: December 01, 2012, 07:40:47 PM »

We can all agree you gained twelve pounds then, right. Good. Okay.

BE IT RESOLVED:

BUSHIE HAS GAINED TWELVE POUNDS!!
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« Reply #33 on: December 01, 2012, 07:45:10 PM »

You can't win the text war, twelve pounds-gainer!
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« Reply #34 on: December 09, 2012, 12:55:36 AM »

Now Bushie, make that the inches you lose on your waist!
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« Reply #35 on: December 13, 2012, 01:48:10 PM »

In Bushie's defence, this is what I've always done when I go to an airport.
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« Reply #36 on: December 13, 2012, 08:36:17 PM »

I'm not sure Bushie understands how diets work. It's not something you do for a period of time and then stop and go back to your old habits. You change your diet, and your diet stays changed for the rest of your life.

It's especially problematic if more weight is gained during these "breaks" then is lossed during the diets.

Or gained during the diets than is gained during the break. Which is what has actually happened.
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« Reply #37 on: December 17, 2012, 01:11:20 AM »

Bushie, let me synthesize the top few comments: A 30-year old man should neither fear walking one-and-a-quarter miles due to heart problems, nor should he fear driving that distance due to snow.

Bushie, is gas a major expense for you? Because a 10-minute drive is hardly a major endeavour.
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« Reply #38 on: December 17, 2012, 07:19:45 PM »


programa.
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« Reply #39 on: December 18, 2012, 12:04:51 PM »
« Edited: December 18, 2012, 12:36:33 PM by Simfan34 »

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Also, Bushie, what time do you expect to be in the airport by?
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« Reply #40 on: December 18, 2012, 09:31:17 PM »

Shoot. You're right. Easter is in March again- that means no steak on my birthday.
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« Reply #41 on: December 20, 2012, 11:11:08 PM »

Sprite is not Ginger Ale.  It has no ginger in it.  Ginger helps stomach ailments.

Ginger ale doesn't have ginger in it, either.
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« Reply #42 on: December 21, 2012, 07:28:31 PM »

There's a place called great wraps at the airport. Please eat there.
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« Reply #43 on: December 22, 2012, 02:13:04 AM »

Thankfully, Jamespol is coming to take me to breakfast at Denny's so I'm not bored out of my mindfor5 hours.  He'll bring me back by 3:30.

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« Reply #44 on: December 25, 2012, 01:58:24 AM »

Are we planning for Christmas 2013?
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« Reply #45 on: December 25, 2012, 02:06:32 AM »

What are you planning for now?
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« Reply #46 on: December 26, 2012, 12:46:23 AM »

They were going to have beverage service? Which airline was this? Were you not in coach?
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« Reply #47 on: December 26, 2012, 07:57:22 PM »

How about work?
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« Reply #48 on: December 28, 2012, 11:10:59 AM »

The end is nigh.
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« Reply #49 on: December 28, 2012, 07:37:02 PM »

Bushie should be on Intrade.
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