The New Pony Thread

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I like both Pinkie Pie and the Cutie Mark Crusaders. My favorite CMC is Apple Bloom.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

How do you think the ponies vote if Equestria had the UK parties?

Fluttershy: Green
Applejack: Labour
Rarity: Tory
Rainbow Dash: doesn't vote, but lots of Pegasi vote UKIP. If she votes maybe Liberal Democrat because she's a lesbian.
Twilight Sparkle: Liberal Democrat
Pinkie Pie: Raving Monster Loony

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

How do you think the ponies vote if Equestria had the UK parties?

Fluttershy: Green
Applejack: Labour
Rarity: Tory
Rainbow Dash: doesn't vote, but lots of Pegasi vote UKIP. If she votes maybe Liberal Democrat because she's a lesbian.
Twilight Sparkle: Liberal Democrat
Pinkie Pie: Raving Monster Loony

The element of generosity would be a Tory?

Out of curiosity, how do farmers vote in the UK? I assumed they were a Tory stronghold.

[Leftbehind]

They are. Except in Scotland (and to a lesser extent Wales) where the nationalists have usurped them since Thatcher.

Well this thread's been an eye-opener. Initially thought it was an Atlasian leftist coalition...The fan description in the Metapedia article posted had me pissing myself; apologies comrades.

[Zanas]

How do you think the ponies vote if Equestria had the UK parties?
Applejack: Labour

Well you just gave my whole life a new meaning !

On another note, I would like to hereby declare that as a grown-up brony well capable of getting and appreciating humor, sarcasm and irony, I am welcoming anyone, brony, hater or just plain indifferent, to make jokes in this thread in the form of pictures of dead horses, horse meat, or supermarket logos, or even anything else. If the jokes are funny, I'll laugh. If they aren't, I'll just skip to the next f***ing post.

I'll now give you the Ponies' votes in France :
Applejack : Bové
Rarity : PCD
Fluttershy : EELV- Gaïa wing
Twilight Sparkle : Modem
Rainbow Dash : maybe NPA or NDA, something loud and phoney, dunno, probably abstentionist though
Pinkie Pie : Coluche
Spike : a conservative, UDI or Filloniste
Celestia : responsible yet very absent and very delegative, a true Hollande

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

What's everyone's thoughts on the Twilight Sparkle becoming an alicorn talk?

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

What's everyone's thoughts on the Twilight Sparkle becoming an alicorn talk?

Considering how many awful scenarios the writers have managed to save already, I'm not worried.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2013/02/01/burger-king-to-dna-test-its-beef-after-food-processor-used-horse-meat/

Oops.

[Torie]

http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2013/02/01/burger-king-to-dna-test-its-beef-after-food-processor-used-horse-meat/

Oops.

You're clearly the one who's bored, and projecting to boot, Grumps.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Anypony else think the fandom is dying?

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Anypony else think the fandom is dying?

There seems to be a civil war over the Twilight alicorn thing (I'm kind of worried but not crowing about the apocalypse, since I honestly didn't like A Canterlot Wedding that much). Depending on how the season finale is, it either sticks together and grows or tears itself apart into warring factions like the Sonic fans.

[Redalgo]

I do not know whether the fandom is dying. Though apathetic regarding the alicorn rumors, I must admit to disliking episodes prominently featuring the CMC, and have not been as impressed by season three thus far as its predecessors. Cautious optimism seems appropriate for now because Fluttershy is still best pony.

[Zanas]

I don't even know what you are talking about... What is an alicorn ?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I don't even know what you are talking about... What is an alicorn ?

Cross between a pegasus and unicorn, winged unicorn. Like Celestia and Cadence.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

Season 3 has been the weakest overall IMO, though I really liked Sleepless in Ponyville (which does not actually take place in Ponyville) and Just for Sidekicks. Both were written by Corey Powell, who's new this season. Hope we see more of her in the future.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Season 3 has been the weakest overall IMO, though I really liked Sleepless in Ponyville (which does not actually take place in Ponyville) and Just for Sidekicks. Both were written by Corey Powell, who's new this season. Hope we see more of her in the future.

Who wrote Too Many Pinkie Pies?

This season being weaker shouldn't be a surprise at all because of Lauren Faust's departure. Her Twitter said she hasn't even watched any episodes this season because she might get upset and think about how she would've done it instead. I look forward to her new show with Craig though, and hope she gets a Milky Way and the Galaxy Girls cartoon made, it would likely be awesome.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Burger King wants all you Pony fans to stop by for bogo Whoppers

[Zanas]

Actually, I have eaten horse meat once. Not that bad.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

[Zanas]

You have to give elements of context cause I don't really get it. Was there horse meat in a Burger King somewhere ? You see we don't have those here.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

You have to give elements of context cause I don't really get it. Was there horse meat in a Burger King somewhere ? You see we don't have those here.

http://tampa.cbslocal.com/2013/02/01/burger-king-to-dna-test-its-beef-after-food-processor-used-horse-meat/

[Zanas]

Alright ! Now it's funny ! Well, no it's not, but at least I get it. Don't you have things to do ?

And anyway, I really don't get why having horse meat instead of beef should be such a shocker. It's dead animal flesh either way. Let them go eat seitan if they're afraid of that...

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

No matter what happens, I doubt we'll be as bad as the Sonic fans. They're probably the worst fandom ever other than Pokemon outside of religious texts.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

The name of BK's new sandwich

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Since it didn't get any replies in FCEM, and it's pony related, I decided to move this here:

BushOklahoma vs. The Ponies in an election

Inspied by the thread asking which is wierder between MLP fans and Update fans.

I think Bushie would win against all of them except Twilight and Celestia. He might have some trouble with Rarity and Applejack, but he defeats Pinkie and the Pegusi eaisly.