Which quote is more sermon-like?

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I'm visiting your church someday.

This is the only possible reaction.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I don't see anything particularly astounding about either of these quotes.  Have people just never been to a liberal Protestant church before?

There's 'liberal' and then there's calling people 'hot' and talking about the 'guy from Braveheart' in sermons.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I don't see anything particularly astounding about either of these quotes.  Have people just never been to a liberal Protestant church before?

There's 'liberal' and then there's calling people 'hot' and talking about the 'guy from Braveheart' in sermons.

I've never attended a particularly liberal congregation, but that sounds completely normal to me.

Really? Huh. Strange.