Should the President of the United States go to church evey Sunday?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

That's for the President to decide.

^^^^^

They presumably have better things to do than waste five hours in Church every Sunday.

Since when does church last five hours?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I was curious about this Coptic thing, so I looked up Coptic churches in my area (turns out there is only one, in St. Paul) and sure enough they list their "divine liturgy" as lasting from 8AM-noon on Sundays, four hours. I'm a little curious now with an inkling to check it out except I have a feeling I'd be bored, would be out of place since I wouldn't know what's going on, and don't want to get up before 8AM anyway, so I probably won't.