The Confession

[Joe Republic]

IIRC, Inks spent the first month of The Professor's tenure here hounding him for information on his academic credentials.

I enjoy trying to catch people in a mistake that gives them away.  At least now the case is settled, even if I wasn't the one to crack it.

My point is that the purpose of The Professor - which was clear to most from the beginning - was evidently lost on you, who apparently thought he was claiming to be a genuine academic.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

IIRC, Inks spent the first month of The Professor's tenure here hounding him for information on his academic credentials.

I enjoy trying to catch people in a mistake that gives them away.  At least now the case is settled, even if I wasn't the one to crack it.

My point is that the purpose of The Professor - which was clear to most from the beginning - was evidently lost on you, who apparently thought he was claiming to be a genuine academic.

No - I knew he was a troll/sock from the beginning.  The purpose of asking him his academic credentials was to attempt to make him slip up, potentially revealing who the sockmaster was.

[Joe Republic]

Where's the fun in that though?  Couldn't you just enjoy his posts like everybody else?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Where's the fun in that though?  Couldn't you just enjoy his posts like everybody else?

Well for me, that is the fun.

[LastVoter]

next time you make an account (and do make another account), notify me the Head of the International Posters' Union and we'll better be able to defend your interests.

Speaking on behalf of the forum to the banned hacks/unfunny trolls that may be reading this, please do not make another account, the International Posters' Union will not be defending your interests and will consider you a scab.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

Lies!

[minionofmidas]

I was right in thinking you and the Professor were one and the same! I herewith come to collect my accolades.

Aizen... I remember the name. Seemed cool enough, but I don't really remember anything specific. D-CO avatar IIRC.

Well played, sir.  The Professor was one of the best accounts we've ever had.

Joe Democrat was the superior account.

But that was obviously my own sock account, not Aizen's.  'A Person' said so.

Well obviously, "Joe Republic" and "a person" are Aizen's remaining active sock accounts.

[Mr. Morden]

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=117969.5

[minionofmidas]

Aizen was named as a potential protoProfessor:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=155664.0

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=154101.25

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

A toast, to the finest troll in Atlas history. We will always remember you fondly, Mister Twister/The Professor/Joe Democrat/Aizen.

[SUSAN CRUSHBONE]

Good-bye, Mr. Twister. I hope you grace us mortals with your presence again soon.

Well played, sir.  The Professor was one of the best accounts we've ever had.

Joe Democrat was the superior account.

But that was obviously my own sock account, not Aizen's.  'A Person' said so.

All the evidence available to us non-moderators implied that was the case. I'll admit I was wrong, though.

next time you make an account (and do make another account), notify me the Head of the International Posters' Union and we'll better be able to defend your interests.

Speaking on behalf of the forum to the banned hacks/unfunny trolls that may be reading this, please do not make another account, the International Posters' Union will not be defending your interests and will consider you a scab.

All those who truly believe in the goal of making the Forum a better place will.

I was right in thinking you and the Professor were one and the same! I herewith come to collect my accolades.

Aizen... I remember the name. Seemed cool enough, but I don't really remember anything specific. D-CO avatar IIRC.

Well played, sir.  The Professor was one of the best accounts we've ever had.

Joe Democrat was the superior account.

But that was obviously my own sock account, not Aizen's.  'A Person' said so.

Well obviously, "Joe Republic" and "a person" are Aizen's remaining active sock accounts.

Don't I wish...

[minionofmidas]

next time you make an account (and do make another account), notify me the Head of the International Posters' Union and we'll better be able to defend your interests.

Speaking on behalf of the forum to the banned hacks/unfunny trolls that may be reading this, please do not make another account, the International Posters' Union will not be defending your interests and will consider you a scab.

All those who truly believe in the goal of making the Forum a better place will.

Hacks and unfunny trolls will not be defended. Funny trolls will be.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

next time you make an account (and do make another account), notify me the Head of the International Posters' Union and we'll better be able to defend your interests.

Speaking on behalf of the forum to the banned hacks/unfunny trolls that may be reading this, please do not make another account, the International Posters' Union will not be defending your interests and will consider you a scab.

All those who truly believe in the goal of making the Forum a better place will.

Hacks and unfunny trolls will not be defended. Funny trolls will be.

Indeed. The Professor alone was far more valuable than 20 average "serious" posters.

[opebo]

Where's the fun in that though?  Couldn't you just enjoy his posts like everybody else?

Well for me, that is the fun.

And you wonder why nobody likes you.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Where's the fun in that though?  Couldn't you just enjoy his posts like everybody else?

Well for me, that is the fun.

And you wonder why nobody likes you.

1. People like me.
2. I don't wonder why the people who don't like me don't like me.

[LastVoter]

Where's the fun in that though?  Couldn't you just enjoy his posts like everybody else?

Well for me, that is the fun.

And you wonder why nobody likes you.

Bushie and Inks would be BFF's?

[opebo]

Where's the fun in that though?  Couldn't you just enjoy his posts like everybody else?

Well for me, that is the fun.

And you wonder why nobody likes you.

1. People like me.
2. I don't wonder why the people who don't like me don't like me.

I'll admit they like you a little bit, in a sense - you're sort of like Colonel Klink.



(Please, don't tell me any of you children don't know who Colonel Klink is - I might cry)

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

When Aizen was Aizen, I liked him.....I didn't think he had the creativity to be The Professor.....which is the only troll to surpass vanderblubb (perhaps still the world's best troll, it's debatable).

Bravo, sir, as Lief and Joe said - well played

[Joe Republic]

Well played, sir.  The Professor was one of the best accounts we've ever had.

Joe Democrat was the superior account.

But that was obviously my own sock account, not Aizen's.  'A Person' said so.

All the evidence available to us non-moderators implied that was the case. I'll admit I was wrong, though.

All the evidence?  Um, your assumption, you mean?  Plus, all the evidence available to moderators was made available to non-moderators, and yet you still decided he must have been me.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

I'll admit they like you a little bit, in a sense - you're sort of like Colonel Klink.



(Please, don't tell me any of you children don't know who Colonel Klink is - I might cry)

Otto Klemperer's son and a second cousin of Victor Klemperer's.

[Filuwaúrdjan]

Anyways, and just so that everyone knows for sure (even though it's obvious anyway), Mister Twister was sent to the gulag earlier today.

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

Anyways, and just so that everyone knows for sure (even though it's obvious anyway), Mister Twister was sent to the gulag earlier today.

Thank you for informing us, at least.

[Lief 🗽]

Anyways, and just so that everyone knows for sure (even though it's obvious anyway), Mister Twister was sent to the gulag earlier today.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[© tweed]

next time you make an account (and do make another account), notify me the Head of the International Posters' Union and we'll better be able to defend your interests.

Speaking on behalf of the forum to the banned hacks/unfunny trolls that may be reading this, please do not make another account, the International Posters' Union will not be defending your interests and will consider you a scab.

All those who truly believe in the goal of making the Forum a better place will.

Hacks and unfunny trolls will not be defended. Funny trolls will be.

we defend EVERYBODY, Nazis and Stalinists and special-needs alike.

[Negusa Nagast 🚀]

RIP The Professor. He helped us get girls.