Newspaper Headline: Day after election 2016

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

AMERICA VOTES FOR FREEDOM
Rev. Cain carries 55 states, 100% of the popular vote

[Donerail]

BODYSLAMMED
Ventura/Johnson carry 27 states, 42% of the vote
Warren/Kohl irrelevant, Democrats look at third-party status
Isakson/McCain fails: is Rand Paul the GOP's future?

[DolphMcCrungus]

The Hillary love here is absolutely outrageous. NO WAY she wins in 2016. Bet the house that she doesn't even get Dem nomination if she runs (Which she won't). She isn't the shining face of the Democratic party. There WAS a reason she didn't win in '08.

[Lambsbread]

RON PAUL WINS PRESIDENCY, NWO FOUND DEAD OF APPARENT SUICIDE

VICE PRESIDENT-ELECT ALEX JONES CELEBRATES WITH NON-GMO BANQUET

AYN RAND APPOINTED SECRETARY OF TREASURY

BARACK OBAMA ADMITS TO BEING A COMMUNIST MUSLIM MARXIST NEOFASCIST SOCIALIST, WILL BE EXECUTED BY RONALD REAGAN'S REANIMATED CORPSE

[Paul Kemp]

CLINTON WIN IN LANDSLIDE; DEMOCRATS RETAKE THE HOUSE

Giving up on Big Joe?

Huh? Lief has been one of the biggest Hillary advocates on here.

Any way, it's a good thing a lot of you don't write headlines. Stick with whatever you usually do. 

[pbrower2a]

SCHWEITZER/HICKENLOOPER LANDSLIDE

President Obama, VP Biden  congratulate successors

Rep Senators Toomey, Ayotte, Kirk, Burr, and Johnson defeated

Dems pick up open Senate seats in Iowa and Arizona, make big gains in House

Indiana, Arizona, Georgia, Missouri voters approve same-sex marriage

Gay Times of Indiana --  Democratic Governor Brian Schweitzer of Montana has been elected the 45th President of the United States and Governor John Hickenlooper of Colorado has been elected Vice-President  against former Senators Rick Santorum and James DeMint.  Schweitzer and Hickenlooper  have won 41 states and two of the three Congressional Districts of Nebraska with Indiana and Alaska not yet called. Democrats consolidate stronger control of the House of Representatives, with three Indiana Republicans in the US House going down to defeat.

President Obama and VP Biden congratulated the President and Vice-President Elect for winning in the aftermath of the withdrawal of Hillary Clinton for reasons of health...



    

[Del Tachi]

STATUS QUO TO CONTINUE

Clinton Elected President, Democrats Keep Senate, GOP Holds Onto House

--Clinton wins 303-225 in Electoral College against Rubio, Missouri Still Undecided
--Boehner to Continue Speakership
--Democrats Keep Senate, Schumer and Durbin to Battle for Leadership following Reid Retirement
--Leahy Retires, Baucus becomes PPT
--McConnell steps down as Senate GOP leader, Cornyn Appears to be Heir Apparent
--Gay Marriage and Marijuana find Success on State Ballots

[Lambsbread]

Indiana, Georgia, Missouri voters approve same-sex marriage[/b]

hahahahahahahahahahaha

[Frodo]

During the Republican primaries:

Gov. Chris Christie Suffers Massive Heart-Attack While Campaigning in Iowa: Spokesman Asks Public to Pray for His Recovery

And after the general election:

Gov. Jeb Bush is Now the President-Elect After a Tight Election! Andrew Cuomo Yet to Concede

[You kip if you want to...]

CHRISTIE ROLLS HIS WAY TO VICTORY.

CHRISTIE CRUSHES CUOMO/HICKENLOOPER. CAUSES LANDSLIDE.

[sentinel]

Clinton wins historic third term

We can dream, right?

[Knives]

CANTWELL CAN!

Washington Senator carries swing states of Montana, Florida, Georgia, Texas, Arizona, South Carolina, Indiana, North Carolina, Alaska as well as all Obama states. Marco Rubio conceded the moment Texas was called after running an embarrassing gaffe filled campaign.

[HagridOfTheDeep]

SHE DID IT.

Republican Susana Martinez will be the 45th President of the United States
after defeating New York Governor Andrew Cuomo in a close election race.

[dudeabides]

Chris Christie elected President, Martin O'Malley concedes defeat


After an emotional campaign, Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey was elected President of the United States in a decisive election win. Running on economic growth, fiscal discipline, tax reform, and education reform, the New Jersey Governor and running-mate Senator Marco Rubio of Florida claimed victory. Speaking to an enthusiastic crowd of about 1,200 in East Rutherford, New Jersey, Governor Christie stated that he was "Thankful for the hard work my team did, and for all the volunteers and voters who have helped me get to this moment. Tonight, we begin moving our nation in a better direction." Meanwhile, in Baltimore, Maryland, Governor Martin O'Malley and running-mate Senator Kay Hagan (D-NC) conceded defeat. O'Malley, who ran as a left-wing candidate who pledged to defend abortion rights and provide health insurance to every single american, told voters that "Despite the results tonight, we must continue to fight for the values we believe in."

Christie/Rubio (R) 53% 294 EV
O'Malley/Hagan (D) 46% 244 EV

[You kip if you want to...]

Sec. Clinton Storms Through the Glass Ceiling
Americans elect their first female president in a landslide; Rubio concedes
Clinton expected to pass 400 electoral votes; Democrats gain 5 Senate seats; House too close to call



A difficult campaign ended at 9pm last night as former Secretary of State, former Senator and former First Lady Hillary Clinton was declared the winner of the Presidential Election. Secretary Clinton is expected to win at least 388 electoral votes and approximately 57% of the popular vote, with states still to be declared.

Speaking in Times Square, New York, Secretary Clinton thanked her husband, former President Bill Clinton, her daughter Chelsea in the first presidential victory speech to be given by a woman. Thanks were also made to her one-time rival President Obama, a key surrogate of Mrs. Clinton. Following a campaign plagued by infighting, Senator Rubio conceded shortly after 9pm as returns from New York and the mid-west handed Secretary Clinton her 270th electoral vote and with it, the presidency. Messages of congratulation immediately poured in from President Obama, Vice President Biden and others for Clinton and her running mate, Brian Schweitzer.

As one of the most prolific politicians in American history, with 37 years of public service propelling her, many have said that the new President-elect's victory has been the longest in the making of any President.

Clinton promised to ensure the economic recovery endures, telling the crowd that she would "once again make the American Dream a reality".

[dudeabides]

Oh Hillary!

Christie elected President, Hillary Clinton concedes election defeat

After a hard fought campaign, Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey and running-mate Sen. Marco Rubio of Florida defeated the democratic ticket, Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Senator Bob Casey Jr. of Pennsylvania. Though Ms. Clinton was ahead in the polls for much of the summer, a series of documents recalling the 2012 attack on the American consulate in Libya brought Ms. Clinton's leadership abilities into question. While Mr. Christie never formally acknowledged these documents, many republicans did, and even some democrats expressed disappointment that Ms. Clinton played a "cover up game" for the Obama administration. Aspects of Hillary Clinton's past also came to light in the fall; she was alleged to be involved in efforts for the U.S. to stop competing in the cold war, and questions about her involvement in some shady investment deals in the early 1990s, questions which were raised during her husbands 1992 presidential campaign, were brought up again. Clinton conceded defeat, thanking supporters for "giving me a voice and for giving me your votes." Running on a platform of fiscal discipline, tax reform, education reform, and growing the economy, Governor Chris Christie accepted victory. "I want to thank the American people for the honor which you have given me. Tonight, the journey of moving in a better direction begins."

Christie/Rubio (R) 52% 281 EV
Clinton/Casey Jr. (D) 47% 257 EV

[Warren 4 Secretary of Everything]

Chris Christie elected President, Martin O'Malley concedes defeat


After an emotional campaign, Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey was elected President of the United States in a decisive election win. Running on economic growth, fiscal discipline, tax reform, and education reform, the New Jersey Governor and running-mate Senator Marco Rubio of Florida claimed victory. Speaking to an enthusiastic crowd of about 1,200 in East Rutherford, New Jersey, Governor Christie stated that he was "Thankful for the hard work my team did, and for all the volunteers and voters who have helped me get to this moment. Tonight, we begin moving our nation in a better direction." Meanwhile, in Baltimore, Maryland, Governor Martin O'Malley and running-mate Senator Kay Hagan (D-NC) conceded defeat. O'Malley, who ran as a left-wing candidate who pledged to defend abortion rights and provide health insurance to every single american, told voters that "Despite the results tonight, we must continue to fight for the values we believe in."

Christie/Rubio (R) 53% 294 EV
O'Malley/Hagan (D) 46% 244 EV

Christie got Obama's 2008 PV margin, but only won by 50 EVs?

[Supersonic]

Oh Hillary!

Christie elected President, Hillary Clinton concedes election defeat

After a hard fought campaign, Governor Chris Christie of New Jersey and running-mate Sen. Marco Rubio of Florida defeated the democratic ticket, Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton and Senator Bob Casey Jr. of Pennsylvania. Though Ms. Clinton was ahead in the polls for much of the summer, a series of documents recalling the 2012 attack on the American consulate in Libya brought Ms. Clinton's leadership abilities into question. While Mr. Christie never formally acknowledged these documents, many republicans did, and even some democrats expressed disappointment that Ms. Clinton played a "cover up game" for the Obama administration. Aspects of Hillary Clinton's past also came to light in the fall; she was alleged to be involved in efforts for the U.S. to stop competing in the cold war, and questions about her involvement in some shady investment deals in the early 1990s, questions which were raised during her husbands 1992 presidential campaign, were brought up again. Clinton conceded defeat, thanking supporters for "giving me a voice and for giving me your votes." Running on a platform of fiscal discipline, tax reform, education reform, and growing the economy, Governor Chris Christie accepted victory. "I want to thank the American people for the honor which you have given me. Tonight, the journey of moving in a better direction begins."

Christie/Rubio (R) 52% 281 EV
Clinton/Casey Jr. (D) 47% 257 EV

Must say it's refreshing to have a Clinton defeat. Makes a change to the Hillary-maniacs saying she is unbeatable.

[Paul Kemp]

So this thread is pretty much "pick the candidate you like and write about them winning in 2016" . . .

[Unimog]

Oh dear lord.

headline of the osservatore romano?

[Ty440]

People are left wondering who will be the next President

Millions are left wondering who will be the next President, as the results ended with a tie in the Electoral Votes. Both Gov. Martinez and Gov. O'Mally have yet to speak on the outcome.

Susana Martinez(R-NM)/Brian Sandoval(R-NV): 269 EV , 49.8% PV
Martin O'Mally(D-MD)/Brian Schweitzer(D-MT): 269 EV, 48.9% PV

Now that's doubling down with Hispanics lol, actually might be a good idea for the GOP.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Another Bush in the White House! Hillary elected First Female President!

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

President Ron Paul re-elected in land-slide!

[Joe Biden is your president. Deal with it.]

RON PAUL ELECTED,DEMOCRAT TURNED SON RAND PAUL CONCEDES TO DEFEAT.

[Lincoln Republican]

ROMNEY SWEEPS TO VICTORY IN SPECTACULAR COMEBACK TAKING 300+ ELECTORAL VOTES

CLINTON OFFERS GRACIOUS CONCESSION

WARNER CONGRATULATES ROMNEY, RUBIO