If you're wondering why your paycheck is "less" this week, Twitter has the [hilarious] answers:
@Gabby_Hoffman
#WhyIsMyPaycheckLessThisWeek because Obama Phones and birth control are more important than reducing the debt.
@iowahawkblog: #WhyIsMyPaycheckLessThisWeek because before
@HeyLookItsKev
#WhyIsMyPaycheckLessThisWeek Well, because even though you DIDN'T build it, you damn sure are going to pay for it
@Rockprincess818
#WhyIsMyPaycheckLessThisWeek ? I guess the new definition of millionaires and billionaires are those with full time jobs. Happy 2013! #tcot
@notmyname02
#whyismypaychecklessthisweek Because incredibly dumb women voted with their lady parts.
Personal favorite:
@Gabby_Hoffman
Awwww, the Left doesn't like that I tweeted this about #whyismypaychecklessthisweek
https://twitter.com/Gabby_Hoffman/status/287217999398707200 … Deal with it.
#WhyIsMyPaycheckLessThisWeek~Free Phones~Free Birth Control~and 7 Million dollar Hawaiian vacations don't pay for themselves you know! #TCOT
Just thought I'd share these chestnuts
