When you were born

[Hatman 🍁]

Is there a reason you left out Canada, but have Australia?

Because I couldn't bring myself to write "Brian Mul..."

I have a pic in the gallery about Canada.......but it costs me 5 death points everytime I use it

What's your problem, seriously?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Is there a reason you left out Canada, but have Australia?

Because I couldn't bring myself to write "Brian Mul..."

I have a pic in the gallery about Canada.......but it costs me 5 death points everytime I use it

What's your problem, seriously?

Seriously?  I don't like Canada. 

[Hatman 🍁]

Is there a reason you left out Canada, but have Australia?

Because I couldn't bring myself to write "Brian Mul..."

I have a pic in the gallery about Canada.......but it costs me 5 death points everytime I use it

What's your problem, seriously?

Seriously?  I don't like Canada. 

Why the hell not?

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

President of the United States: Bill Clinton
President of Russia: Boris Yeltsin
Paramount Leader of the PRC: Jiang Zemin
President of France: Jaques Chirac
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom: John Major
Chancellor of Germany: Helmut Kohl
Secretary General of the United Nations: Boutros Boutros-Ghali
Prime Minister of Japan: Ryutaro Hashimoto
President of Brazil: Fernando Henrique Cardoso
President of Mexico: Ernesto Zedillo
President of South Africa: Nelson Mandela
King of Saudi Arabia: Fahd
Prime Minister of India: Pamulaparti Venkata Narasimha Rao
Prime Minister of Australia: Paul Keating
Prime Minister of France: Alain Juppé
President of Germany: Roman Herzog
Prime Minister of Spain: Felipe González
Prime Minister of Italy: Lamberto Dini
President of Italy: Oscar Luigi Scalfaro
President of Iran: Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani
Supreme Leader of Iran:  Ali Hosseini Khamenei
President of Turkey: Süleyman Demirel
Prime Minister of Turkey: Tansu Çiller

Bolded the ones I didn't have to Google.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Is there a reason you left out Canada, but have Australia?

Because I couldn't bring myself to write "Brian Mul..."

I have a pic in the gallery about Canada.......but it costs me 5 death points everytime I use it

What's your problem, seriously?

Seriously?  I don't like Canada. 

Why the hell not?

The people.
The climate.
The french influence in parts.
The high taxes.
The dislike of America by many.
The Canadian posters here (except Hash)

that's off the top of my head in 30 seconds or less.

[angus]

Is there a reason you left out Canada, but have Australia?

Because I couldn't bring myself to write "Brian Mul..."

I have a pic in the gallery about Canada.......but it costs me 5 death points everytime I use it

What's your problem, seriously?

Seriously?  I don't like Canada. 

Why the hell not?

The people.
The climate.
The french influence in parts.
The high taxes.
The dislike of America by many.
The Canadian posters here (except Hash)

that's off the top of my head in 30 seconds or less.

...and that damned state monopoly of liquor sales.  WTF?  We'd never stand for it down here. 

(okay, okay, to be fair the PLCB at least offers a decent selection of California and France wines.  It's not like they're making you buy Ontario wines.  ugh.  Yes, yes, before you Alberta people try to educate me I know that it's province-dependent, just like in the USA.  Ontario is like the Pennsylvania of Canada.  Well, actually Quebec is the Pennsylvania of Canada, but at least the Quebecois know good liquor.  In Ontario the Deciders don't seem to know good booze from bad.)

Oh, and they also know how to spell mistake and they're so goddamned smug about it.

[Hatman 🍁]

Is there a reason you left out Canada, but have Australia?

Because I couldn't bring myself to write "Brian Mul..."

I have a pic in the gallery about Canada.......but it costs me 5 death points everytime I use it

What's your problem, seriously?

Seriously?  I don't like Canada. 

Why the hell not?

The people.
The climate.
The french influence in parts.
The high taxes.
The dislike of America by many.
The Canadian posters here (except Hash)

that's off the top of my head in 30 seconds or less.

1) Racist.. (well, something like that)
2) Not a valid reason to dislike a country
3) Again, racist.
4) Not much worse than the US
5) So, two wrongs make a right?
6) What's wrong with the other Canadians?

Yeah, you're not to be taken seriously.. thanks for letting me know to totally ignore your opinions from now on...

[MaxQue]

Is there a reason you left out Canada, but have Australia?

Because I couldn't bring myself to write "Brian Mul..."

I have a pic in the gallery about Canada.......but it costs me 5 death points everytime I use it

What's your problem, seriously?

Seriously?  I don't like Canada. 

Why the hell not?

The people.
The climate.
The french influence in parts.
The high taxes.
The dislike of America by many.
The Canadian posters here (except Hash)

that's off the top of my head in 30 seconds or less.

...and that damned state monopoly of liquor sales.  WTF?  We'd never stand for it down here. 

(okay, okay, to be fair the PLCB at least offers a decent selection of California and France wines.  It's not like they're making you buy Ontario wines.  ugh.  Yes, yes, before you Alberta people try to educate me I know that it's province-dependent, just like in the USA.  Ontario is like the Pennsylvania of Canada.  Well, actually Quebec is the Pennsylvania of Canada, but at least the Quebecois know good liquor.  In Ontario the Deciders don't seem to know good booze from bad.)

Oh, and they also know how to spell mistake and they're so goddamned smug about it.

Well, it's not our fault for knowing good liquor, it's probably our French roots (and Québec being more European than North American on certain subjects).

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

1) Racist.. (well, something like that)
2) Not a valid reason to dislike a country
3) Again, racist.
4) Not much worse than the US
5) So, two wrongs make a right?
6) What's wrong with the other Canadians?

Yeah, you're not to be taken seriously.. thanks for letting me know to totally ignore your opinions from now on...

Yes, please do place me on ignore.  Kthxbye. 

[opebo]

The people.
The climate.
The french influence in parts.
The high taxes.
The dislike of America by many.
The Canadian posters here (except Hash)

that's off the top of my head in 30 seconds or less.

Fine reasons.  I myself do like the country in theory - obviously it would be far better to be Canadian than American.  However, I rarely like them when I meet them over here. 

[Hatman 🍁]

Kthxbye. 

That's adorable.

[Oldiesfreak1854]

President of the United States: George H.W. Bush (I was born two days before Bill Clinton became president.)
Leader of the Soviet Union: None, it had disbanded by then.
Paramounth Leader of the PRC: Jiang Zemin
President of France: Francois Miterrand
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom: John Major
Chancellor of Germany: Helmut Kohl
Secretary General of the United Nations:
Prime Minister of Japan: Kiichi Miyazawa
President of Brazil: Itamar Franco
President of Mexico: Carlos Salinas De Gortari
President of South Africa: Frederik Willem de Klerk
King of Saudi Arabia: Fahd
Prime Minister of India: P.V. Narasimha Rao
Prime Minister of Australia: Paul Keating
Prime Minister of France: Pierre Beregovoy
President of Germany: Richard von Weizsaecker
Prime Minister of Spain: Felipe Gonzalez Marquez
Prime Minister of Italy: Giuliano Amato
President of Italy: Oscar Luigi Scalfaro
President of Iran: Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani
Supreme Leader of Iran: Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
President of Turkey: Turgut Ozal
Prime Minister of Turkey: Suleyman Demirel

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Kthxbye. 

That's adorable.

Bqhatevwr.

[Knives]

President of the United States - Bill Clinton
Leader of the Soviet Union - Didn't exist, Viktor Chernomyrdin was PM.
Paramounth Leader of the PRC - Jiang Zemin
President of France - Jacques Chirac
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom - Sir John Major
Chancellor of Germany - Helmut Kohl
Secretary General of the United Nations - Boutros Boutros-Ghali
Prime Minister of Japan - Ryutaro Hashimoto
President of Brazil -    Fernando Henrique Cardoso
President of Mexico - Ernesto Zedillo
President of South Africa - Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela
King of Saudi Arabia - Fahd
Prime Minister of India - H. D. Deve Gowda
Prime Minister of Australia - John Howard
Prime Minister of France - Alain Juppé
President of Germany - Roman Herzog
Prime Minister of Spain - José María Aznar López
Prime Minister of Italy - Romano Prodi
President of Italy - Oscar Luigi Scalfaro
President of Iran - Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani
Supreme Leader of Iran - Ali Khamenei
President of Turkey - Süleyman Demirel
Prime Minister of Turkey - Necmettin Erbakan

WHEN WAS I BORN!?

[morgieb]

President of the United States - Bill Clinton
Leader of the Soviet Union - Didn't exist, Viktor Chernomyrdin was PM.
Paramounth Leader of the PRC - Jiang Zemin
President of France - Jacques Chirac
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom - Sir John Major
Chancellor of Germany - Helmut Kohl
Secretary General of the United Nations - Boutros Boutros-Ghali
Prime Minister of Japan - Ryutaro Hashimoto
President of Brazil -    Fernando Henrique Cardoso
President of Mexico - Ernesto Zedillo
President of South Africa - Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela
King of Saudi Arabia - Fahd
Prime Minister of India - H. D. Deve Gowda
Prime Minister of Australia - John Howard
Prime Minister of France - Alain Juppé
President of Germany - Roman Herzog
Prime Minister of Spain - José María Aznar López
Prime Minister of Italy - Romano Prodi
President of Italy - Oscar Luigi Scalfaro
President of Iran - Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani
Supreme Leader of Iran - Ali Khamenei
President of Turkey - Süleyman Demirel
Prime Minister of Turkey - Necmettin Erbakan

WHEN WAS I BORN!?

1996 it sounds like due to Major and Kohl.

Though wouldn't Yeltsin be the best answer for Question 2?

[anvi]

President of the United States:  Richard Nixon
Leader of the Soviet Union;  Leonid Brezhnev
Paramounth Leader of the PRC:  Mao Zedong
President of France:  Georges Pompidou
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom:  Edward Heath
Chancellor of Germany:  Willy Brandt (W)
Secretary General of the United Nations: U Thant
Prime Minister of Japan:  Eisaku Saito
President of Brazil:  Emilio Garrastazzu Medici
President of Mexico:  Gustavo Diaz Ordaz
President of South Africa:  Jacobus Johannes Fouche
King of Saudi Arabia:  Faisal
Prime Minister of India:  Indira Gandhi
Prime Minister of Australia:  John Gorton
Prime Minister of France:  Jacques Chaban Delmas
President of Germany:  Gustav Heinemann
Prime Minister of Spain:  Fransisco Franco
Prime Minister of Italy:  Mariano Rumor
President of Italy:  Giuseppe Saragat
Prime Minister of Iran:  Amir Abbas Holveda  
Supreme Leader of Iran:  Mohammad Reza Pahlavi (Shah)
President of Turkey:  Cevdet Sunay
Prime Minister of Turkey: Suleyman Demirel

[minionofmidas]

President of the United States:  Jimmy Carter
Leader of the Soviet Union;  Leonid Brezhnev
Paramounth Leader of the PRC:  Hua Guofeng
President of France:  Valéry Giscard d'Estaing
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom:  Jim Callaghan
Chancellor of Germany:  Helmut Schmidt
Secretary General of the United Nations: Kurt Waldheim
Prime Minister of Japan:  Ohira Masayoshi
President of Brazil:  Ernesto Geisel
President of Mexico:  José Lopez Portillo
President of South Africa:  B.J. Vorster
King of Saudi Arabia:  Khalid
Prime Minister of India:  Morarji Desai
Prime Minister of Australia:  Malcolm Fraser
Prime Minister of France:  Raymond Barre
President of Germany:  Walter Scheel
Prime Minister of Spain:  Adolfo Suarez
Prime Minister of Italy:  Giulio Andreotti
President of Italy:  Sandro Pertini
Prime Minister of Iran:  Gholam Reza Azhari
Supreme Leader of Iran:  Mohammad Reza Pahlavi
President of Turkey:  Fahri Korutürk
Prime Minister of Turkey: Bülent Ecevit

Quite a few characters on that list, seven of whom are still alive (Schmidt, Andreotti, Scheel, Carter, Giscard, Fraser, Suarez, in chronological order of birth. Schmidt and Andreotti are 94 and Suarez is a sprightly 80.)

[anvi]

Wow, Lewis, you were born during the ill-fated chairmanship of Hua Guofeng in China.  The world might have looked quite different today if that guy had been able to maintain his hold on power.

[minionofmidas]

Wow, Lewis, you were born during the ill-fated chairmanship of Hua Guofeng in China.  The world might have looked quite different today if that guy had been able to maintain his hold on power.

Don't blame me - I was a few days old when he fell (according to the, apparently somewhat arbitrary, date traditionally put on Deng's eclipse of Hua.) Indeed that list as a whole dates my birth to within ~45 days.

[anvi]

Well, far from blame, if your birth in any way assisted in his downfall, I think you deserve an award.  Anyway, that is a very exact date window, isn't it?

[Sopranos Republican]

President of the United States: Bill Clinton
Leader of the Soviet Union President of the Russian Federation: Boris Yeltsin
Paramounth Leader of the PRC: Jiang Zemin
President of France: Jacques Chirac
Prime Minister of the United Kingdom: John Major
Chancellor of Germany: Helmut Kohl
Secretary General of the United Nations: Boutros Boutros-Ghali
Prime Minister of Japan: Ryutaro Hashimoto
President of Brazil: Fernando Henrique Cardoso
President of Mexico: Ernesto Zedillo
President of South Africa: Nelson Mandela
King of Saudi Arabia: King Fahd
Prime Minister of India: H. D. Deve Gowda
Prime Minister of Australia: John Howard
Prime Minister of France: Alain Juppé
President of Germany: Roman Herzog
Prime Minister of Spain: José María Aznar
Prime Minister of Italy: Romano Prodi
President of Italy: Oscar Luigi Scalfaro
President of Iran: Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani
Supreme Leader of Iran: Ali Khamenei
President of Turkey: Süleyman Demirel
Prime Minister of Turkey: Necmettin Erbakan