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« Reply #50 on: October 28, 2016, 02:47:07 pm »

that would explain why they keep go´ng missing

That's a good point.  Laundry is basically a mass grave for shy socks.
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« Reply #51 on: April 26, 2017, 08:21:17 am »

This thread is now reserved for all of you to not ask me any questions.  Please feel free to not ask me anything at all.

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« Reply #52 on: November 30, 2017, 10:27:25 am »

bumping because I don't want to ask Mr. Morden a question

Thanks!
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« Reply #53 on: December 08, 2017, 11:53:53 pm »

ITT PICTURES OF HIS MAJESTY CARL XVI GUSTAF KING OF SWEDEN WEARING SILLY HATS







Wait, is that better than Rick Perry in Saudi Arabia?  In Saudi Arabia:







Not in Saudi Arabia:


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« Reply #54 on: December 10, 2017, 11:52:35 am »

I can only imagine what's going to happen on page 9.  We're almost there....
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« Reply #55 on: December 11, 2017, 11:40:19 pm »
« Edited: December 12, 2017, 12:03:34 am by Mr. Morden »

I haven't been banned yet, but in the unlikely event that I some day get banned, I would like to use this thread to petition for my unbanning.  Obviously, whatever I did to get banned was not in the least bit ban-worthy.  This is a very grave (hypothetical) miscarriage of justice.

I know this is a bit premature, since I haven't actually been banned, but because (in the hypothetical future scenario where I've been banned) I can't actually post *after* my banning, I'm forced to have my past self do the dirty work, and start the petition now, while I'm still able to post.  If the fascist mods hadn't done this in this hypothetical future scenario, this wouldn't be necessary.  It's ridiculous.

x Mr. Morden
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« Reply #56 on: December 18, 2017, 06:21:00 pm »

This is now the most important issue on the forum:

This absurd and disqustinq behavior is only the latest incident in a lonq trend of Republicans suppressinq votinq riqhts.

corroboratinq

everythinq

What is going on with his "g"?  The most likely explanation I can think of is that the fire that comes after the exclamation mark in his screen name burned down the "King" after bacon, and so we're now left with alter ego "Bacon Queen", who uses q's instead of g's.
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« Reply #57 on: December 19, 2017, 11:04:28 am »

We have to disable his keyboard until we figure out what is going on.

No, that's too draconian.  Instead, we should force him to write words that don't have g's in them.  E.g., he should write "Bacon King" as "Bacon Male Monarch" rather than "Bacon Kinq".

Maybe ending words with apostrophes could also help.  So swimming becomes swimmin', and Wyoming becomes Wyomin'.
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« Reply #58 on: May 06, 2018, 02:34:30 pm »

After reading this thread, it occurred to me that the forum needs a thread in which people ask Kalwejt questions.  This thread seems as good as any for that purpose.
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« Reply #59 on: August 04, 2018, 07:19:20 am »

No one asked Kalwejt anything last time I invited people to do so, but now that these threads are popular again, I'll try: Can you prove that Poland is more real than Austria?

EDIT: I'll also change the subject line in the OP now to broaden this so that you can ask any poster on the forum any question in this thread.  They probably won't answer you, but you can still ask.
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« Reply #60 on: September 16, 2018, 09:32:03 pm »

Morden, what period if any do you consider to be peak atlas (if any)? That is a question that is being bandied about elsewhere.

2007 was probably my favorite.  That wacky 2008 primary race was really something.  I miss Mike Gravel's debate performances.
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« Reply #61 on: September 21, 2018, 11:37:03 pm »

Please note that this poll is non-delegable, so it shouldn't trigger Santander.  I am not delegating this poll to anyone else, as that kind of deviation should be considered personally offensive.  The poll is about myself, so I'll ask it myself:

Would you pay me, Mr. Morden, to post more often on this forum?  Actually, don't answer that, because solicitation is against the rules.  OK, how about this?  Instead of paying me money, would you pay me compliments?  You give me kudos for every new post I make, and I'll consider posting more.  But don't send me money, or I'll just return it to you, with a note that you should be sending it to Dave instead of me.

Thank you for your time.
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« Reply #62 on: September 21, 2018, 11:39:01 pm »

Morden, what period if any do you consider to be peak atlas (if any)? That is a question that is being bandied about elsewhere.

2007 was probably my favorite.  That wacky 2008 primary race was really something.  I miss Mike Gravel's debate performances.

Do you think this thread should be devoted to the merits of eating babies.

No, because the mods probably wouldn't like that if it got too graphic, and I'm already on thin ice, after having almost done solicitation for $ here, in the post above.  If you care to help, sign my petition to have me unbanned, should I end up getting banned:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=170381.msg5954266#msg5954266
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« Reply #63 on: November 19, 2018, 01:14:53 am »

Virginia, why did you start this thread?:

https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=307247.0
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