hide behind the poll: masturbation.

[WalterMitty]

...waiting for inks to assign me death points. 

[Antonio the Sixth]

[Paul Kemp]

We've had threads about beating it in a men's room before?

[Antonio the Sixth]

Nah, but random threads about masturbation pop up way too often on this forum.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

[WalterMitty]

this forum is about 90% male, with a large percentage of those being young.  of course there are going to be masturbation threads.

[memphis]

I have several times. Though it's very much not my preferred location.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Never.
ok, maybe just once....

[Kitteh]

Public bathrooms are disgusting. I use them as infrequently as possible for what they're intended for, and have never masturbated in one, I think I would be too grossed out.

FWIW, as one of the few people who can actually make a good comparison on this, male bathrooms are somewhat more gross than female ones on average, but they're still both pretty bad.

[© tweed]

about 4 times.

[Antonio the Sixth]

this forum is about 90% male, with a large percentage of those being young.  of course there are going to be masturbation threads.

Just because it exists it doesn't mean we have to talk about it.

[MaxQue]

It's a very gross thought. That's the kind of thing which want me to bring disinfectant to the washroom.
Through, I saw it once in the washrooms of my residence hall, due to the sun projecting a gigantic shadow of it on the middle of the floor of the washroom. Embarrassing to see, really, especially when you know it must be one of your neighbours.

[opebo]

I don't even know how one would manage this.  I require various lubricants and a minimum of a good hour or two for the practice.

[dead0man]

yes, but it was always weird....especially for the other guy at the urinal

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I don't even know how one would manage this.  I require various lubricants and a minimum of a good hour or two for the practice.

That's disgusting.

[opebo]

I don't even know how one would manage this.  I require various lubricants and a minimum of a good hour or two for the practice.

That's disgusting.

Really?  Brevity is the soul of good taste in R2D2's Morality of Masturbation?

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

No.  My bladder needs to be close to exploding before I'll even use a public restroom.

[opebo]

No.  My bladder needs to be close to exploding before I'll even use a public restroom.

Kinky.  I had a friend who was into that.  Only whacked after drinking a big bottle of water.  Very weird guy.. we also used to find odd female shoes around his basement (he lived in his parent's basement).  Turns out he was into the full-bladder thing and sniffing ladies shoes.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

No.  My bladder needs to be close to exploding before I'll even use a public restroom.

Kinky.  I had a friend who was into that.  Only whacked after drinking a big bottle of water.  Very weird guy.. we also used to find odd female shoes around his basement (he lived in his parent's basement).  Turns out he was into the full-bladder thing and sniffing ladies shoes.

Ha ha, you are whacked bro

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Nineteen people should be in jail.

[Oak Hills]

This is the most disgusting thread I have seen on this forum. Ever.
(Come to think of it, I think it's the most revolting I have ever encountered anywhere.)

[Paul Kemp]

This is the most disgusting thread I have seen on this forum. Ever.
(Come to think of it, I think it's the most revolting I have ever encountered anywhere.)

You should get out more.

[Oak Hills]

To make myself clear, it's the most revolting thread I have the seen anywhere, not the most revolting thing I've ever read.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Nineteen people should be in jail.

Meh, even though I voted "no" I still don't see the issue, you already do things in a bathroom that it's obviously not OK to do in public, what makes masturbation different or particularly worse?

[Paul Kemp]

To make myself clear, it's the most revolting thread I have the seen anywhere, not the most revolting thing I've ever read.

My previous post still stands.