Miss Teen Delaware resigns on same day alleged porn video surfaces

[Kitteh]

Watching would be a half + 7 violation, so I won't do it.

When I saw this, my first thought was that half + 7 was some strange obscure Christian thing, then I thought that it was weird that BRTD believed in any Christian rule against watching porn or something. Took me a while to realize. xD

*facepalm*

[dead0man]

The half + 7 thing is only required use for a relationship, you should be able to rotate the monkey to anything 17ish and over (whatever the local laws are....though you're still a sick bitch if do it to children even if it's legal in your location).

[angus]

Yeah, very pedestrian.

She's got the goods, knows how to keep it shaved and cleaned, and really seems not to have any issues with being stuffed before an audience.  I think all she needs is a little direction and a decent producer.

I had trouble finding the video.  I kept linking to a youtube clip where she's just answering questions.  Then I found some links where they wanted me to download some executable or take a little shag survey first.  Finally, I found the video free.  It's here.

[Mr. Morden]

Finally, I found the video free.  It's here.

Miss Teen Delaware looks exactly like Naso!

[Paul Kemp]

The half + 7 thing is only required use for a relationship, you should be able to rotate the monkey to anything 17ish and over (whatever the local laws are....though you're still a sick bitch if do it to children even if it's legal in your location).

It's an asinine "rule" either way.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Even though (in spite of angus' compliments) she's average at best, she should have won the pageant outright.  FF

[Northeast Rep Snowball]

Yeah, very pedestrian.

She's got the goods, knows how to keep it shaved and cleaned, and really seems not to have any issues with being stuffed before an audience.  I think all she needs is a little direction and a decent producer.

I had trouble finding the video.  I kept linking to a youtube clip where she's just answering questions.  Then I found some links where they wanted me to download some executable or take a little shag survey first.  Finally, I found the video free.  It's here.

While I have no intention of watching this, I can never get past the bloody survey.

BTW XD at the link rick-astley-never-gonna-give-you-, is this actually the url for the video or did you just rickroll us.

[angus]

Thanks for the bump.  One point of forum etiquette:  we normally don't mention the rickroll in the thread.  (It sort of defeats the element of surprise.)

I do like her, though, in spite of Gramps' appraisal.  Yes, the video is pedestrian. It's horrible, even.  What a bimbo.  If you're going to lose the crown over a porno, let it at least be a decent one.

Still, the main talent you need to do porn is not great T&A.  It's just the ability to do it and make it look real while 20 people are looking at you and eating doughnuts and drinking coffee and giving directions and filming.  Look at Ron Jeremy.  He was not pretty.  He was not buff.  But he was awesome.  Could make it stand up like a flagpole, on command, with 20 people in the room taking notes and shouting directions.  I don't know if I could do that.  "Hey, could someone come over here and fluff angus?  He's got, like, a windsock thing going.  That won't work."

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Thanks for the bump.  One point of forum etiquette:  we normally don't mention the rickroll in the thread.  (It sort of defeats the element of surprise.)

I do like her, though, in spite of Gramps' appraisal.  Yes, the video is pedestrian. It's horrible, even.  What a bimbo.  If you're going to lose the crown over a porno, let it at least be a decent one.

Still, the main talent you need to do porn is not great T&A.  It's just the ability to do it and make it look real while 20 people are looking at you and eating doughnuts and drinking coffee and giving directions and filming.  Look at Ron Jeremy.  He was not pretty.  He was not buff.  But he was awesome.  Could make it stand up like a flagpole, on command, with 20 people in the room taking notes and shouting directions.  I don't know if I could do that.  "Hey, could someone come over here and fluff angus?  He's got, like, a windsock thing going.  That won't work."

This is a wonderful post.

And good for her.  At least porn can be fun.  Beauty pageants are simply mind-numbing. 

[BaldEagle1991]

I have to admit her porn video is a lot better than Kim Kardashian's and Paris Hilton's sex tapes.

Although I hope she her dreams, sooner or later we'll forget about this porn vid.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I have to admit her porn video is a lot better than Kim Kardashian's and Paris Hilton's sex tapes.

Although I hope she her dreams, sooner or later we'll forget about this porn vid.

Amateur sex tapes /=/ porn tape.   She's pathetic. 

[BaldEagle1991]

I have to admit her porn video is a lot better than Kim Kardashian's and Paris Hilton's sex tapes.

Although I hope she her dreams, sooner or later we'll forget about this porn vid.

Amateur sex tapes /=/ porn tape.   She's pathetic. 

She isn't pathetic.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I have to admit her porn video is a lot better than Kim Kardashian's and Paris Hilton's sex tapes.

Although I hope she her dreams, sooner or later we'll forget about this porn vid.

Amateur sex tapes /=/ porn tape.   She's pathetic. 

She isn't pathetic.

You need to be watching better stuff, my friend