Update Season VI - "A New Day Dawning"

[they don't love you like i love you]

I wonder if Bushie posting his full name and entire life (well his version of it) on the internet has any impact on his employment status. One would have to assume so.

He's kind of lucky that his name is so common and generic, but this thread and its predecessors are easily findable from information posted on his Facebook, I tested it out myself and did so. And really even ignoring everything else, obsessively blogging every mundane detail of your life is something that no employer wants in a potential employee.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Alright, so here are my plans for Friday, 26 April 2013.  I have to get my haircut and the oil changed in my car in the morning.  I will try to fit in a walk in the afternoon, before Mom, Dad, and me go to Shawnee to Cracker Barrel for an early dinner.  Then, tomorrow evening I will watch Rounds 2 & 3 of the 2013 NFL Draft.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I just want to say that after taking a 9 hour take home tax exam, I think Bushie should become a minister. Don't waste your time with higher education, whatever the hell CAD is, just do what you like to do, and that is talking about God. I mean, I have never met anyone as fanatic about God who was not a priest. That's your calling, not going to live in the jungles of Kenya, especially if people in OK don't even care about the message. God knows when I go to church I usually end up going to sleep, especially if I am forced to go to the Baptist church with my mom. I do enjoy going to the Greek church though, probably because I am wired to enjoy it.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Good Friday Morning!  I woke up a little earlier than usual this morning, about 08:20.  I've got a few things to do this morning like get the oil changed, my hair cut, and try to find someone to mow the yard at the house.  I did wake up with a pretty good sized headache, so this could be an interesting day.  This afternoon, Dad will be home by 3:15 and we'll head to Shawnee to eat at Cracker Barrel and make a quick stop at Staples.

[Mr. Morden]

...and try to find someone to mow the yard at the house.

Why not you?

[Joe Biden 2020]

...and try to find someone to mow the yard at the house.

Why not you?

I would, but I don't have a lawn mower over there and it's a lot of hassle taking the lawn mower out of Dad's shop, haul it to the house, get gas for the lawn mower, mow the lawn, load it back up in the Jimmy, haul it back home, and put it back in Dad's shop.  It's a whole lot easier and more convenient to find somebody to pay $30 or $40 to mow the lawn.  The neighbor has mowed my lawn several times and he has his mower with him and all he has to do is drag it about 5 feet and he's in my yard.

[Eraserhead]

Yay, Cracker Barrel...

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/money/companies/2004-05-07-cracker-barrel_x.htm

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Yay, Cracker Barrel...

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/money/companies/2004-05-07-cracker-barrel_x.htm

In OK this article would receive a great big yawn.

[Joe Biden 2020]

That was quick.  I just found someone to mow my lawn.  My first ex-fiancee' actually has offered to mow it for $50.  It's a little more than I was wanting to pay, but she saved me a lot of hassle to find a mower.  I'm meeting her at 13:00 today.

Even though she's kind of crazy, and I don't agree with many things she does, she has not lost my trust.  Plus, I haven't seen her in 3 years since I left ONG.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I'm getting my oil changed right now and having brunch at the same time.  I'm eating now so I can have time to walk around noon time.

[Eraserhead]

That was quick.  I just found someone to mow my lawn.  My first ex-fiancee' actually has offered to mow it for $50.  It's a little more than I was wanting to pay, but she saved me a lot of hassle to find a mower.  I'm meeting her at 13:00 today.

Even though she's kind of crazy, and I don't agree with many things she does, she has not lost my trust.  Plus, I haven't seen her in 3 years since I left ONG.

Okay, now things get interesting!

[Brittain33]

I would, but I don't have a lawn mower over there and it's a lot of hassle taking the lawn mower out of Dad's shop, haul it to the house, get gas for the lawn mower, mow the lawn, load it back up in the Jimmy, haul it back home, and put it back in Dad's shop.  It's a whole lot easier and more convenient to find somebody to pay $30 or $40 to mow the lawn.  The neighbor has mowed my lawn several times and he has his mower with him and all he has to do is drag it about 5 feet and he's in my yard.

Not to get all Inks on you, but what about renting your neighbor's mower for $5 or $10 and doing it yourself?

I do understand the hassle of driving far to get a lawnmower and bringing it back, but given that you have time in excess and no money, well, you can expect some judgment from "the hounds" on this. But whatever.

[Joe Biden 2020]

The problem is he is rarely home when I'm over there.  Catching him is a task all on its own.

[memphis]

Life is a hassle sometimes. A lot of times, actually. Dealing with hassles yourself is good for sometimes

[Sbane]

The problem is he is rarely home when I'm over there.  Catching him is a task all on its own.

Have you heard of a phone?

[Brittain33]

The problem is he is rarely home when I'm over there.  Catching him is a task all on its own.

You have the power to make this happen differently. You can make that choice.

[Keystone Phil]

Ex-fiancé "mowing your lawn?" You devil.

[Eraserhead]

The problem is he is rarely home when I'm over there.  Catching him is a task all on its own.

Have you heard of a phone?

They don't have those in Oklahoma yet.

[Joe Biden 2020]

The problem is he is rarely home when I'm over there.  Catching him is a task all on its own.

Have you heard of a phone?

Don't have his number.  Also, dont know his last name so can't look him up.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Ex-fiancé "mowing your lawn?" You devil.

Haha, she offered and I wanted to see her, her husband, and her daughter.  It's been way too long.

[Joe Biden 2020]

She's at the house now mowing.  They're probably about halfway done.  I went ahead and came on home so I could get ready to go out to eat about an hour from now.  I'll retrieve the key tomorrow.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

She has a husband and daughter now since y'all were engaged? She definitely moves fast!

[Joe Biden 2020]

She has a husband and daughter now since y'all were engaged? She definitely moves fast!

The daughter is 10 1/2 years old, so if we had gotten married, I would have been her step father.  We broke up for the final time in early 2007, and her and her current husband just got married a few months ago.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

10 years old?! She must be older than you then.

[Keystone Phil]

Ex-fiancé "mowing your lawn?" You devil.

Haha, she offered and I wanted to see her, her husband, and her daughter.  It's been way too long.

This has been raised to a disturbingly kinky level...