Update Season VI - "A New Day Dawning"

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Diet soda is just plain disgusting. I'd rather just drink tap water than that crap.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Take them with bread. That's how I take pills.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

How tall is Bushie?

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

How tall is Bushie?

5'8'', if memphis's memory is correct. Yikes.

http://www.halls.md/body-mass-index/bmi.htm

Over the 98th percentile. He'd also have to lose 40 pounds to even get to the 95th percentile. Wow.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Torie is probably going to die after Bushie at this rate.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Um, yeah 9 hours? WTF?

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http://transportation.stanford.edu/pdf/caloriecalc_walk.pdf

Bushie could've burned 340 calories just by walking and thus spending "only" 8 1/2 hours with his family instead of 9.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Bushie needs to take my going to shows and dancing and moshing idea seriously. It would've been easier in SLC obviously.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Remember when I predicted that Bushie dies before Torie?

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http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3txsby/

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Why exactly is the church planting going on in Kenya after all? If it's 80% Christian, that's actually  higher than the US (around 75% Christian) and from what I remember Bushie is going to nowhere near the coastal Muslim areas. I doubt there's any shortage of churches in Kenya.

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http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3tytux/

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I just found out some useless information.  Sometime in my 32nd year, which begins on my 31st birthday, I will have been alive for 1 billion seconds.  As of April 29, I am 22 million away and there are 31 million seconds in a year.

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3tz4ez/

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I think BushOklahoma is a pretty cool guy, eh is lazier and has less of a work ethic than opebo and doesn't afraid of anything.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

I used to be as lazy as Bushie, then I took an arrow to the knee.

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http://transportation.stanford.edu/pdf/caloriecalc_walk.pdf

113 it appears.

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Do the Christians in Kenya not already have churches?

Yeah I pointed that out earlier. Kenya's kind of a weird place to do missionary work, unless you're going to the Muslim areas, which Bushie is not.

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But why can't the Kenyans plant their own churches and recruit their own preachers? Why do they need white Americans to do this for them?

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Bushie all this raving about God using you and the arguably blasphemous trying to speak for God doesn't even address the point. Why is this church planting operation going on in Kenya in the first place? I'd be willing to bet that Kenya has more churches per capita than the US. It strikes me as kind of patronizing to act as if they require white Americans to help them do so. If the problem is that the churches there don't have as much funding then American churches can donate money without sending over skillless people. The whole thing strikes me as pretty pointless, at least donating $30 a month to those kids is a good cause if you don't get this creepy idea that you are now their father. But the cost of sending you to Kenya could probably fund those orphans for about 4-5 years.

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bushie, has god ever told you to stop taking advantage of your (earthly) father?

im not going to lecture you for not having a job, as i think you are mentally unfit at the moment.  but you move back home...and immediately you take your dad's bedroom.  he is 60 and works 60 hours a week, while you cant get out from in front of the tv to even attempt to clean up the yard after a storm?

your dad is either way too kind or he is a pushover.  either way, you are taking advantage of him.

You shouldn't feel pity for his dad. As someone who knows Bushie and his family, I say that Bushie's parents got the son they deserve.

I do remember that Bushie's father is the one who advised him to "step out on a leap of faith" and take that "job" that was an obvious scam and could be confirmed in about 5 minutes on Google, so I'll agree here.

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if at age 30 you cant walk a quarter of a mile without getting worn out, that is a very bad sign.

i am no athlete myself...but a quarter of a mile?

....that's like two blocks in Minneapolis. Holy sh!t. Geez, I just walked twice that just walking back from church just now.

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Yeah I can see myself putting enough weights in a backpack to equal 270 lbs. and still be able to walk a half mile, much less a quarter mile. And I'm sure there's plenty of professional football players who weigh over 270 lbs, even if it's mostly muscle instead. So really that just kind of underscores the point of how badly Bushie is even more.

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That's about the distance and time I walked both ways to church yesterday and less than how far I walked a couple weeks ago (one way!) when I saw The Place Beyond The Pines. That is not much.

[I spent the winter writing songs about getting better]

Wait the guy's just turning 30, and he already has four kids? There's Oklahoma for you, sheesh...smh

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For Bushie: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=160384.0