The Confession Booth: Post something very personal about yourself

[Kitteh]

So, there have been a lot of "hide behind the poll/confession/ etc" threads in the Off-Topic board recently, figured I might make this. This is the thread for all the personal stuff you're willing to admit publicly on the internet. Can be about sex, drugs, mental health, crime, emotions, or just that you once beat a kid up and stole their lunch money in third grade. It doesn't have to be bad, either, it can be something you're happy about too, or something that's just neutral. The only rule is no judging people negatively by what they post; this is a judgement-free zone.

[Kitteh]

I'll start:

I'm into sexual cutting/bloodplay, mostly as the person being cut, not the cutter.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I'm eighteen years old, and the farthest I've gone with a girl is a friendly hug.

[Kitteh]

I'm eighteen years old, and the farthest I've gone with a girl is a friendly hug.

FWIW, that's not really out of the ordinary, and nothing to be ashamed of regardless.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

I'm eighteen years old, and the farthest I've gone with a girl is a friendly hug.

FWIW, that's not really out of the ordinary, and nothing to be ashamed of regardless.

Especially not here.

[Miles]

I'm eighteen almost 21 years old, and the farthest I've gone with a girl is a friendly hug.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Admission of still being a virgin is admitting of something very personal?

If you post on Atlas, there's 80% chance you're yet to get laid.

[afleitch]

Admission of still being a virgin is admitting of something very personal?

If you post on Atlas, there's 80% chance you're yet to get laid.

Except the gays, who either seem to be married and/or having regular sex

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Admission of still being a virgin is admitting of something very personal?

If you post on Atlas, there's 80% chance you're yet to get laid.

Except the gays, who either seem to be married and/or having regular sex

And that is exactly why Rev. Falwell warned us about gays.

[Lambsbread]

I have purchased songs by Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift.

No but seriously, I'm a sexual deviant and I have an affinity for BDSM.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

Admission of still being a virgin is admitting of something very personal?

If you post on Atlas, there's 80% chance you're yet to get laid.

Except the gays, who either seem to be married and/or having regular sex

Gay privilege, dammit.

[minionofmidas]

Admission of still being a virgin is admitting of something very personal?

If you post on Atlas, there's 80% chance you're yet to get laid.

The chance to get laid here, otoh...

[Kitteh]

Admission of still being a virgin is admitting of something very personal?

If you post on Atlas, there's 80% chance you're yet to get laid.

Except the gays, who either seem to be married and/or having regular sex

How I imagine life is the gay guys of Atlas Forum:

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Admission of still being a virgin is admitting of something very personal?

If you post on Atlas, there's 80% chance you're yet to get laid.

Except the gays, who either seem to be married and/or having regular sex

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AllGaysArePromiscuous

[CLARENCE 2015!]

I was dependent on cocaine for nearly 5 years

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

I once fell in love with a total slut. Good thing I knew before I asked her anything.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I was dependent on cocaine for nearly 5 years

You were Freddie Picker?

[Antonio the Sixth]

I'm twenty years old, and the farthest I've gone with a girl is a friendly hug.

[memphis]

Those of you who have yet to touch a female. Is it becuase you don't like them or because they don't like you?  No need to answer that one in a post. Just know thyself. And seize the day. Nobody's getting any younger.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Well, guys, here's your choice:

1 Start being gay
2. Accept you'll remain chaste forever

[Antonio the Sixth]

Those of you who have yet to touch a female. Is it becuase you don't like them or because they don't like you?  No need to answer that one in a post. Just know thyself. And seize the day. Nobody's getting any younger.

Things are a tad more complicated than that... Having many female friends (and actually having found it easier to relate with girls than with guys in recent years), I can easily prove you wrong. You have to factor in things like having Aspergers (coupled with the natural awkwardness related to this kind issues) or my tendency to hold on to obviously unrealistic romantic ideals (laugh if you want).

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Don't be friends with girls. There's your problem.

[HagridOfTheDeep]

I was once babysitting my aunt's gross dogs, and I let the one dog eat its own shit so I didn't have to stoop down to pick it up.

Is this normal?

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Don't be friends with girls. There's your problem.

You won this thread.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I was once babysitting my aunt's gross dogs, and I let the one dog eat its own shit so I didn't have to stoop down to pick it up.

Is this normal?

I didn't even know dogs did that.  I know guinea pigs do.