The Confession Booth: Post something very personal about yourself

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Uh, I was bullied on-and-off, although never in a particularly vicious or hurtful way, throughout most of elementary and middle school (plus Grade 9) in Riyadh? I never mentioned it to my parents and I don't really tell a lot of people about it. Not really a fun experience, but it didn't wreck me as it wrecks some people.

EDIT: and some people in Grade 10 apparently said less than nice things about me behind my back, like being retarded or making fun of my stuttering. sh**t happens.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

Riyadh?

Riyadh? You lived in Saudi Arabia?

[Small Business Owner of Any Repute]

When I was a teenager a bunch of friends and I went drinking. We loaded into a car, and on a really dark mountain road, we hit a pedestrian. I freaked out, bashed his head in with a shovel, stuffed his body in a burlap sack, and then dumped him off into the river. When all was said and done, my friends and I all made a pact to never speak of the incident again.

I figure it's okay for me to talk about it now though since all of my friends have died in mysterious accidents, each on the anniversary of that fateful night.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

I killed a prostitute once...yes, it was Grand Theft Auto 4, but none the less, I killed a Prostitute. I then evaded the cops from Bohan and made my way to Alderney.

[Supersonic]

I killed a prostitute once...yes, it was Grand Theft Auto 4, but none the less, I killed a Prostitute. I then evaded the cops from Bohan and made my way to Alderney.

I hope you took the money she most likely had on her.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I killed a prostitute once...yes, it was Grand Theft Auto 4, but none the less, I killed a Prostitute. I then evaded the cops from Bohan and made my way to Alderney.

And that was the closest Sanchez ever got to getting laid.

[Torie]

Mirror mirror on the wall, was The Mikado right to lock it after all?

[Antonio the Sixth]

Mirror mirror on the wall, was The Mikado right to lock it after all?

Honestly, I didn't expect much productive discussion to come out of this thread either. But still, it's a matter of principle.

[Mr. Morden]

I was a member of the Earth expedition ship, the Icarus, which was dispatched on a research mission to Z'ha'dum late in 2256.  While on the expedition, we inadvertently awakened an ancient race known as the "Shadows", whereupon all of us on the expedition were either killed or made servants of the Shadows.  I pledged to serve the Shadows in any way they asked.

At the request of my associates, I recruited Centauri Ambassador Londo Mollari to entangle the Centauri in an alliance, helping them to make war on the Narn.  I am thus indirectly responsible for the conquest of the Narn Regime, the destruction of their homeworld, and the enslavement of their people.  The guilt for my actions weighs heavily on me, so I try to distract myself by posting on an internet messageboard about US politics.  Unfortunately, my other life has, on occasion, caught up with me here.  I brought my associates to the quarters of another Atlas moderator known as "The Vorlon" and, well, I've already given away far too many spoilers for those of you who haven't watched the reenactments of my adventures on TV, so I'll stop there.

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Riyadh?

Riyadh? You lived in Saudi Arabia?

Yeah, for 10 years.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

This thread is terrible and you should all feel bad for posting here.

Except Morden.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

This thread is terrible and you should all feel bad for posting here.

Except Morden.

Aww but

[politicus]

I once hit a guy in the eye with a billiard club.

He was a neo-nazi and much bigger than me and was in the process of beating one of my friends quite badly before I did it, but I still don't like the thought that I might have blinded him.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

I once hit a guy in the eye with a billiard club.

He was a neo-nazi and much bigger than me and was in the proces of beating one of my friends quite badly before I did it, but I still dont like the tought that I might have blinded him.

You are a hero.

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

I once hit a guy in the eye with a billiard club.

He was a neo-nazi and much bigger than me and was in the process of beating one of my friends quite badly before I did it, but I still don't like the thought that I might have blinded him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=il59S3HT6jI

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

I once hit a guy in the eye with a billiard club.

He was a neo-nazi and much bigger than me and was in the proces of beating one of my friends quite badly before I did it, but I still dont like the tought that I might have blinded him.

You are a hero.

FF, indeed.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I once hit a guy in the eye with a billiard club.

He was a neo-nazi and much bigger than me and was in the process of beating one of my friends quite badly before I did it, but I still don't like the thought that I might have blinded him.

[🐒Gods of Prosperity🔱🐲💸]

When I was a kid I wished I was black.  Or green.   

True story.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I will think about you all who crap all over my suggestions and advice tonight when I hop into bed with my current girl.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I will think about you all who crap all over my suggestions and advice tonight when I hop into bed with my current girl.

Andrew got his d[inks] chopped off?

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

When I was a kid I wished I was black.  Or green.   

True story.

Were you that insecure about your junk?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I will think about you all who crap all over my suggestions and advice tonight when I hop into bed with my current girl.

Andrew got his d[inks] chopped off?

He doesn't know about her...

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I will think about you all who crap all over my suggestions and advice tonight when I hop into bed with my current girl.

Andrew got his d[inks] chopped off?

He doesn't know about her...

Would The People approve of infidelity?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I will think about you all who crap all over my suggestions and advice tonight when I hop into bed with my current girl.

Andrew got his d[inks] chopped off?

He doesn't know about her...

Would The People approve of infidelity?

The People approve of love, in whatever capacity it shows itself. I still love Andrew with all my heart, but sometimes I get lonely while he is in texas.

[Grumpier Than Thou]

I know that feel.