The Most Important Election Ever

[Kitteh]

Go.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Write-in: that thing that electrocutes your abs

[Pessimistic Antineutrino]

No comment.

But Vader, because since 2007 he's really expanded outreach to the Troll community as well as the Wookie Alliance of Idaho, something cock and a clandestine butt scratch have failed to do.

Darth Vader: 236 EV
Getting really high: 182 EV
Cock: 44 EV
a clandestine butt scratch: 73 EV
sweater kittens: 0 EV
a gypsy curse

Alaska implodes.

[Maxwell]

No comment.

But Vader, because since 2007 he's really expanded outreach to the Troll community as well as the Wookie Alliance of Idaho, something cock and a clandestine butt scratch have failed to do.

Darth Vader: 236 EV
Getting really high: 182 EV
Cock: 44 EV
a clandestine butt scratch: 73 EV
sweater kittens: 0 EV
a gypsy curse

Alaska implodes.

That looks about right, actually haha.

[Antonio the Sixth]

what is this i don't even

[Lambsbread]

Tough choice between the cock and the buttscratcher, but you figure you can accomplish the latter's job with the former. And I have homoerotic tendencies. Cock it is.

[MASHED POTATOES. VOTE!]

Crap people

[Oldiesfreak1854]

Probably Cock.  Darth Vader as president is almost as bad as Al Franken being an accidental Senator.

[Torie]

Well, well, things are picking up around here for the Maytag Man. I invite Comrade Kitteh to PM me to try to persuade me that he [she] should not get infraction points for this, and I muse that if perhaps he [she] cleaned up the poll a bit that might be a plus factor for him [her] (assuming one can edit polls as well as text).  Another option is for him [her] to delete this thread, or ask me to, which might work in his [her] favor.

In the meantime, thread locked. Have a nice day everyone.

A veritable plethora of male references indeed, yes. Rather laborious to fix it.  Sorry Ms. Kitteh. I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Update: Ms Kitteh had her way with me, and swept me off my feet. Vote away, but this thread will become a hidden treasure, only to be savored by the cognescenti.