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« Reply #25 on: June 20, 2013, 06:09:44 pm »
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If its a warmongering gorrilla and a new world order wanting republican, I really hope my third party (the Fundamentalist Party) or some really good provoking party can take the white house... do you have the list of presidents from 2016-2100?

The Republican doesn't want a New World Order, he is criticizing the Gorilla, saying that he will cause a New World Order, because of how much countries the gorilla is persuading to join Amerinchanada.

Oh *epic facepalm* do you have a list of the Presidents?
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« Reply #26 on: June 20, 2013, 07:07:35 pm »
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If its a warmongering gorrilla and a new world order wanting republican, I really hope my third party (the Fundamentalist Party) or some really good provoking party can take the white house... do you have the list of presidents from 2016-2100?

The Republican doesn't want a New World Order, he is criticizing the Gorilla, saying that he will cause a New World Order, because of how much countries the gorilla is persuading to join Amerinchanada.

Oh *epic facepalm* do you have a list of the Presidents?

OK, here is the list:

2017-2021: Chris Christie/Marco Rubio

2021-2029: Elizabeth Warren/ Andrew Cuomo

2029-2033:Andrew Cuomo/Claire McCaskill

The imaginary presidents start here:

2033-2041:Mike Wicker/David Sheen

2041-2049: Jack Bush (no relation to other Bush family)/ Jack Call

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« Reply #27 on: June 20, 2013, 07:08:22 pm »
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2049-2057:Joseph Davidson/ Dick Richardson

2057-2061: James Ronald/ Julie James

2061-2069: Winston Reagan Eisenhower/ Paul Howard

2069-2073: Paul Howard/Ryan Smith

2073-2081: William Joseph/Rick Connolly

2081-2089: Gary Stevenson/ John Wayne (not the actor)

2089-2097: The Fundamentalist Party:Jack Enderman II/ Joe Enderman

2097-2101: Tom Donaldson/ Alan Whitfield

2101-2103:Joseph Rilson/ Steve Wonderson

2103-Present: Winelt Roolson/No VP

That is it so far.
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« Reply #28 on: June 21, 2013, 12:37:42 pm »
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Part 5 will be up tomorrow.
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« Reply #29 on: June 21, 2013, 10:01:19 pm »
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Glad to see Jack made it. Smiley

Amerinchanada should establish the Republic of Enchilada on some island somewhere, and absorb it, forming Amerinchanadaenchilada. That would be... beyond amazing.

I have a feeling that this is just starting to get good... I would cast my vote for Roolson, if I hadn't gotten myself sucked into a black hole somewhere.
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« Reply #30 on: June 22, 2013, 04:04:31 pm »
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Now it is time for part 5!!!!

Election Day is only 4 months away. Joseph Rilson won the Republican Primaries, and Winelt Roolson is running for reelection. Rilson is leading Roolson in the polls. Roolson is telling the people that peace has never solved any problems in history, we have to fight to win. Meanwhile, the leaders of Americhanada set up a meeting with the Russian president, Vladimir Putin III, about attacking Poland. Vladimir Putin says that this will not work, and refuses to join. India and China also leave, because they are starting to think that Winelt Roolson is becoming crazy. At least we have Canada, right? WRONG!! They also decide to break the alliance, and we are all alone. This makes the whole world dislike Roolson. Roolson starts saying to himself "What is a gorilla doing as president? What have I done? I'm the first president to launch a nuke since Harry Truman! I killed millions of people with my nuclear attacks, and I didn't even care! I should just go back to roaming in the forest, like my ancestors!"

Later, he decides to give away America to Poland. America is now under communist rule (Poland became a communist country again in 2032. It is a communist dictatorship.) Roolson's approval rate is now at 0.01%. Poland still lets America have a presidential election, except the winner would be the "Vice Dictator." Poland's name is now The United Country of Polanica. The 2104 election is over! Here are the results:





(Note: Canada took Idaho with them when we broke up.)

Electoral College Results:

Republican: Joseph Rilson - 519 EVs

Democratic: Winelt Roolson - 12 EVs

After the election, people started to torment Roolson for his decision. His life was ruined forever. On November 15th, 2104 Roolson died. He died from a hater throwing a huge stone at him, causing his brain to bleed, which eventually led to his death ): ! After his death, people started to realize that he wasn't so bad after all, and the dictator decided to build a huge 1,000 ft. statue for him. The person who threw the stone was arrested. Rilson, and a lot of other people, attended Roolson's funeral. It was now Rilson's job to try to overthrow the communist government, and end WW3!

Does America live under communism forever? When does WW3 end? How does Rilson do as Vice Dictator? Stay tuned to find out!



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RIP Winelt Roolson
       2045-2104

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« Reply #31 on: June 22, 2013, 04:20:28 pm »
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This is the best thing ever.
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There is a lot of humor to be mined from this as the mind of LBJ in the body of an 18 month old baby girl is quite hilarious.

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« Reply #32 on: June 23, 2013, 05:42:53 pm »
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Part 6 will be up tomorrow!

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« Reply #33 on: June 23, 2013, 05:54:55 pm »
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« Reply #34 on: June 24, 2013, 07:00:42 pm »
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It is now time for Part 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you for the positive comments, and sorry for the long wait!!!!!!!!!!!!

Go to reply #30 if you haven't seen Part 5 yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Winelt Roolson is dead, and it is Joseph Rilson's job to try to overthrow the communist government of Polenica, and fight for American independence! Sadly for now he is just Vice Dictator. Him and some former U.S. congressmen (congress doesn't exist anymore) set up a meeting one evening. They were discussing on how they would overthrow the communist government. After a long debate, they decided that they would secretly assassinate the dictator of Poland, so Rilson can replace him, and play another Mikhail Gorbachev. They would do this next Sunday morning. The dictator demands his bodyguards to leave him alone, so he can on his balcony, and enjoy nature every Sunday morning. At first Rilson didn't want to do this, but then he realized it was for the good of his country. Moving on to WW3, Polenica and Swanceany fight another battle near Vienna, Austria to see who will conquer Austria. Polenica defeats Swanceany mainly because the US was forced to help. This was one of the most bloodiest battles in Swanceanyian history. Polenica now has Austria. Later on, Swanceany gets help from China (a former member of Amerinchanada), and defeats Polenica badly in a battle for Italy. It seems like WW3 will never end! Later on, the Sunday came where Rilson had to assassinate the dictator of Poland. Rilson was right behind the dictator. He was just about the shoot the dictator, when suddenly he turns back, and he caught him. Rilson, and the former U.S. congressman involved in the meeting were sent to prison for life! He then abolishes all American elections, and the office of Vice Dictator.

Does the communist government ever get overthrown? Will America ever be the same? What are the results of WW3? Stay tuned to find out.

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« Reply #35 on: June 25, 2013, 09:27:14 am »
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Younsaid roolson was the second animals to
Run for prez, who was the first?
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« Reply #36 on: June 25, 2013, 09:48:41 am »
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His name was Tim June. He ran in 2072 as a Republican. He lost to Democrat William Joseph.
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« Reply #37 on: June 25, 2013, 02:40:28 pm »
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What kind of animal was he?
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« Reply #38 on: June 25, 2013, 04:38:27 pm »
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What kind of animal was he?

He was a giraffe.
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« Reply #39 on: June 25, 2013, 05:32:45 pm »
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It is now time for Part 7!!!!!!!!!!!

Joseph Rilson is in prison. The dictator has no one to stop him now! Polenica conquers Czech Republic and Slovakia. America is dead. One day there was a protest, complaining about the communist government. They were all shot about an hour later by the dictator. The dictator later on signs a gun ban into law. Everyone had their guns taken away, so no one could defend themselves. Polenica was a total police state now, and people rarely left their homes. Joseph and the congressmen had to suffer in prison for 2 years, before a miracle occurred. One of the American policeman wanted them to escape, so he guided them trough a secret underground tunnel, and they escaped right outside the fence. They would be in huge trouble if anyone saw them, so the policeman took them to his house (which was government owned, obviously! Oh, communism!), and hid them in his basement.The policemen's name was Robert Dole Ronald. When government officials did their weekly search trough the house, Robert had to hide Rilson and the congressmen in boxes. Luckily they never searched trough the boxes. Robert's wife fed them regularly. After caring for them for about a year, Robert decided that they needed to talk about how they are going to overthrow the communist government. They needed to end the dictator's life somehow. They decided that they would call officials from the dictators house (sorta like the White House for our country) for a meeting. They finally decided that they would try to bomb the dictators house. The officials would first plant a bomb under the house when the dictator goes to walk his dog. The bomb will explode at the middle of the night, when the dictator is asleep. Their story was a success!Finally, something positive happening! The dictator dies on June 8, 2109. Instead of automatically making Joseph Rilson president, the people decide that they are going to have another election. It will take place next year, 2110. They are going to use the electoral college system. The dictator's name was Mike Zły Człowiek.

What are the results of the 2110 Presidential Election? How does Poland change, now that America is in charge of it? How will this affect WW3? Stay tuned to find out!

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« Reply #40 on: June 25, 2013, 06:04:02 pm »
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« Reply #41 on: June 26, 2013, 03:24:58 pm »
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I'm not continuing this timeline anymore. Anyone can feel free to finish the timeline though. Please do it! Thank you! I might be leaving this website.
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« Reply #42 on: June 26, 2013, 03:33:57 pm »
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« Reply #43 on: June 26, 2013, 03:50:24 pm »
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« Reply #44 on: June 28, 2013, 05:07:25 pm »
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