Update Season VII: "The OK Corral"

[Joe Biden 2020]

Anyway, my dinner consisted of the following:

Subway:
Footlong ham and cheese on white, mustard, pickles, and lettuce only.
No chips, no cookies
Large Diet Coke.

580 calories for a grand total on the day of 1,310.

EDIT:  I've had 1,290 today.

Subway.com says that's 750 calories, but ok.

I'm seeing between 630 and 670 depending on the cheese used.

It was american cheese.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

I still might get a job while I'm going to school, but my point with the girlfriend is that I don't want to search until I get THE job, not A job and until after I move.  A job at the local Subway or whatever is not enough to support a girlfriend.

Why the heck would you be 'supporting' a girlfriend?  Don't women work in Oklahoma?

Yeah, outside of the occasional dinner, why would you be supporting her? Just don't get engaged within the first 2 days of knowing each other.

Oh, you mean speed dating doesn't work?  Maybe that's been my problem. [/sarcasm]

AS entertaining as it was to watch, I'd prefer next time you took your time, wooed her, swept her off her feet, take her out on lovely dinners, talk of the future but plan cautiously. Those kind of things. You can do it. I just know it.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Funny, I placed 0 X's.  As I said, I know who I am, and I'm comfortable in my own skin.

Actually, I'll X option 2.  I've already admitted that, so I'm fine.

Yes, I remember that, now.  I can't remember which option was which, but I thought about changing the impulsive option, but for some reason or another I didn't.

That's the only one you would consider changing?

Like I said, I'd have to see the options again to know which ones I would change.  Could you be so kind as to repost the list of options, please?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Well, it was right above the post that I linked to, but here you go:

OK, Jeff, just for funsies... put an X by the things that describe you:

[  ] failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest
[  ] deceitfulness, as indicated by repeated lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure
[  ] impulsivity or failure to plan ahead
[  ] irritability and aggressiveness, as indicated by repeated physical fights or assaults
[  ] reckless disregard for safety of self or others
[  ] consistent irresponsibility, as indicated by repeated failure to sustain consistent work behavior or honor financial obligations
[  ] lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another

[Joe Biden 2020]

I will check Options 2, 3, and 6.

I would check Option 7, but I am genuinely remorseful, even if I don't wear it on my sleeve.

[Sopranos Republican]

Ok, so here's a spatial test, which gives you a score. The answers are at the bottom, so don't scroll all the way down. FWIW, I got a 13.
http://www.kent.ac.uk/careers/tests/spatialtest.htm

I got 11.

I also scored 11.

[opebo]

Oh, you mean speed dating doesn't work?  Maybe that's been my problem. [/sarcasm]

AS entertaining as it was to watch, I'd prefer next time you took your time, wooed her, swept her off her feet, take her out on lovely dinners, talk of the future but plan cautiously. Those kind of things. You can do it. I just know it.

Duke, you're one of the few contributors here who actually give Bushie some positive encouragement.  Good for you - after all, he is our Bushie.

I for one second this - while I don't think macro political/economic conditions allow for Bushie to 'succeed' in terms of employment, I think he might have some success in terms of dating despite this.

[Joe Biden 2020]

It is Thursday, June 6, 2013 which means I have exactly 2 weeks until I leave for the Nyanza Province in Western Kenya!

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I will check Options 2, 3, and 6.

I would check Option 7, but I am genuinely remorseful, even if I don't wear it on my sleeve.

So that's 3 or 4 out of 7... that's not a good thing, you know.

[Eraserhead]

Bushie, for the sake of the forum, please get on eharmony/Chrsitianmingle right now! Or better yet, get on okcupid! It's free!

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Bushie, for the sake of the forum, please get on eharmony/Chrsitianmingle right now! Or better yet, get on okcupid! It's free!

He never will with Inks discouraging him. But it would be so good for him to get out of the house. He would feel alive once again! And we'd hear some great stories in the process!

[Eraserhead]

Bushie, for the sake of the forum, please get on eharmony/Chrsitianmingle right now! Or better yet, get on okcupid! It's free!

He never will with Inks discouraging him. But it would be so good for him to get out of the house. He would feel alive once again! And we'd hear some great stories in the process!

Yep, it'd be better than driving all the way out to Alva just so he can stay overnight and watch motel porn. Cheaper too.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Bushie, for the sake of the forum, please get on eharmony/Chrsitianmingle right now! Or better yet, get on okcupid! It's free!

He never will with Inks discouraging him. But it would be so good for him to get out of the house. He would feel alive once again! And we'd hear some great stories in the process!

Yep, it'd be better than driving all the way out to Alva just so he can stay over night and watch motel porn. Cheaper too.

Exactly. Why is he so concerned about spending money on a girl when he spends it like he has tons anyway? I just joined the okcupid site to search for more ladies for Bushie but I can't figure it out. Anyone know how this works?

[Sopranos Republican]

Ok, so here's a spatial test, which gives you a score. The answers are at the bottom, so don't scroll all the way down. FWIW, I got a 13.
http://www.kent.ac.uk/careers/tests/spatialtest.htm

I got 11.

I also scored 11.

Actually scratch that, retook it because I was bored, without looking at any of the answers, and I got 14 this time.

[Joe Biden 2020]

I will check Options 2, 3, and 6.

I would check Option 7, but I am genuinely remorseful, even if I don't wear it on my sleeve.

So that's 3 or 4 out of 7... that's not a good thing, you know.

No, it's not a good thing, but I'm trying to change those.  The change is not going to happen overnight.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Changing the subject just a little bit.  But, there is one subject I haven't brought up in a while, but I'm going to now.  CHRISTMAS.  One month from yesterday, Friday, July 5, 2013, I will be breaking out the Christmas Music for my 32nd Christmas.   Yes, indeed, after I get back from Kenya and after the 4th of July has come and gone, I will be turning my holiday attention to Christmas 2013!

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

I will check Options 2, 3, and 6.

I would check Option 7, but I am genuinely remorseful, even if I don't wear it on my sleeve.

So that's 3 or 4 out of 7... that's not a good thing, you know.

No, it's not a good thing, but I'm trying to change those.  The change is not going to happen overnight.

Did you ever think that some of those things may not be things you can change on your own?  That checklist right there is a checklist for part of the diagnosis for antisocial personality disorder.  I'm not saying that's what you have, but checking off 3 of those on that list should motivate you to actually seek some mental help and get an actual diagnosis for what's wrong with you.

[World politics is up Schmitt creek]

Changing the subject just a little bit.  But, there is one subject I haven't brought up in a while, but I'm going to now.  CHRISTMAS.  One month from yesterday, Friday, July 5, 2013, I will be breaking out the Christmas Music for my 32nd Christmas.   Yes, indeed, after I get back from Kenya and after the 4th of July has come and gone, I will be turning my holiday attention to Christmas 2013!

Bushie, I really, really love the beautiful and meaningful traditional Christmases that my family and I have, and I spend a lot of time thinking about and preparing for them as each passing year wears to an end, but that's almost half the calendar away.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Changing the subject just a little bit.  But, there is one subject I haven't brought up in a while, but I'm going to now.  CHRISTMAS.  One month from yesterday, Friday, July 5, 2013, I will be breaking out the Christmas Music for my 32nd Christmas.   Yes, indeed, after I get back from Kenya and after the 4th of July has come and gone, I will be turning my holiday attention to Christmas 2013!

Bushie, I really, really love the beautiful and meaningful traditional Christmases that my family and I have, and I spend a lot of time thinking about and preparing for them as each passing year wears to an end, but that's almost half the calendar away.

I don't care what the calendar says.  I can listen to Christmas music year round.  In fact, one of the first full albums that I downloaded on my iTunes on my iPhone was Cristy Lane's Christmas Classics.  I listen to that occasionally.  It soothes me and helps me relax.  I'm already checking out Hobby Lobby for their Christmas decorations, and yes I am counting down not just the days, but the hours, as well.

[Хahar 🤔]

Changing the subject just a little bit.  But, there is one subject I haven't brought up in a while, but I'm going to now.  CHRISTMAS.  One month from yesterday, Friday, July 5, 2013, I will be breaking out the Christmas Music for my 32nd Christmas.   Yes, indeed, after I get back from Kenya and after the 4th of July has come and gone, I will be turning my holiday attention to Christmas 2013!

Bushie, I really, really love the beautiful and meaningful traditional Christmases that my family and I have, and I spend a lot of time thinking about and preparing for them as each passing year wears to an end, but that's almost half the calendar away.

Are you not aware of what it means to focus on Christmas?

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Just get Spotify premium and you can listen to crap all the time on your iPhone.

How are you liking your iPhone, bushie? Better than those godforsaken droid phones?

[Joe Biden 2020]

Changing the subject just a little bit.  But, there is one subject I haven't brought up in a while, but I'm going to now.  CHRISTMAS.  One month from yesterday, Friday, July 5, 2013, I will be breaking out the Christmas Music for my 32nd Christmas.   Yes, indeed, after I get back from Kenya and after the 4th of July has come and gone, I will be turning my holiday attention to Christmas 2013!

Bushie, I really, really love the beautiful and meaningful traditional Christmases that my family and I have, and I spend a lot of time thinking about and preparing for them as each passing year wears to an end, but that's almost half the calendar away.

Are you not aware of what it means to focus on Christmas?

Yeah, most everyone here would agree with Nathan, but they know me well enough that they have stopped quarreling with me over that.  They just know it's classic Bushie.  They realize that is probably the most pointless of all the debates they engage in with me.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Just get Spotify premium and you can listen to crap all the time on your iPhone.

How are you liking your iPhone, bushie? Better than those godforsaken droid phones?

I really like my iPhone.  I'm kind of eating my words in a way.  I vowed a long time ago never to buy anything that has a piece of half eaten fruit as its logo.  I was so much a Microsoft/Android person all the way.  I still do not like Mac computers, but the iPhone is a pretty cool little toy!

I bought a charging case with my iPhone, so while the phone is off the charger, the case itself will continue to charge the phone until the case runs out of charge.  I plug it in to one charger and it charges both the phone and the case pretty rapidly.  The case charge lasts about 6-7 hours depending on how much its used and then it takes another 2-3 hours to get down to the 65-70% range where I like to charge mine up at.  So, I have a good 8-10 hours of a charge and the battery is still well north of 50%.  I bet if I were to let it lose all of its charge, it would last a good 12, maybe 13 hours.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Just get Spotify premium and you can listen to crap all the time on your iPhone.

How are you liking your iPhone, bushie? Better than those godforsaken droid phones?

I really like my iPhone.  I'm kind of eating my words in a way.  I vowed a long time ago never to buy anything that has a piece of half eaten fruit as its logo.  I was so much a Microsoft/Android person all the way.  I still do not like Mac computers, but the iPhone is a pretty cool little toy!

There you go! Now you can buy a Mac and iPad to go along with your iPhone! It's okay. And before you know it, you'll be going to Starbucks like me! The transformation has begun!

Did you know iPhone users have more sex than Droid users? Food for thought.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

And then Jeff ignores what I say again...