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Kitteh
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« on: May 07, 2013, 09:25:03 PM »
« edited: May 07, 2013, 09:26:40 PM by ☭ Comrade Kitteh ☭ »
This was inspired by the snowstalker quote in my sig, and the fact that May is National Masturbation Month.

Option 1 for me.
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« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2013, 09:30:37 PM »
Option 1 (normal)
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« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2013, 09:35:10 PM »
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Kitteh
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« Reply #3 on: May 07, 2013, 09:35:17 PM »
inb4 mods delete this
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Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook
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« Reply #4 on: May 07, 2013, 09:48:29 PM »
It looks like we do have female members. Two people voted never.
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« Reply #5 on: May 07, 2013, 09:54:08 PM »
Quote from: We love you, Bacon King on May 07, 2013, 09:48:29 PM
It looks like we do have female members. Two people voted never.

Girls masturbate too.

No I am not answering this question, just posting to point out that obvious fact.
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Kitteh
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« Reply #6 on: May 07, 2013, 09:54:51 PM »
Quote from: We love you, Bacon King on May 07, 2013, 09:48:29 PM
It looks like we do have female members. Two people voted never.

>_>
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TJ in Oregon
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« Reply #7 on: May 07, 2013, 10:00:41 PM »


Voted Option 11
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« Reply #8 on: May 07, 2013, 10:03:35 PM »
I'd post a dead kitten but I might get infracted for that.
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Hatman 🍁
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« Reply #9 on: May 07, 2013, 10:07:34 PM »
There's a national masturbation month?
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Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck
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« Reply #10 on: May 07, 2013, 10:09:41 PM »
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Miles
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« Reply #11 on: May 07, 2013, 10:10:49 PM »
Option 1 and, surprisingly enough, its rarely ever to Katy Perry.
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Bacon King
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« Reply #12 on: May 07, 2013, 10:14:33 PM »
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Snowstalker Mk. II
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« Reply #13 on: May 07, 2013, 10:16:42 PM »
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« Reply #14 on: May 07, 2013, 10:27:49 PM »
About 2 days.

I don't recommend briefly relaxing every day. You build up a tolerance after a while.
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Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook
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« Reply #15 on: May 07, 2013, 10:32:09 PM »
Quote from: ftr i haven't masturbated in 8 days on May 07, 2013, 10:27:49 PM
About 2 days.

I don't recommend briefly relaxing every day. You build up a tolerance after a while.

But it helps me get to sleep sometimes!
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Antonio the Sixth
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« Reply #16 on: May 07, 2013, 10:34:11 PM »
OK, now that's REALLY getting old.
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« Reply #17 on: May 07, 2013, 11:03:30 PM »
Quote from: We love you, Bacon King on May 07, 2013, 10:32:09 PM
Quote from: ftr i haven't masturbated in 8 days on May 07, 2013, 10:27:49 PM
About 2 days.

I don't recommend briefly relaxing every day. You build up a tolerance after a while.

But it helps me get to sleep sometimes!
Indeed.  I'm not sure how people sleep with out it.
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Fmr President & Senator Polnut
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« Reply #18 on: May 08, 2013, 12:52:20 AM »
I'm somewhat amazed at the length of time Kitteh's inappropriate threads last...
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« Reply #19 on: May 08, 2013, 05:20:47 AM »
I partook in a "brief relaxation" before bed last night.  Slept like a baby. 
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Lambsbread
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« Reply #20 on: May 08, 2013, 05:20:59 AM »
Roughly 8 hours

Which brought my total up to about 12-13 times this month
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« Reply #21 on: May 08, 2013, 05:24:40 AM »
Quote from: We love you, Bacon King on May 07, 2013, 09:48:29 PM
It looks like we do have female members. Two people voted never.

Sounds like someone's bitter over a sexual experience gone miserable
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SUSAN CRUSHBONE
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« Reply #22 on: May 08, 2013, 05:25:14 AM »
Quote from: R2D2 on May 08, 2013, 05:20:59 AM
Roughly 8 hours

Which brought my total up to about 12-13 times this month

…and now my mind is preoccupied with the question of how exactly a droid would masturbate. THANKS OBAMA!
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« Reply #23 on: May 08, 2013, 05:27:15 AM »
Quote from: a Person on May 08, 2013, 05:25:14 AM
…and now my mind is preoccupied with the question of how exactly a droid would masturbate. THANKS OBAMA!

I'm sure there's got to be a button or something
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Oakvale
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« Reply #24 on: May 08, 2013, 05:33:54 AM »
Why is it that, unlike most of society, parts of the Atlas forum have apparently failed to grasp that there is such thing as oversharing?
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