The Update for Everybody Else

[King]

I had three small hamburgers at McDonalds.  Small fries.  Small coke. 2 Big Macs and a side salad.  500 calories max.

A spoonful of fries?

[King]

I had three small hamburgers at McDonalds.  Small fries.  Small coke. 2 Big Macs and a side salad.  500 calories max.

A spoonful of fries?

A large spoonful.  Last night I ate horribly. Beef shish kabob and a cucumber and tomato salad. That had to be worse than McDonald's, right?

Sounds Islamic so probably.

[King]

I'm going to Vegas on Sunday for a whole week.  Some much needed relaxation.

[King]

I found a dog at my doorstep this morning.  I tried to read the name on the collar but it ripped off and then a windgust came and flew it into the garbage disposal.

I think I'll keep him and call him Winfield.

[King]

I decided to go on the Bushie diet for today.  I went to Dairy Queen and got a nice small flamethrower double cheeseburger with fries and a small mint chocolate chip shake.

Quite nice.

[King]

I decided to go on the Bushie diet for today.  I went to Dairy Queen and got a nice small flamethrower double cheeseburger with fries and a small mint chocolate chip shake.

Quite nice.

250 Calories maximum, right?

Now you have to take a sh**t and lose 5 pounds

I wish.  Seriously, I don't know how Bushie does it.  It was enjoyable, but I can't imagine eating that more than once a week at the most.

[King]

I accidentally got relaxation on my shirt.  I hate when that happens.

[King]

A fairly hot conservative evangelical girl has me considering faking my beliefs in exchange for a lifelong monogamous relationship with an obedient wife and good looking children.  I'll probably come to my senses later and not go through with it, but I thought I would share that with you all.

[King]

I splurged today and had a small sandwich on thinly sliced bread with a child's handful of chips, a tablespoon of pastrami, and a drop of mustard.

Est 150 kcal.  I had 24 servings.