Newsom's Eleven

[Emperor Charles V]

Rand Paul (R-KY)



Born: 1963
Age: 69
Most Recent Title: US Senator from Kentucky (inc.)
Ideology: Libertarian
Notable Endorsements: Senator Kristi Noem from South Dakota


Wayne Allyn Root (R-NV)



Born: 1961
Age: 71
Most Recent Title: US Senate Minority Leader (inc.), US Senator from Nevada (inc.)
Previous Titles Held: US Senate Majority Leader
Ideology: Libertarian
Notable Endorsements: California Senator Duncan D. Hunter, Former Secretary of Commerce Jon Huntsman, Jr., Supreme Court Justice Kevin Ross

[Sec. of State Superique]

Selena should be the President and Herman Cain should be the VP !

[Kitteh]

Courtesy of the excellent SawxDem:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gkccSN4tJi

[Enderman]

*sigh* haters gonna hate.....

[Snowstalker Mk. II]

*sigh* hatters gonna hate.....

MODEDIT: Snowstalker cannot into funny gifs, so now snowstalker is apologizing for being pedantic

[Consciously Unconscious]

Courtesy of the excellent SawxDem:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gkccSN4tJi

I don't agree that this is a terrible tl, but I wasn't expecting the creepy voice talking about Selena Gomez 0_o.  I burst out laughing.  

[Enderman]

*sigh* hatters gonna hate.....

*facepalm* I'll correct it.

[MadmanMotley]

That awkward moment when you are browsing a political forum and see Selena Gomez in a bikini, and a few seconds later, see The Rock. This is why I love this forum.

[Emperor Charles V]

Courtesy of the excellent SawxDem:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gkccSN4tJi

I know you were trying to make fun of me and this TL but I seriously laughed my ass off listening to that. I sure hope to God that I do not sound like that in twenty years!

[Enderman]

Charles, can we just stop all of this nonsense and continue with your timeline?

[Kitteh]

Courtesy of the excellent SawxDem:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gkccSN4tJi

I know you were trying to make fun of me and this TL but I seriously laughed my ass off listening to that. I sure hope to God that I do not sound like that in twenty years!

I may have been making fun of this, but that doesn't mean I don't want you to continue it

[Morning in Atlas]

Courtesy of the excellent SawxDem:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gkccSN4tJi

I know you were trying to make fun of me and this TL but I seriously laughed my ass off listening to that. I sure hope to God that I do not sound like that in twenty years!

Thanks. Glad you're taking this with a grain of salt.

[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

I want to see how President Gomez deals with North Korea.

[Emperor Charles V]

Charles, can we just stop all of this nonsense and continue with your timeline?

That's what I want to do! I didn't expect that everyone would make a big thing is Selena Gomez running for president. Yes I will continue despite what the hell the haters have to say for themselves.

[Pheurton Skeurto]

Courtesy of the excellent SawxDem:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gkccSN4tJi

Saw wins. That's it. No need to go any further although you are still well within your rights to continue posting this timeline without further interruption by myself or others.It is simply my opinion, however, that Saw wins.

*sigh* haters gonna hate.....

Sometimes I think to myself, "Only 11 year olds say this," however you have proven that my assumption is incorrect because someone that young could not legally be a member of the uselectionatlas.org forum community due to the Terms of Service's compliance with all Federal regulatory requirements specified in the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act of 1998 (15 U.S.C. §§ 6501–6506).

[Emperor Charles V]

Courtesy of the excellent SawxDem:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gkccSN4tJi

Saw wins. That's it. No need to go any further. Saw wins.

*sigh* haters gonna hate.....

Only 11 year olds say this.

Dude, you already made your point that you hate this timeline so why are you reading it like the moderator says?

Also, don't you dare make fun of Enderman. You're calling him an 11-year old while that is not really cool of you to do because it's kind of an insult. He's actually seriously following this timeline and listening to what Bacon King (who is an excellent moderator) has been saying unlike you who is going out of his way to not listen to Bacon King. Man, I heard you the first time. You seriously listen to Bacon King.

And by the way that kind gentleman "Saw" who attempted to make an off-color parody of my timeline did not win even though I admittedly thought it was funny and should probably be impressed at the unprecedented degree of attention my thread is getting. This is not a game, it's a political timeline.

[Morning in Atlas]

And by the way that kind gentleman "Saw" who attempted to make an off-color parody of my timeline did not win even though I admittedly thought it was funny and should probably be impressed at the unprecedented degree of attention my thread is getting. This is not a game, it's a political timeline.

Love you too.

[Spamage]

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MODEDIT: Guys pay attention to this right here srsly just report or PM me if there's problems although at this point I'm watching the thread closely

You shouldn't be proudly exclaiming that you reported someone, on other forums, in my experiences, that's meant to be a private matter. If you want to tell Charles about it, do it by PM.

[Bacon King]

OKAY GUYS.

Friendly neighborhood moderator here. I have deleted a lot of extraneous back and forth and also edited a lot of posts. Listen to spamage, don't be a dick. What sawx did was fine but that's about the limit. Don't throw insults back and forth.

perspective check: this is a board for people to write amateur stories that include presidential elections as a central theme, on a forum of a website dedicated to United States political cartography. the fact that you're even here seeing these posts pretty much excludes you from being able to legitimately insult anybody else here.

[Emperor Charles V]

OKAY GUYS.

Friendly neighborhood moderator here. I have deleted a lot of extraneous back and forth and also edited a lot of posts. Listen to spamage, don't be a dick. What sawx did was fine but that's about the limit. Don't throw insults back and forth.

perspective check: this is a board for people to write amateur stories that include presidential elections as a central theme, on a forum of a website dedicated to United States political cartography. the fact that you're even here seeing these posts pretty much excludes you from being able to legitimately insult anybody else here.

Thank you for setting the record straight BK! You are an excellent moderator!

[Kitteh]

Bacon King is an excellent moderator.

[Pheurton Skeurto]

Bacon King rules. 20RP12 is a loser.














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[H.E. VOLODYMYR ZELENKSYY]

I would give up the ability to speak in exchange for sex with Bacon King.

[Kitteh]

I would give up the ability to speak in exchange for sex with Bacon King.

That's nothing. I would give up the ability to have sex in exchange for being able to speak with Bacon King.

[Enderman]

Seriously Charles, can we just stop all of this nonsense and continue with your timeline?