Update Season VIII - "Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!"

[Joe Biden 2020]

Are you going to tell your dad you want to live full time in Kenya within the next year to year and a half?

Is the dog ok?

I'll tell him when I get home.  The old man needs time to get used to the idea, as well.

He just sent me a picture of JJ, so she's okay. We found out she squats instead of lifts a leg, so she's a girl.

Got to be a troll post. You don't have a dog for that long and not know the sex.

We knew early on, I just hadn't switched it on the forum, yet.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Thanks, Blue Dog!

[Incipimus iterum]

Thanks, Blue Dog!

np

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Are you going to tell your dad you want to live full time in Kenya within the next year to year and a half?

Is the dog ok?

I'll tell him when I get home.  The old man needs time to get used to the idea, as well.

But YOU need to tell him, not your mom telling him.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Are you going to tell your dad you want to live full time in Kenya within the next year to year and a half?

Is the dog ok?

I'll tell him when I get home.  The old man needs time to get used to the idea, as well.

But YOU need to tell him, not your mom telling him.

I plan to tell them both in the car on the way home from the airport.

[Eraserhead]

Are you going to tell your dad you want to live full time in Kenya within the next year to year and a half?

Is the dog ok?

I'll tell him when I get home.  The old man needs time to get used to the idea, as well.

He just sent me a picture of JJ, so she's okay. We found out she squats instead of lifts a leg, so she's a girl.

Got to be a troll post. You don't have a dog for that long and not know the sex.

We knew early on, I just hadn't switched it on the forum, yet.

... the hell?

[Paul Kemp]

So obviously you haven't taken it to the vet yet...

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

What? You had to wait to watch the dog use the bathroom to determine the sex?! That has to be a troll post.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

When I get home, I'm going to turn around and look for a part time evening job in July or August to pay for the kids and to start raising approximately $5,000 so I can spend 60 days here in the summer 2015.

Why not focus on raising $5,000 so you can pay your bills and pay off your debt first?

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

It wasn't rigorous exercise, but it was moving around, rarely sedentary.

That's not exercise.  I'm almost always constantly walking at work, other than my 30 minute break, but I wouldn't say I exercise 7 hours a day.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Are you going to tell your dad you want to live full time in Kenya within the next year to year and a half?

Is the dog ok?

I'll tell him when I get home.  The old man needs time to get used to the idea, as well.

He just sent me a picture of JJ, so she's okay. We found out she squats instead of lifts a leg, so she's a girl.

Virtually all puppies squat to pee, and some female dogs lift their leg to pee.

[Joe Republic]

Virtually all puppies squat to pee, and some female dogs lift their leg to pee.

^ Came here to say that.

There is no possible way anybody can be that stupid to not how to tell if a puppy has a ween or not, or emotionally repressed to not want to even check.  Or maybe this is more evidence that the Bushie clan just doesn't even really give a sh[inks] about the damn dog in the first place.

[patrick1]

It wasn't rigorous exercise, but it was moving around, rarely sedentary.

That's not exercise.  I'm almost always constantly walking at work, other than my 30 minute break, but I wouldn't say I exercise 7 hours a day.

That doesn't matter really.  Someone who works out at the gym for half an hour and then sits on their ass all day burns less calories than someone who is merely active throughout the day. Many also mistakenly reward themselves after the exercise and outeat what they burned by considerable margins.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Yeah, they really must not be paying attention to that poor puppy at all or they are so shamed by sex that checking to see if it had a penis or not was morally wrong.

Either way, it's still a heartbreaking story that they cared so little for poor JJ that they had no idea its sex for a while.

[memphis]

There is no possible way anybody can be that stupid to not how to tell if a puppy has a ween or not, or emotionally repressed to not want to even check. 

This is true. But after all we've been through on the Update, I can suspend disbelief. It's far from the most difficult thing in this saga to believe.

[WalterMitty]

There is no possible way anybody can be that stupid to not how to tell if a puppy has a ween or not, or emotionally repressed to not want to even check. 

This is true. But after all we've been through on the Update, I can suspend disbelief. It's far from the most difficult thing in this saga to believe.

it is clear that the bushie clan is ill prepared for the burdens of dog ownership.

[Mr. Morden]

Retrospectively amusing....

We've renamed him J.J. to fit more of a boy personality.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Retrospectively amusing....

We've renamed him J.J. to fit more of a boy personality.

Yeah, this is like another wtf moment. Did they not know how to ID the sex of a puppy?

Does this mean the dog is now named Blondie?

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

I wonder which will happen first?  Bushie learning for sure which gender the dog is or Bushie telling his father about his plan to move permanently to Kenya?

[Joe Biden 2020]

I have been given permission to reopen the Update thread.  It wasn't I who locked it, unless I accidentally locked it by accident which is completely possible as I was only using my phone for the past two weeks and I've got some fat fingers!

Anyway, here is the next Update:

Good Wednesday Afternoon! I am home! I am a day late getting home, but I am home. We still have four more missionaries to come home. One is en route and the last three should be boarding in JFK as we speak. I've got a busy evening ahead of me, though. I've got to say hi to my Aunt Sherri and Uncle Larry who have been in town since last week and are leaving tomorrow morning. Then, I've got a cookout at church tonight at 18:30 and I'm continuing my series in Luke at 19:30. After the Bible Study, we'll go on over to Choctaw Road Baptist Church for fireworks. It may be 22:00 before I get home and get settled in. The Bible Study will be fun as I've got a decent case of laryngitis. I'm also going to have to call the doctor Monday and try to get into see him as I think I have pulled a muscle in my lower back early on in the trip.

[Bacon King]

if you had the ability to unlock it, then it was you who locked it.

also a friendly note, there appears to be an error in your schedule because it seems to suggest you will be saying hello to your aunt for the next three hours, you might want to double check that

[Torie]

The odds are about 99.99999% that it was your own finger that locked the thread. I won't comment on the matter of whether or not where your finger went was deliberate or accidental. And yes, I looked at this thread, due to its reanimation. So much drama, so little time.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Bushie, are your sermons online yet? I remember you said they would be in June but I never checked and lost the link to your church.

[Joe Biden 2020]

BK, it was very likely I accidentally brushed the lock button when trying to enlarge the screen and didn't know it.

Duke, I'll check this weekend.  I'm going to bed soon after I get home tonight.  This fat mazungoo (white person in Luo) is exhausted! I've been up since 2:00 am CDT.

[Queen Mum Inks.LWC]

Yes, Jeff. It was you who locked it. I gave you 'permission' to test if you could unlock it. Since you could, it means that it was you who locked it originally.