Update Season VIII - "Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!"

[memphis]

The electronic fence thing is expensive. Guarantee you he's lying about that. Anything dad did "over lunch" like putting up missing signs and buying a doghouse is most likely a lie also.

[King]

Okay, I asked several dog owners of my acquaintance, and generally speaking the nipples are significantly less prominent on male dogs, even though they're obviously still present. I thought this was the case but I was less sure than with cats.

I promise I'll drop this subject now.

J.J./Blondie is an asexual trans victimologist.

[Fmr President & Senator Polnut]

The electronic fence thing is expensive. Guarantee you he's lying about that. Anything dad did "over lunch" like putting up missing signs and buying a doghouse is most likely a lie also.

Plus... that seems like a shock-collar... which is downright cruel... just put up a make-shift fence.

[Joe Biden 2020]

The electronic fence thing is expensive. Guarantee you he's lying about that. Anything dad did "over lunch" like putting up missing signs and buying a doghouse is most likely a lie also.

Plus... that seems like a shock-collar... which is downright cruel... just put up a make-shift fence.

The collar would deliver a "safe, static correction" according to the box when she gets out of the designated area and it said it will have her trained in as little as two weeks.  I'll be honest, I'm a little skeptical of the "safe, static correction.", but we don't have the money to put up a fence and it is better than risking her getting under somebody's wheels.  Plus, with a fence, she is a live wire so she would master that fence in no time.  The collar system is $270.

Oh, memphis, we do have a dog house, a pretty big one.

[Bacon King]

The collar system is $270.

[Mr. Morden]

I'll be honest, I'm a little skeptical of the "safe, static correction."

You could always test it on yourself, just to make sure it's safe.  Just program it to give you one electric shock for every day you don't walk for 30 minutes.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

We'll wait until winter to determine the temperature cutoff.  It'll probably be subfreezing temperatures.

She already comes in on the hottest of days (usually over 93 degrees).

If anyone reading this thread thinks comments like those from Mitty and Dukey regarding Jeff Junior's immanent demise are harsh, you need to rethink your position after reading these quotes.

[Joe Biden 2020]

We'll wait until winter to determine the temperature cutoff.  It'll probably be subfreezing temperatures.

She already comes in on the hottest of days (usually over 93 degrees).

If anyone reading this thread thinks comments like those from Mitty and Dukey regarding Jeff Junior's immanent demise are harsh, you need to rethink your position after reading these quotes.

You spelled imminent wrong.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

We'll wait until winter to determine the temperature cutoff.  It'll probably be subfreezing temperatures.

She already comes in on the hottest of days (usually over 93 degrees).

If anyone reading this thread thinks comments like those from Mitty and Dukey regarding Jeff Junior's immanent demise are harsh, you need to rethink your position after reading these quotes.

You spelled imminent wrong.

You can put the correct spelling in Jeff Junior's obituary.

[Joe Biden 2020]

We'll wait until winter to determine the temperature cutoff.  It'll probably be subfreezing temperatures.

She already comes in on the hottest of days (usually over 93 degrees).

If anyone reading this thread thinks comments like those from Mitty and Dukey regarding Jeff Junior's immanent demise are harsh, you need to rethink your position after reading these quotes.

You spelled imminent wrong.

You can put the correct spelling in Jeff Junior's obituary.

Not needed.  JJ's not checking out anytime soon.  There is no mistreatment coming from this family.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Someone needs to call the SPCA on him. I'm not usually one to do that, but waiting till its over 93 degrees and below freezing to take the poor dog inside is mistreatment. I really don't care if it doesn't fit in with Bushie's definition of mistreatment.

This poor dog is just being used as a pawn by his family to fulfill Bushie's "father" fetish just like those Kenyan kids. In a way, I can't blame Bushie for a lot of this. It seems like his family members are monsters themselves.

[Mr. Morden]

This poor dog is just being used as a pawn by his family to fulfill Bushie's "father" fetish just like those Kenyan kids.

And Bushie's leaving the dog to be raised by his parents in ~9 months when he moves out: https://uselectionatlas.org/FORUM/index.php?topic=174552.msg3789445#msg3789445

He can fulfil his father fetish with both the kids and the dog without actually doing the hard work of raising them.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

We'll wait until winter to determine the temperature cutoff.  It'll probably be subfreezing temperatures.

She already comes in on the hottest of days (usually over 93 degrees).

If anyone reading this thread thinks comments like those from Mitty and Dukey regarding Jeff Junior's immanent demise are harsh, you need to rethink your position after reading these quotes.

You spelled imminent wrong.

You can put the correct spelling in Jeff Junior's obituary.

Not needed.  JJ's not checking out anytime soon.  There is no mistreatment coming from this family.

This site suggests otherwise

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

His poor father, who has been completely emasculated by Bushie and his mother, will have to raise JJ until JJ or his father dies. I guess I can't feel too bad for him either if he continues to take mistreatment like that. Literally no one in that household sans his father can do anything for themselves.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Someone needs to call the SPCA on him. I'm not usually one to do that, but waiting till its over 93 degrees and below freezing to take the poor dog inside is mistreatment. I really don't care if it doesn't fit in with Bushie's definition of mistreatment.

This poor dog is just being used as a pawn by his family to fulfill Bushie's "father" fetish just like those Kenyan kids. In a way, I can't blame Bushie for a lot of this. It seems like his family members are monsters themselves.

Oh, hush.  We are not horrible owners.  We love her and are doing what we think is best.  I don't need some arbitrary website to tell me how to take care of her.  Everybody needs to cool it and let us take care of her.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Duke, could you stop insulting my family, please?  They have done nothing to deserve baseless insults.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Anyway, I'm finished talking about the dog.  This is my thread and I can change the conversation.  Since I started losing weight in mid May, I have lost 14.2 lbs.  I started at 275.0 and now I weigh 260.8.  Since I have reached my first goal of 260, my new goal is 245 by September 1.

[Paul Kemp]

I don't need some arbitrary website to tell me how to take care of her.  

What is arbitrary about it? Unless you're talking about this website, which is so "arbitrary" that you need to constantly keep it "updated" with your life "seasons."

Duke, could you stop insulting my family, please?  They have done nothing to deserve baseless insults.

Just because you think they're baseless doesn't mean that they're baseless.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Someone needs to call the SPCA on him. I'm not usually one to do that, but waiting till its over 93 degrees and below freezing to take the poor dog inside is mistreatment. I really don't care if it doesn't fit in with Bushie's definition of mistreatment.

This poor dog is just being used as a pawn by his family to fulfill Bushie's "father" fetish just like those Kenyan kids. In a way, I can't blame Bushie for a lot of this. It seems like his family members are monsters themselves.

Oh, hush.  We are not horrible owners.  We love her and are doing what we think is best.  I don't need some arbitrary website to tell me how to take care of her.  Everybody needs to cool it and let us take care of her.

Really?  People who have studied the matter say no higher than 80 degrees and no lower than 45......but YOU know better?  You don't deserve the dog......give it away so it lives.

[Paul Kemp]

It tells you how bad things are with the dog that Bushie would rather talk about his weight!

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Anyway, I'm finished talking about the dog.  This is my thread and I can change the conversation.  Since I started losing weight in mid May, I have lost 14.2 lbs.  I started at 275.0 and now I weigh 260.8.  Since I have reached my first goal of 260, my new goal is 245 by September 1.

Your pictures say otherwise.

[Paul Kemp]

Also LOL at Bushie's "this is my thread and I can talk about what I want!" A child as ever. I'm expecting another "Jeff 1, Forum 0" soon.

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

The forecast for the next 7 days at Bushie's house is between 95 and 104 degrees, most days near 100.

The dog is better off dead if they don't bring it inside.

[Joe Biden 2020]

Anyway, I'm finished talking about the dog.  This is my thread and I can change the conversation.  Since I started losing weight in mid May, I have lost 14.2 lbs. I started at 275.0 and now I weigh 260.8.  Since I have reached my first goal of 260, my new goal is 245 by September 1.

Your pictures say otherwise.

Pictures add weight.

[Fmr. Pres. Duke]

Baseless? I told you I didn't care what you all did in the past until you start hurting the lives of others. As long as you all kept your destructive lives to yourselves, that was okay.

You are not taking care of this dog. Instead of following advice of others once again, your hubris and pride are getting the best of you and that poor animal will suffer because of it.  

The only person I actually feel sorry for in your family is your father. I don't mean to insult them, but when I am hearing of a blatant mistreating of an animal just so their 31 year old child can call himself its daddy, I can't help but get upset, you know, because I have a heart.