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« Reply #1300 on: July 06, 2013, 12:49:55 PM »
« edited: July 06, 2013, 12:51:40 PM by Duke »

Yeah, I know he isn't either, but his fixation with all these kids coupled with his appearance would make most people think he was a pedophile.

To answer brtd, yeah, sometimes parents get together and socialize during the kids parties. The kids play and the parents drink, talk, etc. But bushie going would be really bizarre since he isn't a parent of any of these kids, nor does he have a wife to go with him. Just a man showing up to these parties alone is a bit strange.
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« Reply #1301 on: July 06, 2013, 12:57:08 PM »

I would imagine that Bushie probably spends more time with the children than the adults at these parties as well.
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« Reply #1302 on: July 06, 2013, 01:36:57 PM »

The only plausible conclusion I can draw is that his fellow Oklahomans understand that he is "special" and invite him out of a desire to be inclusive. It also explains all the supportive comments on facebook and his parents' willingness to tolerate his unhelpfulness. There really is no other explanation.
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« Reply #1303 on: July 06, 2013, 01:38:21 PM »

The only plausible conclusion I can draw is that his fellow Oklahomans understand that he is "special" and invite him out of a desire to be inclusive. It also explains all the supportive comments on facebook and his parents' willingness to tolerate his unhelpfulness. There really is no other explanation.

This has been my theory for some time. It doesn't make sense that he gets away what he does otherwise.
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« Reply #1304 on: July 06, 2013, 03:24:36 PM »

Why do you have to keep tabs on all the children?

Maybe because I choose to?  Anything wrong with that?  I only go to birthday parties for family members or very close friends.  For casual friends, I don't go unless I am specifically invited and even then I don't always go.  In fact, the only reason I go at all is because I am specifically invited.  I am not "special" as in special ed.  I am exactly the same as anyone else, so there's no "inclusiveness obligation".  They include me because I have been around these kids since they were babies, so the kids and the parents feel very comfortable with me.  There is nothing odd here.
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« Reply #1305 on: July 06, 2013, 06:26:14 PM »

Bushie, out of curiosity, what is the typical adult to kid ratio at these kids' birthday parties?
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« Reply #1306 on: July 06, 2013, 06:49:58 PM »

Do these parties involve loving on kids?
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« Reply #1307 on: July 06, 2013, 07:12:36 PM »

Why do you have to keep tabs on all the children?

Maybe because I choose to?  Anything wrong with that?  I only go to birthday parties for family members or very close friends.  For casual friends, I don't go unless I am specifically invited and even then I don't always go.  In fact, the only reason I go at all is because I am specifically invited.  I am not "special" as in special ed.  I am exactly the same as anyone else, so there's no "inclusiveness obligation".  They include me because I have been around these kids since they were babies, so the kids and the parents feel very comfortable with me.  There is nothing odd here.

No, it's okay that you do. I don't think you're a pedophile. But it seems like you do anything you can to make others think you are. Going to a ton of children's birthday parties and playing with the kids is just one of many... Tongue

Do these parties involve loving on kids?

From the sound of it, yes. Bushie did mention in the past how he would also swim with the kids.
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« Reply #1308 on: July 06, 2013, 08:25:06 PM »

Bushie, out of curiosity, what is the typical adult to kid ratio at these kids' birthday parties?


Usually about 3 kids to 2 adults.  Tonight, we had 9 kids to 6 adults.  Normally, we would have had 8 adults, but two were sick.  The 3:2 is not an exact science, but a general rule.

Why do you have to keep tabs on all the children?

Maybe because I choose to?  Anything wrong with that?  I only go to birthday parties for family members or very close friends.  For casual friends, I don't go unless I am specifically invited and even then I don't always go.  In fact, the only reason I go at all is because I am specifically invited.  I am not "special" as in special ed.  I am exactly the same as anyone else, so there's no "inclusiveness obligation".  They include me because I have been around these kids since they were babies, so the kids and the parents feel very comfortable with me.  There is nothing odd here.

No, it's okay that you do. I don't think you're a pedophile. But it seems like you do anything you can to make others think you are. Going to a ton of children's birthday parties and playing with the kids is just one of many... Tongue

Do these parties involve loving on kids?

From the sound of it, yes. Bushie did mention in the past how he would also swim with the kids.

I only swim with the kids every once in a while, maybe once a year or so.  I can't swim, so the best I can do is stay in the shallow end.  Tonight, I didn't swim and was in my regular street clothes, but I was pool side for adult supervision and getting them out of the pool at 1930 so they could get to bed at 2030.
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« Reply #1309 on: July 06, 2013, 08:35:49 PM »

Does anyone else find it odd that Bushie uses military time? Was that brought up in a previous season, and I missed it?
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« Reply #1310 on: July 06, 2013, 08:47:25 PM »

Does anyone else find it odd that Bushie uses military time? Was that brought up in a previous season, and I missed it?

Yeah, you're a little late to the party with that question. Smiley
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« Reply #1311 on: July 06, 2013, 11:09:10 PM »

How does one not know how to swim? It's not rocket science. You rhythmically move your arms and legs together to propel yourself through water. Nothing to it.
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« Reply #1312 on: July 07, 2013, 05:00:34 AM »

Do you actually pick the children up out of the pool, Bushie?

Also, do you often eat at the children's table at these parties?
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« Reply #1313 on: July 07, 2013, 05:28:01 AM »

Do you actually pick the children up out of the pool, Bushie?

Also, do you often eat at the children's table at these parties?

To the first question.  No, I just watch them and tell them to go inside when appropriate.  The kids usually listen to me.

To the second question.  No, I eat at the adult table.  The adult table is often the kids table after the kids have finished eating.
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« Reply #1314 on: July 07, 2013, 05:31:34 AM »

How does one not know how to swim? It's not rocket science. You rhythmically move your arms and legs together to propel yourself through water. Nothing to it.

I have terrible coordination and rhythm.  I took lessons for two years as a kid, but I never caught on.  As I've mentioned before the best I can do is glide from one side to the other, which doesn't really involve the hands or really even the legs, just momentum.
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« Reply #1315 on: July 07, 2013, 05:34:28 AM »

Anyway, good Sunday Morning!  It is 0530 and I am a little too warm to sleep.  I've gotten six hours sleep so far, so if that's all I get, I should be fine for the day.  My alarm is set for 0740 which is two hours away, but I actually left things unfinished from last night.  Mainly, I need to create the Power Point for this morning's worship.
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« Reply #1316 on: July 07, 2013, 05:51:45 AM »

How's the female dog that you guys have for some reason named Jeff Junior doing?
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« Reply #1317 on: July 07, 2013, 06:57:35 AM »

How's the female dog that you guys have for some reason named Jeff Junior doing?

J.J. is growing like a weed.  He's as active as ever and he does come inside during the hottest of temperatures.  We are taking him to the vet tomorrow at 1630.  They wanted to wait until I got home to help them.
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« Reply #1318 on: July 07, 2013, 07:01:54 AM »

Are you going to tell your dad you want to live full time in Kenya within the next year to year and a half?

Is the dog ok?

I'll tell him when I get home.  The old man needs time to get used to the idea, as well.

He just sent me a picture of JJ, so she's okay. We found out she squats instead of lifts a leg, so she's a girl.

How's the female dog that you guys have for some reason named Jeff Junior doing?

J.J. is growing like a weed.  He's as active as ever and he does come inside during the hottest of temperatures.  We are taking him to the vet tomorrow at 1630.  They wanted to wait until I got home to help them.

I am really confused.  Huh

Perhaps the first question to ask the vet: In your expert medical opinion, does this dog have a penis?
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« Reply #1319 on: July 07, 2013, 07:06:57 AM »

It is 0530 and I am a little too warm to sleep.

Is the Air Conditioning not working well at the trailer-home?
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« Reply #1320 on: July 07, 2013, 07:11:51 AM »

Are you going to tell your dad you want to live full time in Kenya within the next year to year and a half?

Is the dog ok?

I'll tell him when I get home.  The old man needs time to get used to the idea, as well.

He just sent me a picture of JJ, so she's okay. We found out she squats instead of lifts a leg, so she's a girl.

How's the female dog that you guys have for some reason named Jeff Junior doing?

J.J. is growing like a weed.  He's as active as ever and he does come inside during the hottest of temperatures.  We are taking him to the vet tomorrow at 1630.  They wanted to wait until I got home to help them.

I am really confused.  Huh

Perhaps the first question to ask the vet: In your expert medical opinion, does this dog have a penis?


Whoops, all that should say "she."  We'll find out for sure from the vet tomorrow. Smiley
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« Reply #1321 on: July 07, 2013, 07:13:11 AM »

It is 0530 and I am a little too warm to sleep.

Is the Air Conditioning not working well at the trailer-home?

It works well, but it doesn't come on as much at night as it is not quite as hot as during the day.
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« Reply #1322 on: July 07, 2013, 07:29:58 AM »

Are you going to tell your dad you want to live full time in Kenya within the next year to year and a half?

Is the dog ok?

I'll tell him when I get home.  The old man needs time to get used to the idea, as well.

He just sent me a picture of JJ, so she's okay. We found out she squats instead of lifts a leg, so she's a girl.

How's the female dog that you guys have for some reason named Jeff Junior doing?

J.J. is growing like a weed.  He's as active as ever and he does come inside during the hottest of temperatures.  We are taking him to the vet tomorrow at 1630.  They wanted to wait until I got home to help them.

I am really confused.  Huh

Perhaps the first question to ask the vet: In your expert medical opinion, does this dog have a penis?


Whoops, all that should say "she."  We'll find out for sure from the vet tomorrow. Smiley

WTF?  How poor is the sex education education in Oklahoma?

And you say that you guys have actually owned dogs before?
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« Reply #1323 on: July 07, 2013, 07:36:06 AM »

My new theory is that Blondie doesn't actually exist.  Bushie just invented him/her in order to add some spice to Update before his trip to Kenya.  But he keeps forgetting whether this figment of his imagination is supposed to be male or female, sort of like Data's cat Spot on Star Trek: TNG.
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« Reply #1324 on: July 07, 2013, 07:38:50 AM »

Are you going to tell your dad you want to live full time in Kenya within the next year to year and a half?

Is the dog ok?

I'll tell him when I get home.  The old man needs time to get used to the idea, as well.

He just sent me a picture of JJ, so she's okay. We found out she squats instead of lifts a leg, so she's a girl.

How's the female dog that you guys have for some reason named Jeff Junior doing?

J.J. is growing like a weed.  He's as active as ever and he does come inside during the hottest of temperatures.  We are taking him to the vet tomorrow at 1630.  They wanted to wait until I got home to help them.

I am really confused.  Huh

Perhaps the first question to ask the vet: In your expert medical opinion, does this dog have a penis?


Whoops, all that should say "she."  We'll find out for sure from the vet tomorrow. Smiley

WTF?  How poor is the sex education education in Oklahoma?

And you say that you guys have actually owned dogs before?


She's a girl because of the squatting.

Have you heard of this phenomenon called "slip of the tongue"?  That's all this is.  Nothing more.

Seriously, I have no idea why this forum can't seem to take a joke or always has to attack every slip of the tongue.  It seems this forum doesn't recognize that I am a flawed human, not a perfect robot.  Or, they go to the other extreme that I'm a flawed human with no redeemable traits.  Every minor thing gets blown out of proportion.  I'm just as bad at that, too, but why do we have to make mountains out of every mole hill?
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