Update Season VIII - "Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!"

[WalterMitty]

Gosh, you spin things so much, Bushie. But we all know you're just hiding behind seeing your friends as justifying your decision to go to McDonalds. You didn't expect to see them there. You just got lucky. You went there with a quarter pounder on your mind and nothing more.

Just admit you wanted to eat at McDonalds and move on. Seriously. I think all of us would be okay with that instead of shamelessly lying and making up excuses like you normally do. If you were serious about dieting and being healthier, you would've made the effort to do so.

Like tonight - I had a walk on the wild side, eating doughnuts and barbecue for dinner. I did it because dammit, I wanted to.

Okay, yes, I did have a Quarter Pounder on my mind.  That chicken sandwich was awful the other night.  I had to rectify that!

the other night you said you enjoyed the chicken sandwich.

[WalterMitty]

bushie as an unemployed, how do you afford all of these fast food visits?  that must get costly.

[WalterMitty]

I think most folks find bushie much more endearing than inks.

[WalterMitty]

Wow, the reception only lasted 90 minutes? I guess a reception without alcohol is just unbearably boring.

I really don't get this weird fixation everyone seems to have about alcohol at weddings. Is it really that big a deal?

^^^^^

[WalterMitty]

as someone else noted:  it is worth remembering that bushie has lied about weight loss before.

[WalterMitty]

I am telling the truth.  Yes, I am eating right at 1500 kcal a day.  I'm not eating healthier, just eating less.

That's smart, Bushie.  Most of what these know-it-alls think they know about what is 'healthy' is perfect nonsense or just fads they see on the media.

opebo is partially right on this.  im amazed at how many people on here pretend to be dieticians.

that being said, you dont have to be an expert to realize that bushie is killing himself with very large quantities of unhealthy foods.

[WalterMitty]

prediction:  this whole cad thing gets thrown out the window when bushie returns from kenya.  he will hatch some new scheme to return to 'his country' to be with 'his babies.'

might be best.  i dont think his heart is in this cad endeavor.

[WalterMitty]

the way i see it, there are four possibilities with this cad thing:

1. bushie opts not to go.
2. bushie attends and drops out.
3. bushie attends and flunks out.
4. bushie successfully completes the program.

by the way...best quote about bushie's plans:

"I whole heartedly back your (and your parent's) plan, Bushie. What is a 'CAD'?  Similar to a BOUNDER?"--opebo.

[WalterMitty]

bushie's diet may have been suspended for at least another month or so.  breaking....

[WalterMitty]

i thought you got rid of the cat or dropped it off or something?  when you moved to utah?

[WalterMitty]

bushie, be honest, are you ever going to walk again?

[WalterMitty]

my predictions:

1. bushie will never see the dietician again.
2. he will come back from kenya with the same...enthusiasm...he had last year.
3.  he will not attend cad, or drop out soon after beginning.  he keeps saying it is self paced.  he hasnt shown a great ability to be disciplined.

[WalterMitty]

i think it is common in the hinterlands for people to let their dogs run wild.

[WalterMitty]

Bushie what are you going to do when it's a 100 degrees and blazing hot?  Leave the dog outside?

by that time he will have lost interest in the dog.

[WalterMitty]

there seems to be some co-dependent issues going on in the bushie household.

i believe him when he says his parents wanted him to move back.  and his dad went out of his way to give him his own room and fridge!

maybe somewhere deep inside they dont want him to be too successful and fly the coop, so to speak?

there could be many reasons for this.  maybe they are unhappy and bushie is the glue that keeps them together?

[WalterMitty]

so bushie...what is the excuse for not walking today?  wildfires in colorado?  church day?  iranian election?  dad said you can walk on tuesday instead?

[WalterMitty]

bushie will never walk for the sake of walking again?

[WalterMitty]

bushie's favorite food is obviously cow.

hey bushie, we know you are wary of the chicken...but what about pork?

[WalterMitty]

Great day for a walk!

are you kidding?

he cant walk on days he goes to dollar general. 

[WalterMitty]

He could walk to Dollar General...

that is crazy talk.

[WalterMitty]

You should take the dog for a walk.

my guess that he (bushie) will just watch tv and eat red meat instead.

[WalterMitty]

You should take the dog for a walk.

Indeed.  Bushie, dogs need real exercise.  As in, you need to walk them.  Are you ever going to walk Blondie?

we know the answer to that question.  blondie is sweltering outside.

[WalterMitty]

Guys, ever thought his parents are stalling on the doghouse because J.J. is going to "run away" again when Bushie is Kenya?

haha.  reminds me of the raymond carver story where a jealous husband/father drops off the family dog because it is getting too much attention.

[WalterMitty]

Here's a subject change.  I just changed my avatar to R-OK.  The reason for that is I think the country will be ready for a Republican President by 2016.  As of now, I plan on voting Republican.

lol.

especially funny since he just got through telling us that his family has spent 31 years in a trailer.

[WalterMitty]

bushie do you not worry that blondie may be struck by a vehicle?  even if you dont live on a 'busy' road?  it just takes one car...