The Mysterious 2100 Presidential Election

[Hiwazzup]

It is 2100, and another presidential election is coming up. There has been some serious tensions between Poland and Swanceany (a mixture of Switzerland, France, and Germany. Switzerland doesn't follow a non-interventionist foreign policy anymore.) Some conspiracy theorist predict a World War 3, but for now things remain slightly calm in America. China and India is getting stronger, and America and Canada are thinking of uniting into one country called The United States of Canerica, but no major move has taken place yet. The economy is mixed right now with a 7.5% unemployment. It's getting worse. After a long wait, here are the results of the 2100 presidential election:

Electoral College:

531 EVs all together

Republicans: 315 EVs

Democrats: 216 EVs

266 EVs to win


Popular Vote:

Republicans: 51% of vote

Democrats: 48% of vote


(Note: We sold Idaho to Canada to pay for a war. Oklahoma has the most electoral votes because people were rapidly moving there because of massive oil discoveries. Oklahoma is also a swing state. The area between Nevada and Massachusetts is called the Minority Belt, that is why the Democrats did so well in this area.)

How does World War 3 and the future elections look like?

Stay tuned to find out more.

[Wake Me Up When The Hard Border Ends]

It is 2100, and another presidential election is coming up. There has been some serious tensions between Poland and Swanceany (a mixture of Switzerland, France, and Germany. Switzerland doesn't follow a non-interventionist foreign policy anymore.) Some conspiracy theorist predict a World War 3, but for now things remain slightly calm in America. China and India is getting stronger, and America and Canada are thinking of uniting into one country called The United States of Canerica, but no major move has taken place yet. The economy is mixed right now with a 7.5% unemployment. It's getting worse. After a long wait, here are the results of the 2100 presidential election:

Electoral College:

531 EVs all together

Republicans: 315 EVs

Democrats: 216 EVs

266 EVs to win


Popular Vote:

Republicans: 51% of vote

Democrats: 48% of vote


(Note: We sold Idaho to Canada to pay for a war. Oklahoma has the most electoral votes because people were rapidly moving there because of massive oil discoveries. Oklahoma is also a swing state. The area between Nevada and Massachusetts is called the Minority Belt, that is why the Democrats did so well in this area.)

How does World War 3 and the future elections look like?

You decide!

How'd the Republicans manage to win DC? And California must be a wasteland in this timeline...

[Pessimistic Antineutrino]

Canerica? Not the North American Union or anything like that?

But yeah I'd understand wanting to unite with Canada. We have to get Idaho back fast.

Which party won the AI vote, and the other Non-Human vote? (I'm assuming that by this time the technology to turn yourself into a squid will be available. If not I'm moving to Swanceany.)

[Incipimus iterum]

It is 2100, and another presidential election is coming up. There has been some serious tensions between Poland and Swanceany (a mixture of Switzerland, France, and Germany. Switzerland doesn't follow a non-interventionist foreign policy anymore.) Some conspiracy theorist predict a World War 3, but for now things remain slightly calm in America. China and India is getting stronger, and America and Canada are thinking of uniting into one country called The United States of Canerica, but no major move has taken place yet. The economy is mixed right now with a 7.5% unemployment. It's getting worse. After a long wait, here are the results of the 2100 presidential election:

Electoral College:

531 EVs all together

Republicans: 315 EVs

Democrats: 216 EVs

266 EVs to win


Popular Vote:

Republicans: 51% of vote

Democrats: 48% of vote


(Note: We sold Idaho to Canada to pay for a war. Oklahoma has the most electoral votes because people were rapidly moving there because of massive oil discoveries. Oklahoma is also a swing state. The area between Nevada and Massachusetts is called the Minority Belt, that is why the Democrats did so well in this area.)

How does World War 3 and the future elections look like?

You decide!

How Dare you Sell Idaho to Canada

[Hiwazzup]

Canerica? Not the North American Union or anything like that?

But yeah I'd understand wanting to unite with Canada. We have to get Idaho back fast.

Which party won the AI vote, and the other Non-Human vote? (I'm assuming that by this time the technology to turn yourself into a squid will be available. If not I'm moving to Swanceany.)

Yes here are the results for non-humans:

Steel robots: majority voted for the Republicans.

Other robots: majority voted for the Democrats.

Other animals have also evolved to have the same brain capacity as humans, and can be as civilized as the humans thanks to new technology. The majority of animals voted for the Republicans.

Now you don't have to move to Swanceany!

[Pessimistic Antineutrino]

Animals evolve in 87 years to a point that took us hundreds of thousands of years.

Fair enough.

[Hiwazzup]

It is 2100, and another presidential election is coming up. There has been some serious tensions between Poland and Swanceany (a mixture of Switzerland, France, and Germany. Switzerland doesn't follow a non-interventionist foreign policy anymore.) Some conspiracy theorist predict a World War 3, but for now things remain slightly calm in America. China and India is getting stronger, and America and Canada are thinking of uniting into one country called The United States of Canerica, but no major move has taken place yet. The economy is mixed right now with a 7.5% unemployment. It's getting worse. After a long wait, here are the results of the 2100 presidential election:

Electoral College:

531 EVs all together

Republicans: 315 EVs

Democrats: 216 EVs

266 EVs to win


Popular Vote:

Republicans: 51% of vote

Democrats: 48% of vote


(Note: We sold Idaho to Canada to pay for a war. Oklahoma has the most electoral votes because people were rapidly moving there because of massive oil discoveries. Oklahoma is also a swing state. The area between Nevada and Massachusetts is called the Minority Belt, that is why the Democrats did so well in this area.)

How does World War 3 and the future elections look like?

You decide!

How'd the Republicans manage to win DC? And California must be a wasteland in this timeline...

Most of the blacks in DC move to the center of the Minority Belt, because this area is where the most blacks are located. More Caucasians also move into DC. California's electoral votes decrease so much because of the widespread violence in California that started in the 2030's that caused many people to move out

[Hiwazzup]

It is 2100, and another presidential election is coming up. There has been some serious tensions between Poland and Swanceany (a mixture of Switzerland, France, and Germany. Switzerland doesn't follow a non-interventionist foreign policy anymore.) Some conspiracy theorist predict a World War 3, but for now things remain slightly calm in America. China and India is getting stronger, and America and Canada are thinking of uniting into one country called The United States of Canerica, but no major move has taken place yet. The economy is mixed right now with a 7.5% unemployment. It's getting worse. After a long wait, here are the results of the 2100 presidential election:

Electoral College:

531 EVs all together

Republicans: 315 EVs

Democrats: 216 EVs

266 EVs to win


Popular Vote:

Republicans: 51% of vote

Democrats: 48% of vote


(Note: We sold Idaho to Canada to pay for a war. Oklahoma has the most electoral votes because people were rapidly moving there because of massive oil discoveries. Oklahoma is also a swing state. The area between Nevada and Massachusetts is called the Minority Belt, that is why the Democrats did so well in this area.)

How does World War 3 and the future elections look like?

You decide!

How Dare you Sell Idaho to Canada

[Hiwazzup]

Animals evolve in 87 years to a point that took us hundreds of thousands of years.

Fair enough.

Sorry, I meant that humans make new technology, which can evolve any animal, and give it human characteristics.

[Warren 4 Secretary of Everything]

Animals evolve in 87 years to a point that took us hundreds of thousands of years.

Fair enough.

Sorry, I meant that humans make new technology, which can evolve any animal, and give it human characteristics.

So we have this?

[Hiwazzup]

Anyway continuing on with the story....

World War 3 officially begins. Swanceany and Poland are in a fight to see who can conquer the most countries. Strong signs of nationalism show from both sides. Swanceany took Spain, and Poland took Belarus. They are both currently fighting for Austria and Italy. The new president who just got elected doesn't want to get involved in WW3, but 80% of America does. There are huge riots everywhere demanding the president to enter WW3, but the question is that what side do we support? Swanceany or Poland? After a long discussion, the president decides to be different, and try to stop Swanceany and Poland from their nation-building ways. Most people feel iffy about this decision, and some experts believe that this choice will cost him the election of 2104, but it's too early to make this prediction. Canada also supports America's idea, and Canerica becomes even more likely.

What are the results of WW3? When does Canerica become a reality? What are the results of the 2104 Presidential Election? When do we get back Idaho? THINK ABOUT THE POTATOES!! Is there anything shocking that will happen? Stay tuned to find out!

Leave your comments, thoughts, and questions below.

[Captain Chaos]

Who is the President of the United States?

[Hiwazzup]

Who is the President of the United States?

I'll make up a name. Uh....Joesph Rilson?   

[Consciously Unconscious]

How do you pronounce Swanceany?

New Hampshire must have some pretty big cities now, I'm guessing? 

What happened to Michigan? 

[Hiwazzup]

How do you pronounce Swanceany?

New Hampshire must have some pretty big cities now, I'm guessing? 

What happened to Michigan? 

First say "Swance"...... then say "any" like you would if you said Germ"any."

Michigan has been decreasing on electoral votes rapidly for years, and it won't get better in the future.

[Pessimistic Antineutrino]

I can see a reverse situation happening here as to what is happening now, in terms of demographics. The rapidly rising Non-Human vote is going solidly Republican while the overall human vote could be trending Democratic.

It also appears that the Repubs never could crack through with minorities.

How much of the electorate do humans make up compared to non-humans?

[Rocky Rockefeller]

This timeline is ridiculous... keep it up!

[Niemeyerite]

I like it!

[Hiwazzup]

Thank you for the positive comments. Now it is time for part 3 of the story (go to reply #10 if you haven't seen part 2 yet!)

The first battle the US enters in takes place in Andorra. We try to stop Swanceany from conquering Andorra, but fail miserably. This brings Joseph Rilson's (the new US president) approval rates down to 29%. Before this battle, his approval rates were at 35%. We also lose the next 5 battles. 20 years before this, America had to cut their military budget by 70% to save money after a huge debt crisis. The bad part is that Joseph Rilson refuses to add to the military budget because he is a true fiscal conservative (unlike the neocons today.) This puts his approval rates down to 2%. The American public hates him so much, that the first recall election for a US president takes place in 2102. Joseph Rilson's opponent is a gorilla, the second animal to ever run for president. The gorilla's name is Winelt Roolson. The gorilla wins the recall election with 70% of the vote. Here are the electoral college results (Winelt Roolson is a Democrat):

Electoral Votes:

Democratic: 467 EVs

Republican: 64 EVs

(All the states that Rilson won voted for him by a margin less than 2%.)

After the gorilla becomes president, he calls the Canadian prime minister and queen for a meeting about America and Canada uniting into one country. The meeting will take place next Thursday. He also publicly admits that he desperately wants Idaho back. He also has secret plans to bomb Swanceany and Poland.

How does the bombing of Swanceany and Poland change WW3? Does Canerica become a reality? Does the gorilla do a good job as president? Stay tuned to find out!

Leave your comment, thoughts, and questions below!

[Hiwazzup]

Part 4 will be up tomorrow.

[Rocky Rockefeller]

YES!  PRESIDENT GORILLA!!!

[Asian Nazi]

This is quite possibly the best thing I've ever read.  Keep up the good work!

[Hiwazzup]

Part 4 is here! Sorry for the long wait, and thank you for the positive comments. Now lets begin. Winelt Roolson (the gorilla president) wants to bomb Swanceany and Poland to end WW3, but he is unsure of when and how we're going to do it. He then decides to spend a whopping 1 trillion dollars on nuclear weapons research, and this causes one of the largest debt increases in history. His approval rates drops from 70% to 50% because of this decision. Moving on, Canada and the United States officially becomes one country, and there is two capitals, Washington D.C., and Ottawa.Everything went well. We have the world's largest economy again, and we are focusing on spending more on the military. Meanwhile, a newly elected congressman, Rep.Harry Geschlecht, is actually a spy for the Swanceanyian government, and gives away Canerica's plan to bomb Swanceany to the Swanceanyian government. This angers the dictator of Swanceany, Mal Herrscher. He decides to strike a nuclear attack on Baltimore, and Toronto. Herrscher spends a lot of money on another bomb program. Canerica launches their nuke on February 18th, 2103. Canerica's bomb hits Zurich, and Paris. The Eiffel Tower is demolished. We were hoping that this would end WW3, but Swanceany launches their nuke on February 20th, 2103 on Baltimore and Toronto. The CN Tower is demolished. Instead of ending WW3, like Canerica was hoping for, the nuclear attacks increases tensions between the two countries even more. The gorilla president's approval rates drops from 50% to 25% because of this. Out of nowhere, Joseph Rilson (the former president), gives a speech announcing that he will run for president again in 2104, running on a platform of peace to end WW3, instead of violence. Most people see the gorilla as a warmonger. The gorilla is afraid that he will lose the 2104 election, so he persuades India and China to join Canerica. They accept. The gorilla did this so that our military can become even more stronger, so we have a higher chance of winning WW3. Our new name is Amerinchanada (China abolished their communist government in 2028.) Joseph Rilson (the former president) says that if we elect the gorilla for a second term, he will start a New World Order, which is a bad thing. Amerinchanada decides that it will nuke Poland a month before the 2104 election. They also want Russia involved in this.

Does Amerinchanada last forever? Does Russia get involved? How will the bombings of Poland affect the world? How long does this war last? What are the results of the 2104 Presidential Election? Stay tuned to find out.

Leave your comments, thoughts, and questions below.



Gorilla president!

[Enderman]

If its a warmongering gorrilla and a new world order wanting republican, I really hope my third party (the Fundamentalist Party) or some really good provoking party can take the white house... do you have the list of presidents from 2016-2100?

[Hiwazzup]

If its a warmongering gorrilla and a new world order wanting republican, I really hope my third party (the Fundamentalist Party) or some really good provoking party can take the white house... do you have the list of presidents from 2016-2100?

The Republican doesn't want a New World Order, he is criticizing the Gorilla, saying that he will cause a New World Order, because of how much countries the gorilla is persuading to join Amerinchanada.