Jesus Christ vs. Margaret Thatcher

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

This was never done, was it?

Anyway, my answer should be obvious.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

Christ/Thatcher. Jesus would tell the electorate too many things they absolutely did not want to hear.

[Goldwater]

Thatcher/Thatcher, Jesus is a dirty hippie.

[Oswald Acted Alone, You Kook]

Jesus Christ (Normal)

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

Christ/Thatcher. Jesus would tell the electorate too many things they absolutely did not want to hear.

Voted Christ/Christ, but on second thought, this.

[The world will shine with light in our nightmare]

I think Jesus would easily win as long as He went by the name; if He ran with a different one, it would be a landslide defeat.

[Maxwell]

Thatcher/Christ

[Supersonic]

Thatcher/Thatcher, Jesus is a dirty hippie.

[Atlas Has Shrugged]

Jesus/Jesus, because he is a diety and can make socialism work.

[afleitch]

Thatcher; I vote for the social liberal

[The Simpsons Cinematic Universe]

Thatcher/Thatcher. Jesus is an ungroomed, long-haired, unelectable hobo.

And if anything the Christian right tells is correct, Thatcher is probably comparatively moderate.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

And if anything the Christian right tells is correct,

Why in the world would you assume that?

[© tweed]

the Christian right doesn't talk about Jesus much at all, certainly not in a political context.  the Bible, yes they do, Christ, not so much.

[True Federalist (진정한 연방 주의자)]

Thatcher; I vote for the social liberal

Do not judge Jesus by those who claim to be following him.  Too many of them are wandering around in circles following each other rather than him.

[Vosem]

Thatcher/Christ

[Starbucks Union Thug HokeyPuck]

Whose version of Jesus are we talking about here?  Different Christian sects seem to give off a different vibe of what Jesus is supposed to be like. 

If it's just the mainstream version, the hippie who championed the poor, I'll go with him.  The whole, "worship me or burn" thing is a bit much... but Thatcher is a dirty, capitalistic elitist. 

[Oakvale]

Jesus would likely lose a lot of Democratic votes because of his dad's gay-bashing past and his subsequent refusal to distance himself from his father, and his radical pro-life activism. The Christian Right would assume he was a Muslim based on his skin colour. He would also get slaughtered in ads for attacking small businesses simply trying to make a living in a temple. Why does Jesus hate America's mom and pop stores?

Thatcher landslide.

[The Simpsons Cinematic Universe]

And if anything the Christian right tells is correct,

Why in the world would you assume that?

I don't. I'm mostly joking in saying that. I'm not even entirely convinced of the historicity of Jesus, but that's another discussion, for another day.

[Okay, maybe Mike Johnson is a competent parliamentarian.]

I've honestly never understood why one would consider that the sort of question that it's interesting or fruitful to ask about Jesus in the first place, but, yeah, another time.

[Niemeyerite]

The communist (Christ)

[Grumpier Than Uncle Joe]

Christ

(nice trolling on Torie's board, Scott )

[Oldiesfreak1854]

Option 1.  Obvious choice is obvious.

[Хahar 🤔]

In 2009, 52% of voters in the town where Jesus was born voted for the communists.

[minionofmidas]

If he actually claims to be the Christ, then I cannot vote for him with good conscience.

[FEMA Camp Administrator]

In 2009, 52% of voters in the town where Jesus was born voted for the communists.

Wouldn't polling Galilee or Nazareth, whathaveyou, be a better example?